Redditor's house gets broken into by a bunch of foreigners while out on a cruise and are now living there.

>https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/1ldqoos/back_from_holiday_random_people_living_in_our/

In normal human countries all you have to do is use your fists. Westoid values and their consequences.

>>507877632 (OP)
If you own too much and can't defend it this is what happens :)

>>507877929
It's Britain, certain weapons are still available. Does the home have a chimney? Toss in flea bombs, one after the other. You'll need about 20 of them.

>>507877632 (OP)
just get a couple of cane corsos in there

why are reddit mods such turbo faggots? half the comments on that post got deleted

the uk is absolutely the most cucked country in human history at this point, hands down

>>507877632 (OP)
>English police do nothing about it
Easiest job in the world.

>>507878293
Reddit is a place where weakness breeds.

>>507877632 (OP)
What would you do in this exact situation? Break a window and start shooting? That's murder kek not self defense or castle doctrine

>>507877632 (OP)
What are the odds he voted for this?

>>507877632 (OP)
why not just kill them?

>>507878615
I would kill them, yes.

>>507877632 (OP)

Lmao Brits are such pussies. What happened? Y’all used to be based af. Now you’re all turbo faggots whore afraid to be called a racist.

>>507878615
Depends on why you broke the window. If you heard screaming or fighting you’d have a valid reason to force entry, especially into your own home. How were you supposed to know that there was someone “living” there? OP already called the police though which means he now has a +3 month eviction process just to retrieve a house that will be stripped of all plumbing & electrical.

>>507878293
Reddit is a Jewish controlled psychological warfare propaganda platform, Englin Airforce base in Florida is where the heaviest Reddit usage takes place, aka US military is doing psychological operations against it’s own people

This is a big problem in South Africa I understand
People are reluctant to leave their homes for any length of time, because when they return there will be squatters there.
Plus cops, journalists and politicians often sympathise with the squatters.

>>507878615
in USA? id cut the water and electricity then gas the house with over the counter pepper spray, id re-enter the house once they were out, and then any the came back in would be treated as intruder under castle doctrine. I'm sure in UK even asking them to leave politely is illegal though, so they are 100% fucked

>>507877632 (OP)
We shoot home invaders in my country, not all states allow it but mine does, FAFO foreign fags.

>>507878725
With what guns?

>>507879049
all europeans are a slave race. its really the fault of their royals. if the king of england declared total muslim death the muslims would get rekt in short order.

>>507879122
Siege method is kino

>reddit screenshot thread
>no proof
>just listen and believe this random redditor
The state of modern /pol/.

>>507879194
gun would make a lot of noise. make a short spear and stab stab stab.

at least they are not speaking german

>>507878615
100% I'm going in. I'm not having people in my fucking house I live in. I don't really care about the consequences.

>>507877632 (OP)
>>507878513
Reddit is better than this website by miles.

The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.

Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.

Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much.

4chan is just an endless stream of shit by comparison.

You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content.

As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many hundreds of upvotes each hour.

>>507877632 (OP)
that's what they get for not having a neighbor watch their house while gone/leaving for a long enough time someone decided to squat...i swear to god brits and their fucking financed vacations they can't even afford to go on in the first place...an island of fucking niggers, the lot of them

>>507879405
It's a VERY believable story.
>Come back from holiday
>Strangers imported by the government are in my house
>They changed the locks
>The police are useless
>The state is telling me to hurry up and wait while the request s l o w l y slithers through the English bureaucracy
>Woman doesn't want her husband to do the most reasonable thing possible and instead trusts the state to do the right thing.
>The police remain useless, but she still has faith in them.
It's part and parcel, truly a modern fairy tale. A modern Goldilocks really.

>>507879895
kys kike

>>507880209
It's ancient pasta, put on a memeflag if you're going to bite bait. He did it when he posted it.

>>507877632 (OP)
you pay your taxes so literal invading barbarians can take your property from you and if you decide to do something about the authorities will go after YOU
lmao a race of absolute raped cattle. how did they own half the world?

>>507880153
You can imagine it's a couple of delusional boomers who have been out on a cruise for weeks forgetting that England isn't a homogenous land like it was when they were born.

>>507879895
Reddit is only good for having specific answers to specific questions because there is no end to autistic spergs ready to effort post something that will get upvoted as best answer.

For everything else it is a complete and utter shithole because the system reinforces same think with the template being determined by the mods.

Even the boards dedicated to porn get fucked by this effect. You can't for example, get info on the situation with German model Laurine because the mods are desperate in trying to hide or suppress the shit storm of her chopping her tits off.

>>507877632 (OP)
Dumb redditor, he has to break in violently and when the police arrives its a my word vs your word situation that you can prove in court later as you own the house

>>507878615
Not only would I kill them but also display their corpses in my yard.

>>507878293
This one gets me angry, if you know who Tim Cain is.

>>507877632 (OP)

Mistake they made was calling the police. The police will now know if these illegal squatters get harmed.
Should have thought it through and just killed the squatters and went about their lives.

>>507877632 (OP)
More clown nonsense from the shithole known as the UK. In Romania they would've been removed immediately and charged with crimes.

>>507877632 (OP)
BONGS EXPLAIN YOURSELVES NOW!!!

>>507877632 (OP)
Kill them
That's it
Just end their lives
Preferably outside and away from my nice Persian rugs

>>507877632 (OP)
If that happened to me once i got my shit back id be leaving the country.

>>507877929
consequences of female lawmakers

>>507877632 (OP)
Hahaha when is enough enough? Never lol get rekt weak pussies

>4 males
Within two hours they would be on a drive to the countryside if that was my house.

>>507880717
I think the big mistake is not immediately removing the burglars from the house.

