Did you feel something just now?
>>507876041There is definitely something in the air tonight!
>>507875916 (OP)Yea, big time. The fuck was that?
>>507875916 (OP)yeah my stomach is bubbling, one beer too much
>>507876217you intercepted a big one, good job
>>507875916 (OP)Khomenei got dilated with the MOP?
>>507875916 (OP)do you want to touch my boner or what
>>507875916 (OP)I just cummed in your jewish mums mouth, sorry not soory
>>507876041Nice man, yeah, me too, me too.
>>507875916 (OP)Yeah, a nuke detonated in Prague.
>>507875916 (OP)I'm currently feeling a fat shit log sliding ever so slowly out of my asshole.
You feeling it too?
The paradigm has shifted once again.
>>507876391not OP but i'll give it a lil touch if you want
>>507876217 >>507876478 >>507876554 are you saying Donald decided to strike Fordo?
>>507876322So, essentially your ass is a cave in Iran, your farts are ballistic, and I'm the Iron Dome?
>>507875916 (OP)I am feeling so hard right now
>>507875916 (OP)uhm yes. there was two series of loud booms outside. I thought it might be some village festival testing.
>>507875916 (OP)bro i drank some chocolate milk like twenty minutes ago and now my bowels feel like Iran.
>>507876824my farts deflected the latest Khorramshahr missile, maybe not but I tried my hardest
>>507875916 (OP)a fly just flew over my house
>>507875916 (OP)idk I haven't masturbate for 2 weeks already
my left eye keeps twitching, am i dying bros?
>>507882190Cรบ Chulainn is preparing you for battle.
>>507875916 (OP)Lil timmy? You're not supposed to be born yet. What you feelin' is my dick.