>>507878615
I would set the house on fire and pepper spray them as they try to run out

>>507880955
then the bobbys throw you in jail for a racism and assault

>>507877632 (OP)
>User was registered 1 day ago

FAKE AND GAY
FUCKING KYS FOR POSTING THIS FAGGOTRY

>>507880171
It's believable because people WANT to believe it, it's great outrage bait. This isn't reddit, and the reddit OP will never respond which is what makes it utterly pointless to discuss here, but I'd have several questions.
>how would some group of total stranger immigrants know you'd be away long enough for them break into your house, change the locks and repair any damage that could be used as evidence they broke in?
>how would these people you don't know and can barely speak English know enough of your personal details and have the necessary skills to be able to craft a believable fake tenancy agreement?
This sounds either totally made up for outrage purposes or like a landlord made up this story to try and kick out their tenants without any due process.

the westoid life experience
>go away for a vacation on holiday
>a bunch of pakis seize your property and lock you out
>if you dare to kick the subhumans out you will probably be executed in a public square for everyone to see
holy fuck why is the world so incredibly gay now
passport bros, unironically where do you move to avoid faggotry like this? are there any half-decent places without niggers left on earth?

>>507881283
You are allowed to use reasonable force to remove an intruder from your property. However since they called the police they are now aware of the situation. The squatters couldn't even speak English you could easily say they were burglars.

>>507881470
>>how would some group of total stranger immigrants know you'd be away long enough for them break into your house, change the locks and repair any damage that could be used as evidence they broke in?
christ you are all still very naive to how these people work over there aren't you? truly lambs to the slaughter. so precious you are.
>>how would these people you don't know and can barely speak English know enough of your personal details and have the necessary skills to be able to craft a believable fake tenancy agreement?
you are really a mark lol. you should be careful because you are a ripe to get fucked exactly like this.

>>507877632 (OP)
Burn it down and collect the insurance. Its the only way to make sure.

>>507881470
It's not like it would be the first time it's happened. Hell it happens in America too especially in California.

>>507881470
>how would some group of total stranger immigrants know you'd be away long enough for them break into your house, change the locks and repair any damage that could be used as evidence they broke in?

People tell people when they go holiday. People work at places who sell holidays.
Hackers can hack databases to get information about this.

>how would these people you don't know and can barely speak English know enough of your personal details and have the necessary skills to be able to craft a believable fake tenancy agreement?
People can sell these things. Given the fact that a house costs $$$$ so a piece of paper can be sold for $$ by someone with knowledge of how to do so.

Is it true? I have no idea.

However it's possible to have happened. It's not something completely impossible like running 100m in 7 seconds or flying to the moon.

>>507882141
this shit happens literally daily in toronto. Ok we are not so cucked that they can just fucking move in and make up a rental agreement in MS paint and our cops are not so stupid yet to buy some shit like that, but the burglaries and casing of vacant homes / vacationers is something that happens when you import shitskins and undesirables en massed.
enjoy your new "country".

>>507877632 (OP)
Based AF, i love it when these leftie faggot types get shown real consequences of their voting patterns.

>>507882287
a secure home and property is a form of white privilege

>>507881470
They don't speak English TO THE POLICE, I'm yank I know this trick. Obviously they will speak English when they actually want something, it's an old French lie and I KNOW you've seen the French do it.
I know it's a woman telling the story and your cynicism isn't unwarranted, but you can't honestly sit there and tell me this is an impossible event.

>>507882432
Back in the day in school in some philosophy class I said that door locks exist only to keep honest people out and the lot of retards looked at me like wtf is he talking about.
I wonder if they got it now.

>>507878858
Same yeah, if a nigger was in my family home and just took it i would legit start stabbing them.

>>507882591
Foreign muck always do that. They can speak English when it suits them but any other time they are speaking their own babble.

>>507877632 (OP)
>My husband wants to throw them out with his brothers
>I told him not to do this.

Well...guess we know who wears the shorts in that relationship. Why's he listening to his fucking wife? Carry them out by their ears, slap the bitch for 'telling you not to' what a chump.

also
>valuables
>PS5
>computer
I hate redditors so much it's unreal, I don't even consider them human
literally deserved for being such naive retarded faggos that relaxed and didn't even think about putting up camers and alarm in their cucked house
scrolling through plebbit it seems that (((neighbours))) (the same neighbours that probably tipped the pakis when the owners were out for vacation) noticed pakis breaking in and informed them, so if neighbours didn't call they wouldn't even be aware of the situation and probably continue their niggeresque vacation

>>507877632 (OP)
Their mistake was calling the police, better off just imitating the police and removing them from the home, take them to another street, have the brothers dress up as police too and hold them behind the street whilst you discard all the furniture and change the locks.

These people DO NOT follow the law and are protected by the law, it's called anarcho-tyranny.

>>507882596
My grandparents said how back in their day people didn't have locks on their doors. It's hard to imagine that now.

>>507881470
>how would some group of total stranger immigrants know you'd be away long enough for them break into your house

>get picked up my paki in uber
>paki sees all the luggage, sends your address to friends
>pakis do normal robbery, if no one is home they setup shop

>>507882911
It was very common for people not to lock their doors here until about 2010-2014.
Thats all gone now.

>>507877632 (OP)
burn the house down, hold the doors shut, hold the windows shut, call it a house fire, say you tried to get in but couldnt, migrants started it by improperly using the stove or something.
destroy the location where you began the fire to prevent forensics from discovering its origin.

>>507877632 (OP)
>police not intervening
use force

>>507880788
>female

Weird way of spelling "yiddish", but whatev.

>>507877632 (OP)

>WHY DOES AMERICA NEED GUNS?

Welp

>>507882765
>>My husband wants to throw them out with his brothers
>>I told him not to do this.
he would be arrested for that
5 years at least for racism, burglary, and performing eviction without a proper loicence

>>507877632 (OP)
British police are the true subhumans if you think about it.

>>507878615
Id divorce my wife and leave her my belongings in my will then go in with guns or knives or even an iron club, whatever I can get my hands on, do it at night, set the house on fire, and murder everyone inside. I would ambush the first Tommybot who comes to arrest me and see how long I can fight till they shoot me or something.

The state of society where you are more scared of repercussions of the government than your livelihood getting taken and your heirlooms getting looted.

>>507877632 (OP)
Get / steal / borrow / buy a gun and kill them all.

>>507877632 (OP)
He should unironically hire his local mafia to get them out. I can't think of any other group that will help.

>>507883010
I'm surprised there because in England I'd say everyone has had locks since the 60s.

>>507882820
Even Bihar has better law standards than this lmao.

>>507883263
>eviction loicense
say no more
simply present the writ from the high court
>>507883436
the locks were installed, they just didn't use them often until semi-recently

>>507877632 (OP)
>mask up
>break in
>kill
>leave

>>507883526
Mob lynching will solve this problem.

>>507877632 (OP)
>while out on a cruise
>they don't speak English
They voted for this. Fuck 'em.

>>507883309
Its the Anglo curse.
They chose this.
All of this would end tomorrow if they were willing to die over it.
Decade in prison? life in prison? So what.
Until the Spirit and Will return to England and its people they will accept their fate.

It ends when we fight.
>we will go to prison forever
Correct
>we will be killed by the State
Correct.

But the heathen oaths sworn in blood over honor and justice never once took heed of consequence.
They did what they saw as necessary regardless of the risk, regardless of the outcome, regardless of whatever may happen next.

They acted first and lived with the result.
because no one is ready to go to prison for life for the murder of a police officer, nothing ever happens.

>>507883650
Based. I kneel.

>>507883613
Kek I love this idea, the police would probably clean up the house and then hand the property to the council to deal with, who will no doubt find more bulbheads to fill it with.

>>507883650
they used to solve a lot of problems

even arabs still stone

>>507877632 (OP)
that's why you need to be on good terms with your neighbors, and hope your back garden is big enough for a few graves

FORGET THE HOUSE. YOUR ENTIRE COUNTRY WAS BROKEN INTO BY NON WHITES.

NON WHITES DO NOT BELONG IN OUR WHITE COUNTRIES.

OUR GOVERNMENTS HAVE BETRAYED US.

ITS TIME FOR A REVOLT, AND TOTAL CIVIL WAR. IT IS THE ONLY WAY OUT OF THIS MESS.

>>507882777
Is it legal to have a security camera inside your own house in England? I'm not even joking. Seems like the very idea of protecting yourself is illegal there.

>>507881470
in some places immigrants plant cameras in neighborhoods to monitor them. there are also people that make fake facebook accounts and mass add old people to see when they are on vacation. its really not complicated how this shit happens

>>507883790
This is an important aspect. I don't understand how some people can have big feuds with neighbours when you ultimately you will need each other at some point.

>>507883943
Almost every house has a burglar alarm system with motion detectors but not everyone has cameras because, funny enough, we believe in privacy including that of our neighbours and people walking by. I know someone on our road has made the decision to install a few cameras after their catalytic converter got stolen; they didn't want it to get to this point but they feel they have to now.

>>507879405
Stop coping ffs

>>507878615
If this were in the US:
You can’t “break in” to your own property. The people inside are trespassers and you can use nonlethal force to remove them. If they resist and you reasonably fear imminent death or substantial bodily harm you can use lethal force.

>>507884156
What happened to being taught to never share person information online? I was especially told never to tell anyone I was on holiday just in case.

>>507877632 (OP)
Dumbass.
Should've claimed that they said something against brown people...

>>507884220
They're not just trespassers, they're burglars, which is far more serious.

>>507877632 (OP)
I wonder where the foreigners come from.

>>507881470
>family says on social media "OMG GOING ON HOLIDAY, SO EXCITED"
>someone sees it
>tells their network or decides for themselves
>breaks back window on door, can be fixed in 2-3 hours if you have basic DIY skills
>changes locks in a few hours, again possible with simple DIY skills from the inside
Can go from squatter to "home owner" in 24 hours

>>507877929
>>507877632 (OP)
>You have to legally evict them goy
>Goy they've got 90 days to pack and move out
>Goyim do you have receipts proving the jewelry and electronics were yours?

>>507884293
they are old and dumb and narcissistic and think nothing bad ever happens. i had to explain to my mom how dangerous posting about her cruise on facebook was when her 11 and 14 year old were home for alone week. she still thinks the california she lives in is the one she grew up in

>>507877632 (OP)
this happens in the US, but I live in a pro-gun state and I'm almost always concealed carrying. If I came home to three or four darkies in my home, there would be no questions being asked, the room would just get loud and smoky.

>>507884156
or simply they could be hacked also
>gain access to email account
>see tickets for week-long cruise
>call in paki boys
but yeah the most likely reason is talking to random people about plans and sharing info online, maybe their retarded tech-illiterate daughter did that

>>507878615
Machetes and axes. Those fuckers will receive a very shallow grave in the local woods.

>>507878615
>enter building
>being blasting
>call police for home invasion
>yes thats them officer

>>507877632 (OP)
just shoot them!
>uk
ohhhhh... oh no....
kill yourself?

>>507884215
m8 this is no different to some redditor saying
>my boyfriend raped me but now he's saying it's consensual
with no proof. Would you believe them? No. But /pol/ will believe this with no proof, because it reinforces anons beliefs about society.

If there was media at the scene interviewing the pakis through the door and talking to the family and police about the situation, then it would be believable. Until then, I don't see any good reason to get mad about something with about as much legitimacy as a creepypasta.

>>507884580
yea ive been in a couple neighborhood chat groups and old people post in there about being in the hospital and shit all the time. anyone could get in and find where they live with 0 effort

I'd just go home, push them out and close the door. It's not complicated.

Should tell the police that someone in the property is watching BBC One without a TV licence, they'll be there pronto.

>>507877632 (OP)
just fucking kill em

Reminder that the west lives under anarcho-tyranny unless you are an (((elite))) or one of their favored golems.

>>507884822
They wouldn't do it in Bazza's house that's for sure.

>>507884923
It's probably a fake story but if true it's one of those times you just gotta bite the bullet and kill the bad people to make an example, and then take the prison time.

>>507879895
based. great post. would upvote and give reddit gold if i could. hopefully some kind of system will be implemented by 4chan janitorial staff soon.

>>507878615
kill them as quickly as possible, yeah
if any cop has a problem with it, kill them too
who gives a fuck about "murder" or other laws if they'll just be selectively enforced against only you?

>>507877632 (OP)
don't care, they voted for it

>>507878293
Leftist thought is very fragile and it needs constant censorship. Otherwise people start asking uncomfortable questions and the whole house of cards crumbles.

>>507877929
in a fist for a fist world the whole world has broken knuckles

>>507877632 (OP)
at least they arent speaking german

TOTAL

LEFTIST

DEATH

VERY

SOON

>>507877632 (OP)
I'm involved in a fucked up legal situation, the same stupidity but different. It's insane how most people will understand the situation is deeply wrong, but will also shrug their shoulders because "it's not their department, just doing their job". 100% enslaved by the system. And if you try to circumvent the system that everyone knows is wrong, they then label you the enemy.

They only solution is to enter the kike judicial process, of course. Which strengthens and grows one of their main centers of power.

>>507877632 (OP)
>Old shitskin
>Go back for 3 months to your shithole
>So gypsies break in your house
>Come back and find out
>You are now homeless
>You have a problem
>Call the cops
>Big mistake
>Now you have 2 problems
>Now they can live legally in your house until a judge evict them
>They have kids you can evict them
>A shitskin influencer talk about you and ask his follower to show up
>Hundreds of shitskins show up (imagine the smell)
>They evict the squatters
>And then the cops clap (really)
>Nothing happen to the shitskin because they are too many and the police chief doesn't want to disturb peace and the mayor doesn't want to lose the next elections
Just put a balaclava and go smash every one inside and use the good old "wasn't me" technique.

>>507877632 (OP)
what did the redditors say? that the house is reparations for colonialism?

>>507879049
ghoul britannia
britannia are all slaves

>>507877632 (OP)
are they retarded kick the door in and throw them out with a pitchfork. stupd bongs.

>>507879872
I know right. How are these people not driven mad by rage to where they break the door down and wrap their hands around the first brown neck they find? It amazes me how weak British males are. I would turn into a killing machine if some invaders were in my house, jerking off on my bed.

>>507880606
Why would they remove that? Tim Cain is one awesome faggot. Not many of them.

in south africa, this is a big concern. water failure was a trick used by landlords, hit it with a hammer up stream of a shut off, if they were motivated enough to do plumbing they would not be squatters. you can also remove one of those one-way sewer gas valve, but this requires pre-planning. south african land lord rumors have lots of less than legal tricks for squatters most are destructive, but often without evidence of who did it making it a she said he said and not a he said she said.

>>507882777
No offense Fredo but you are borderline retarded and you completely misunderstood what he wrote, though for a Moorcilian like you it's understandable.

>>507885252
>hopefully some kind of system will be implemented by 4chan janitorial staff soon.
There's already a system.

>>507878615
Call the cops, but say they are burglars, and also I think I saw someone carrying machinegun through the window.

>>507877632 (OP)
Id just gas them with chemicals, doesnt matter if they die or not, they will leave fast. Good luck proving it was me kek

>>507879895
>The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.
weak bait

>>507886090
usually I ignore memeflaggots but you are an exceptional case of retardation
that bitch was listing whatever is it that was in their house in danger of being stolen and she seriously couldn't come with anything other than listing a ps5 (what is, $500?) and a pc?
this is a home they fully own mind you and it's a family of three

>>507877632 (OP)
I hope they find the child porn on his computer.

>>507878615
I wouldn't say a single word to them. I`d listen to what they had to say. And that`s what no one did.

>>507877632 (OP)
Police just LARP as the good guys they are just government thugs simple as in fact they stand in the way of people protecting themselves and their property all the time fucking dogs of the state.

>>507877632 (OP)
Castle doctrine means you can kill the males and chain the woman in your rape dungeon

>>507877632 (OP)
He probably voted for this

>>507877929
remove arbitrary justice for bureaucratic procedure and that's what you get, licensed lawlessnesss

>>507877632 (OP)
what the fuck is going on in bongistan lol

>>507879872

>>507885332

Not true. Theft was much lower in the past when you were executed for stealing. They have to use mental gymnastics to try and make it seem like the past had more crime.

>>507877632 (OP)
>england
That's rough. They wont do shit until you take action, then they'll arrest you.
>>507878615
>Break a window
Knock first, they'll probably open the door.
>bring two bottles
>smash whoever's answers the door
>threaten the rest with the broken bit and check them for keys
>attack any of them try something
>either they leave or i stab someone
>either way chug the second bottle if i hear guards
>blame my actions on alcohol if it goes to court
>get a serious sentence because legal system is cucked

>>507877632 (OP)
Report them for watching tv without a loicense.

>>507879872
Meant to reply to this faggot >>507879895

>>507878615
here in Florida it's castle doctrine, you can slaughter them all.

>>507877632 (OP)
so do that to politicians house, they all got 10 houses each with 9 of them sitting empty for the most of the year. just move in and claim it's yours

I would kill anyone that tried to do this to me. You're not taking my home, or my car by the way (I don't have a car, but if I did!).

>>507887173
The system will act for them. Not for you.

>>507878293

Society moved past them and they’re too pussy to allow discussions that happen everywhere now. It’s another drawback of censorship that people don’t talk about. If you censor discussion and society moves forward your propaganda becomes more detrimental than effective as it gets left behind. They are too stupid to realize they lost already and everyone else is on to fighting new battles

>>507885547
This actually happened?

>>507887273
sue the system for two-tier system. lose, now you have reason to go luigi on judges and their family members. we are all going to die sooner or later, question is; are you willing to die for a true cause?

>>507883709

love me some barge haulers on the volga

>>507879895
>>507885252

you need to go back, kike memeflag

>>507885332
Don't use fists, use the maximum force available because you don't know what they have.

>>507877632 (OP)
Good.
They voted for this

Shit like that really makes you realize that most euro countries live with the illusion of private property.

>>507878293
Reddit moderation is ironically hyper capitalistic. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer until eventually you end up with the 6 biggest mods controling 25% of the 500 biggest subreddits, and 99% of the site being under the control of a small group of 40 or so mods..

>>507878615
>+7
The Castle Doctrine, also known as the Castle Law, is a legal principle that allows individuals to use force, including deadly force, to defend themselves within their homes (or, in some states, other occupied spaces like vehicles or workplaces) against intruders or attackers without the duty to retreat. This doctrine essentially recognizes a person's home as their sanctuary and allows them to protect themselves from harm without the obligation to try to escape.
>legal principle that allows individuals to use force, including deadly force
>against intruders

>deadly force
>against intruders

>>507877632 (OP)
How could someone do that while living there? Is he saying he abandoned his property?

>>507879895
The reddit "community" is a bunch of retarded faggots and troons.

>>507878615

Get a friend to sign a one month lease to the property. Wait until they leave the property and then immediately bust in and change all the locks. If they try to break back in then beat the shit out of them and call the cops since they’re burglars. If the cops have issue, your friend has a valid legal lease. If the squatters want to fight it in court then they’ll be doing so from outside the house. Take all their shit and sell it online and then split the profits 50-50. Sue them into the ground for any damage caused and take any money or property they do have if they have any. If they try to come back and get their stuff then after they get arrested for burglary they get deported

>>507878615
Buy a shipping container and some tasers. Then have breakfast with them everyday before work while they enjoy their new home strapped up to chairs in a shipping container.

>>507877632 (OP)
Her husband should go and rob them, then call the police and say a robbery is in progress… then beat the shit out of those faggots occupying their house. Why are they so fucking cowardly?

>>507887932
>Wait until they leave the property
They clearly planned this out. There will always be at least one of them there.
Subhumans can still be quite cunning after all.

>>507877632 (OP)
Another far right citizen is born

>>507887859
No, retard. His family left on vacation, someone got a tip they left (probably an Uber driver telling their friends a retarded bong families house is going to be empty for a week), they break in and start living there. When the police show up they present a fake document stating they live there legally, cops shrug and say nothing can be done

>>507878293
Reddit, my dear memeflaggot, is a consensus cracking website

>>507877632 (OP)

Bedbugs would solve this

>>507877632 (OP)
>comments moderated

>>507878725
And spend the rest of your life in prison?
Amerimut IQ really is room temperature.

>>507888205
"Vacation" huh? How long?

>>507878976
>foreigners
Thats UKs politically correct speak for niggers from africa. If the intruders were muzzies then they'd be referred to as "asian" or "south asian"

>>507878615

Kick their asses so hard they don't dare to come within 10 kilometers of my home. To hell with any consequences. Wear a balaclava if you're spooked about any potential repercussions.
Bonus points if you have any biker type friends you can bring along.
These people are the types who don't do well with any real confrontation. They just jew the system and think they're invincible.
They only do this because they know the system is on their side. If we lived in a sensible world where people have to be afraid of real violence for their actions, we wouldn't see bullshit like this

>>507877632 (OP)
>We live in the UK
First mistake
>We called the police
Second mistake
>Redditor
Birth defect.

>>507884902
Not if they're BAME's.

>>507887138
Fucking brilliant

>>507879467
Aka assegais.

>>507878091
I'm surprised nobody responded with this option already. In the US we have contingency plans for such an occasion. Property with caches in case our main base of operation (our home) is compromised. Any spic, abbo wog or poojeet who would dare try this wouldn't even have time to regret their mistakes. But in Britainstan you have like no freedom and at this point sporks are being outlawed. Your idea may even be illegal in bongistan, who knows. What point do nubrits stand up for themselves? To me it seems evident that Shitain is a failed state. In what first world nation could you not defend your property? And even worse the police are allowing this to continue

>our home
>our
Crown land, Bong. Crown land. You don't own shit

A reasonable and just society would allow the homeowners to organize friends and family to kick them the fuck out without ever involving jewish beauracrats or piglice.

>>507888401
What is the point of life if other people can take everything you have with no consequences?

>>507879122
They would simply tell the water and power company that they're the rightful tenants. And if it doesn't work then they'll just start shitting on your floor when the toilets stops flowing. Squatters do not give a fuck.

>>507877632 (OP)
>random people
Should that be added to the list?

>>507877632 (OP)
Gypsy mode of operation. Treatment: set the house on fire and keep them in.

>>507877632 (OP)
I would beat them until they are unconscious.

>>507877632 (OP)
>we need to house these migrants
>no not like that!
Hilarious fuck redditors

>>507878615
That actually is castle doctrine. They broke into your home. You're allowed to use deadly force to defend it.

>>507888612
What are you talking about? This is a 10x worse problem in Spain. There is so many apartments illegally occupied its insane. Someone can illegally move in and claim residence within 48 hours. You dont even need a contract

>>507889346
>Redditor

>>507889422
Indeed but, that does not invalidate any of his points. What’s yours?

>>507889574
That this happens daily in your country and you cant legally do shit about it besides crying

>>507879895
I just downvoted your comment.

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>>507878293
>>507878122
>>507878091
The reddit consensus is this story MUST be fake because he mentioned they dont speak English. Thats proof its a made up story from a racist, because there is such a lack of crime from "people of color" that racists need to make stories like this up lmao

>>507889899
Yes, do I need to ask you again? What does that have to do with anything the other anon said? Does it make it false? What’s your point retard?

Kek

>>507878615
i had something similar happen to one of our properties. Laws here are weird in that squatters are extremelly hard to get rid of...but a legal tenant that owes a couple of months rent is really easy to kick out. So I just made a fake contract with a friend over the property that had squatters in it and told him to just never pay. I had him and his "friends and family" evicted in a couple of months.

>>507878615
In America the Sheriff is still responsible for evictions. If there was a Sheriff's department that refused to evict obvious squatters from my home I would conduct politically motivated violence on that department.

>>507877929
*12 gague

>>507877632 (OP)
>>507878293
Leftwingers voted for this.
They got what they deserve.

>>507884902
IIRC can't you just tell them to fuck off and not let them inside? Saw some webms here where homeowners in the UK did exactly that.

>>507890795
>IIRC can't you just tell them to fuck off and not let them inside? Saw some webms here where homeowners in the UK did exactly that.
That would require a spine.

>>507877632 (OP)
>wtf this lib world i wanted sucks when im the one taking it up the ass and not living in my ivory tower looking at the peasants
everybody point & laugh

>>507877632 (OP)
The solution is to violently remove them. They weren't supposed to be there in the first place - they're not going to the police and if they threaten to go to the police, you kill them and bury the bodies. No one is going to come looking at your house for people who were never supposed to be there to begin with and if they do, say you (truth) don't know who they are and hope they find them!

>>507877632 (OP)
What are the chances this could be real? Can you really just steal a home in the UK if you’re brown? Does anyone have access to the deleted comments?

>>507877632 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F49JnqZBivs

Surest sign of a cucked society. All you can do is surf the kali yuga.

>>507878615
Just kill them. Whose going to find out you did it? No one is going to go looking at your house for them. In fact, if they're burglars there's a high chance no one would even come looking for them anyway. You just have to dispose of the bodies.

>>507890907
You're right. Spines are in short supply these days in Europe

>>507886928
The usual thing, they have complicated squatters rights laws because of some shit from a hundred years ago so shit like this is allowed.

Redditor is too much of a pussy to just go in with a piece of lumber and start cracking heads but that’s probably best since the state would put him in prison and give his home and wife to the squatters in recompense.

>>507877632 (OP)
Should have just got his brothers to go in and kill them all
Bury them in the garden nobody has to know

>>507890036
I think it's most likely to be fake because it's not all over GBNews, TalkTV, the Daily Mail, the Daily Express or any other right wing media that would be all over this story if it were real.

>>507891498
This. Who is going to know? Not like they had any scheduled business at your house. Nothing to link them to you if the police even bother investigating a missing persons report for some dune coon rapefugees.

>>507879095
It happens in the USA too but there is not much sympathy for them.

>>507880688
their mistake was calling the police to begin with.
without the police, you can kill them, then dispose of the bodies and no one ever knows they were there
now that the police are involved, that is off the table
now they are forced to go the long route of having these illegals in their house for a year or more

>>507879122
>id cut the water and electricity then gas
Probably illegal, definitively illegal in Spain. Yes you have to pay your squatters' bills.

Just shoot them and get rid of body

>>507881470
> how would some group of total stranger immigrants know you'd be away long enough for them break into your house, change the locks and repair any damage that could be used as evidence they broke in?

Foreigners are extremely tribal, maybe some sand nigger noticed them packing and informed his friends that the house would be empty for some time and an excellent opportunity to squat it

>>507877632 (OP)
Are we now posting reddit larp threads? wow

LARP general
you faggots won't do shit when the first nigger opening the door is 6'5 and ripped
>I will le kill him and john wick the rest with a traffic cone
that's what you sound like
drooling 5th grader power fantasies

>>507877632 (OP)

>>507878293
Bahahaha you wont do shit.

>>507879049
all the good men in europed died in the two banker wars in the early 1900s

>>507877632 (OP)
You're racist for trying to throw immigrants out of your house. They need a place to stay. You need to share, you bigot.

>>507878409

>>507877632 (OP)
fake and very gay

>>507878615
Break in. You are now in your home and if they attack you you can kill them. It will take a while in court but so will kicking them out but at least you can use your house in the mean time

Why don't they move into the cops house?

>>507877632 (OP)
This is how they wants it.
So they gets it.

>>507878615
Yes I would absolutely kill anyone who was squatting in my home. I would dissolve their bodies in vats of industrial drain cleaner just like Dahmer did. Never, ever get the cops involved if something like this happens to you. Just kill them all and keep your mouth shut about it. They only do this because they think there won't be any consequences.

>>507884799
Haha yeah kid the british media love nothing more than stories that make pakis look bad, fucking idiot

>>507878615
Go knock on all the neighbors doors and get all the men, then go throw those mudslimes out of your house with those neighbors

>>507877632 (OP)
what kind of retard doesn't have somebody housesit for them while they're away?

>>507878976
it's haram to break into someone's house

>>507877632 (OP)
There is no such thing as 'squatters rights' in the UK. Its your right to eject them from the property with reasonable force. 100% something doesn't add up about this post and the fact none of their neighbours reported this to the police prior to their return is dodgy.

>>507877632 (OP)
Why work for a house when you can open the door.

>>507892307
a new mayor of Derby, Ajit Atwal

>>507892307
>>507893445
forgot a pic

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Plebbit literally wants to restrict you from advice on what to do when a load of niggers literally steal your house.

>>507891907
Guaranteed this is what happened.

>>507880473
>Not only would I kill them but also display their corpses in my yard.
you wouldn't do shit you american mutt. a foreign nation has occupied your country for the last 70 years and none of you wont do shit despite being armed to the teeth.

>>507891907
>>507893702
Absolutely guaranteed. When they say "community", what they actually mean is "hive mind".

>>507892832
How would you kill them? 5 on 1 aren't great odds if it's anything but a firearm and if it is then the shots will be heard.

>>507879895
What a great comment?

Rest assured that I'm going to screencap this post and post it on r/4chan. I'd give you gold if we were back on reddit. Please accept my spiritual high five. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go ask r/cuckolds on how to approach and confront my wife about about catching something from her after one of her nights out with Jamal and Deshawn. Such great fellas, but sadly have terrible hygiene.

>>507878615
I wouldnt do nuffin, however the circuit board seems to have had a critical failure and the house burnt down oh nooo, good thing I have insurance :)

>>507877929
In the US (Red states), we use bullets;

>>507878615
It's a ton of stress no matter what so yes, I would kill them all and then worry about what to do from there.

>>507877929
The world fears fighting white men. Being able to fist fight is the first precursor to being able to war. It steels your nerves, it hardens your resolve. It's why they took away dueling, the white man is most at home when he can fight but remove dueling, remove fist fights, he becomes a neurotic mess, cowardly knowing only two extremes calling the cops and crying or shooting someone and then himself in a adrenaline induced panic.

>>507887442
happens sometimes in egypt, at least that where the story i heard was from, but it was a guy who extended his apartment into his neighbors, taking the entire floor for himself

>>507879895
I've had this pasta before.
Nice bait tho antran.

>>507877632 (OP)
Britfags allow their daughters to be raped by poo niggers because you don't wanna be called racists. get fucked.

>>507878615
just kill those fucking cockroaches

>>507877632 (OP)
all the good brits left for America in the 1700s.

I've only seen this happen in America a few times in liberal areas but never to the owners primary residence. Regardless, it should never happen.

>>507878725
In the US, I found people in my condo once after coming back from winter break. When my key didn't work they answered the door. I kicked it open and told them to get out. When they didn't immediately comply I drew my gun I was carrying and they left. I did not let them take anything with them. I called police about a break in and changed the locks back immediately since my original lock was still in the unit.

We have castle doctrine, if I shoot someone in my house that's attacking me, it's basically 100% justified in every state in the US. Even states where you have to retreat, you don't have to in your own house. Get inside and you don't have to be nice one bit.

Police showed up, they hung around, outside yelling and I went to my filing cabinet, showed them my key worked, and I paid the bills. They broke in and tried to claim the place but this is my residency, and I showed them my registration and passport and DL with this unit as mine. I pressed charges on all 3 niggers.

I have a feeling this issue only impacts bitch ass liberals that don't believe guns matter. I would shoot someone trying to steal what's in my wallet, I most definitely would shoot someone trying to steal half a million from me and I won't lose one second of sleep. It's unerving and changing the lock is scary since I can't keep my gun aimed at them but I am handy and changed it fast since I knew it would be an issue with cops if they had a key for my place. It's just a few screws so it's actually easy.

Do yourself a favor and get locks that are resistant to bump keys. The cop found one in their stuff. Fuck Schlage and fuck Kwikset, both are the easiest to pick. Get Medeco as a minimum if you own property. https://www.medeco.com/en/products/deadbolts/product-details.aehpdp-medeco4-maxum-aeh_medeco_227524

>>507879872
there's 4 of them and you're alone and you're a normal guy while they're obviously criminals - they'd just beat the fuck out of you and get you arrested or kill you outright while they continue to live in house you paid for

I'd probably just sit in police station until they do something because I'd have nowhere to go or anyone to talk to anyway, especially since all the documents I'd have that prove the house is mine are in the house itself and I'd have no way of requesting copies since I have no clue how to get a hold of them

>>507878615
just flood the house with CO2 from a hose under the door all night long. basically the same practice with gophers

>>507894787
browns are cowards who quite literally piss themselves in the face of righteous indignation.

Holy shit
Imagine living in some sad second world shithole

>>507894738
>Even states where you have to retreat, you don't have to in your own house
This is not true, At least in Cali if you shot someone in your own home and couldn't prove they were a threat you are looking down the barrel of 5-15.

imagine not calling the cops and saying the people inside were calling you a nigger

>>507878615
i would only be calling the cops to sponge he blood off the walls

>>507894998
you watched too many movies or anime
you're a normal guy trying to fight 4 criminals
you're getting your ass beat
are you a child?
no one who has ever been in a real fight say stupid shit like this

>>507895145
>Imagine living in some sad second world shithole

You don't have to imagine Hernandez

>>507878122
banned breed

>>507878293
Reddit is just a CIA propaganda platform

>>507877929
thats the uk retared

>>507881460
It's a burner account so they don't receive death threats on their main
>>507890036
I'm a cashier and I meet half a dozen people who can't speak English or Spanish a day.

You wont do shit, whitey
Every single reply saying they'd kill them or attack them is pure cope. You know you wont do shit, just accept the fact that this is their home now bitch. White people exist to serve us and give us their property. Pussy ass white bitches.

>>507877632 (OP)
How did Odysseus handle that situation?

>>507894787
Carry, and force your way inside as soon as you can. Once inside your unit, castle doctrine applies. If they are aggressive at all you shoot them center of mass until they are down. Housing costs way to much to pussy foot around this. You have to carry and be prepared for decisive action.

I don't want to kill, but I totally will if they offer any resistance. That's also why I did not let them leave with anything since they could have had a gun in a bag. I'm not the TSA I can't screen their shit in the seconds we had a confrontation. Any of them even reaching for a bag would have been me shooting. But you got to keep your wits, changing the lock fast was critical to this event being uncontested. I also didn't touch their stuff or claim it since it could have drugs. I pointed everything not mine out to officers right away. The bastards had broken things and thrown my cloths out so they got charged for all that too.

Niggers are stupid as hell and easily spooked. One big thing on my side is the internet was clearly mine and they did not have any access to it or proof of bills. But you got to get inside or you don't have proof of everything either. Who goes out expecting this?

>>507877632 (OP)
>Lil Timmy got his house stolen by 3rd worlders that just walked in and changed the locks
AHHHHHHHHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>507878615
yeah id fucking gun them down
>AGAIN
CAUSE IT HAPPEND TO ME BEFORE

99% of posts on Reddit that get any number of visibility are bots farming engagement via ragebaiting. This is one of those posts.

>>507895175
>At least in Cali
There's your problem.

>>507877632 (OP)
>Redditor's house gets broken into by a bunch of foreigners while out on a cruise and are now living there.
In the US, you'd just shoot them dead. They're home invaders. Sure, don't want to sleep there that night, but it's only a motel room for one or two nights, then hire someone to clean up the bloodstains. No idea why you'd call the police before they were all dead.

>>507893862
Breaking in while they sleep and slaughtering not just the men, but the women and the children, is the only option.

>>507894787
>here's 4 of them and you're alone and you're a normal guy while they're obviously criminals
criminals aren't prepared for you just showing up and *murdering* them

>>507878615
Buy a bunch of thick boards.
Start blocking all the windows and exits
If anyone asks im doing it in case of a storm
If they call the cops on me insay that im the owner and i am making rennovations

>>507878293

>>507878615
>What would you do in this exact situation?
tell cops there was a home invasion attempt and you killed them all, you had reason to be concerned for your life because your personal space was not respected

>>507878615

Break in and squeeze the life out of them

>>507881911
anon…
it says uk

>>507878615
>What would you do in this exact situation?
Honestly?

Burn the house with them in it.
Yes, I know how.
No...
Fuck it, I'm already a loser, so what's left to lose if my life has fallen to the point that a small group of foreigners can move into my house and tell me to "fuck off or else" while the gards sit back and laugh???

Burn the house with them in it, then kill myself so that I can be free too, their extended family can't exact revenge and hopefully, HOPEFULLY, the next group that try it will hesitate, for fear that their target will be a loser like me.

>>507895175
It is true, California has castle doctrine.
https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/blog/penal-code/does-california-follow-the-castle-doctrine/

Proof can be almost any sign of a struggle and establishing that they were not welcome. Which squatters are not. It's why you don't go in guns blazing either. There are rules of engagement. You cannot just execute people because they are in your house or even robbing you. If you shoot a guy in the back who is walking out the door with your TV, yeah you go to jail because that is not self defense and is not covered. But if some nigger pulls a knife and tries to stab you then yeah that's good. The proof is he had a knife or a weapon. etc. Or you shot them in the front from close range and had no prior relationship with them and there were signs of a break in. You can definitely shoot them if they attack you. The evidence is the whole scene. But then a debrief with police will take way longer since you might be facing a much more thorough investigation.

>>507877632 (OP)
this is why where I live you only call the police to remove the bodies
if you come back to your house to find people living there most places, both in europe and in the USA once you call the police, they require you to evict them, a process which can take anywhere from 3 months to 2 years, depending on how fucking liberal the local government is, and in some cases if they build improvements on the house while squatting, they can just straight up sue to have your house become theirs now
however if I came home and find someone has broke into my house, then they were robbing it, in decent states at least, I can kill them with impunity, "oh god someone's broke into my house" *bang bang bang* "I was so scared etc etc" THEN call the police
the cops will show up to you, in your house, with dead bodies who can't argue shit
people who depend on the police have written themselves into a hole wherein they have no means of defending themselves when someone just straight up steals their home

>>507885332
>fist all the jews and brown people
>no more troubles so knuckles heal
You're gay

>>507877632 (OP)
I can only assume these are the correct responses...

>>507894738
Should have shot them and fixed the problem for good. Now they will just go fuck over someone else. No need to keep trash like this around breathing the same air as the rest of us.

>>507896469
>You cannot just execute people because they are in your house
yeah actually you can, you don't have to give them any chance of winning or launching an attack, pre-emptive self-defense is a thing here

>>507895175
He said in the US, not Northern Mexico.

>>507895764
there is no such thing as "castle doctrine" in the world outside of 1 or two US states. stop watching movies.
in 99% of the world you lay a hand on an invader you get sent to jail.

>>507891746
Or just don't be a cuck faggot, kill them, disappear their bodies, and tell the cops they just left after apologizing

>>507896034
>criminals aren't prepared for you just showing up and *murdering* them
yes they are
you're a child
you're not winning 4 on 1 fight this isnt fucking bollywood or video game

>>507877632 (OP)
Omerta

>>507896865
KEK FAGGOT SPOTTED

>>507895462
you're brown like turds

>>507896865
>in 99% of the world you lay a hand on an invader you get sent to jail.
I have never even been questioned about my use of force, last time I used violence the other side had bigger incentive to keep their mouth shut

>>507896957
>Erm I'm a massive dysgenic faggot who is allergic to violence
We all know you're a puss puss, fren

It has only ever been about white genocide.

Jews. Do. Not. Want. You. To. Exist.

JEWS
DO
NOT
WANT
YOU
TO
EXIST

>>507896957
ambush tactics bro, you can kill them all before they even know they're under attack

Why don't white people just kill them? If they did this in Mexico or some other turd world country, they would have been shot immediately. THEY INVADED YOUR HOUSE. THAT ITSELF IS A THREAT AGAINST YOUR LIFE.

>>507896957

>>507878615
Give the cops one chance to do their job, after that it's shoot shovel shut up territory. Keeping my family home and land is full on hill I'll die on tier

>>507877632 (OP)
lol id just call all my family and friends and enter the house and remove them and their belongings. must suck to be a faggot redditor with no teeth

>>507897292
most people fear confrontation

>>507897292
Because they are owned by jews in the name of "being anti-racist, progressive, empathetic beings of light and logic and therefore clearly intelligent and good people".

And too stupid to realize
JEWS DOD NOT WANT THEM TO EXIST.
YES, YOU HAVE BEEN SYSTEMATICALLY REPLACED IN YOUR NATION.
YES, IT IS A GENOCIDE.
YES, IT WAS JEWS.

>>507895794
Where?

>>507895992
Honestly needs to happen once or twice. Squatters should be terrified to stay. This abortion of justice we have in the west is just more demoralization
>but they'll be homeless!
And I'm not? What are my taxes on this property going to if not THE RIGHT FOR ACCESS!?

EVERYONE who supports, enforces, or passed these squatter rights laws gets the fucking rope.

Short drop, it needs to last a tad.

>>507884220
There was a big squatter plague all over the US after the invasion.

>>507896447
>Fuck it, I'm already a loser, so what's left to lose if my life has fallen to the point that a small group of foreigners can move into my house and tell me to "fuck off or else" while the gards sit back and laugh???
top kek that was my first gut reaction
I'm single, burnt out, and finding out that a bunch of foreigners moved into my house (and I assuming also either killed/kicked out my dog and cat) while taking my shit would just cause me to go TND. It wouldn't even be about the property itself anymore, it'd just be righteous indignation of their audacity.

>>507878615
If the homeowner killed them all and I was on the jury they'd be 'not guilty' unless they're brown.

>>507897426
>>507897435
So white people are pussies? Got it. Maybe all whites deserve to be genocided for being this stupid.

>>507884695
>Those fuckers will receive a very shallow grave in the local woods.
Dig deep. Don't half-ass this stuff, I don't want you rotting in prison because two hour's worth of shoveling was too much work.

>>507897845
Plus it happens a few times and makes the news and these cocksuckers might stop squatting.
Instead they are emboldened by cuck laws.

God I hate the west .

>>507884799
>If there was media at the scene interviewing the pakis through the door and talking to the family and police about the situation,
I don't know how it works in the UK, but in the US the media wouldn't bother with that. Don't want to be racist.

>>507897426
You should. But you do it anyway when it's necessary. Anyone who doesn't fear confrontation with strangers is a dumbass and the first to get killed.