I've got tnis new variant and it is not a joke. It's a good thing I got my booster recently and my symptoms are lessened, because you do NOT want to catch this one.

what the actual fuck

>>507880537 (OP)
I hate you

2 more variants

>>507880537 (OP)
>CUT MY THROAT INTO PIECES,
>NEED ANOTHER VACCINE SHOT,
>SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING,
>DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY BRAIN STARTS BLEEDING

I've been getting boosters every 6 months which remains the public health recommendation from all health agencies. Meanwhile anti vaxtards are gonna be dropping like flies - again. Enjoy the ventilator, "pureblood".

>>507880537 (OP)
Covid isn't a real disease. A normal season of upper respiratory infections was warped into a 'pandemic' hoax with pcr fraud, masking charades, and media hype.

Humanity didn't cure the flu one year, and then just forget about it. 'covid' was the flu and all the regular seasonal infections.

>>507880537 (OP)
Does this mean it'll cut my dick up when I'm on a date?

>>507880537 (OP)
I eat razor blades for breakfast, and my blood is untainted.

>>507880537 (OP)
I have long COVID. I'm tired all the time and get nauseous and cough a lot. Sucks ass. It started after a mild COVID infection 3 months ago.

So those ice agents were valid to mask up

I will never forgive Fauci for this

>>507880537 (OP)
>california
analysts familiar with the matter believe that razorblade throat covid is a hybrid variant of monkeypox 4

please no dude it was already fucking brutal

>>507881988
Kek

>>507880537 (OP)
Is this just supposed to be a scarier name for "sore throat"

>>507880537 (OP)
it's fucking strep, I got it earlier this year
>go to ER
>complain about my throat
>doctor: you have COVID
>go home, take aspirin
>gets worse
>go to a different hospital
>doctor immediately diagnoses me with strep
>take antibiotics and steroids, get better
these faggots are still dying for their next meme flu power trip

>>507880537 (OP)
I had this variant because a fuckface vaxxed colleague insisted that it couldn't be corona because he gets his booster every 6 months.
It's a mild throat sore that goes on for 3 days. Whoever gets a clotshot for this is a little bitch.

t. Unvaxxed.

Pardon this man Mr. President. Jerome Ersland, the former Oklahoma City pharmacist serving a life sentence for murder, was denied commutation on Monday. Ersland's lawyer argued before the Oklahoma Pardon and Parole Board that his physical and mental condition was worsening inside prison.Jan 13, 2025

>>507881988
Top kek

>>507883824
How fucking lazy are these faggots if they're not even testing for strep jfc

>>507880537 (OP)
CCP terrorists releasing another bioweapon because they're neutered mutts that can't do anything in a civilized manner, I say nuke them now for world peace.

>>507883378
Did you take the vaccine?

>>507883378
if serious use a nicotine patch you will be fine in 2 days.

>>507880537 (OP)
Meme flu? In 2025? Are the pharma kikes going for one last score?

>>507880537 (OP)
Those "razor blades" are not just in your throat they're in your blood and may harm any organ like it's Russian roulette

>>507880537 (OP)
>gains ground in California
You know it's just sore throat from all the cock sucking that goes on there.

>>507880537 (OP)

>>507880537 (OP)
I had this for 3 days, it sucked, but honestly wasn't that bad.

>>507880537 (OP)
My booster is pure vitamin C powder 1 teaspoon. Killed the flu in 10-30 minutes. Personally witnessed many people recover quickly from the flu after taking vitamin C. Medical institutions know about it and intentionally are ignoring it. Too cheap to make a profit. Kills all corona viruses. Medicine needs to be decentralized. Can't trust them after 2020.

>>507883824
>>507884166
>How fucking lazy are these faggots
"covid" has become the autism equivalent for therapists.
No wonder both professions are getting replaced by AI bots, soon.

>>507880537 (OP)
Suffocation, no breathing

>>507880537 (OP)
This looks pretty dangerous. Thank goodness I got my covid booster shot last winter. Thanks for the heads up OP, I'll be sure to laugh at the antivaxxies who have to be intubated!

Are vaxxies just 5G devices?

>>507880537 (OP)
>chinkyflu consistently gets weaker and weaker over a period of three years
>everyone realizes it was a scam
THERE'S A REEEEALY BAD ONE COMING OUT, THIS TIME! GET CHINKYVAX!

>>507883803

Their attempts at emotional manipulation have gotten so bad. OooOooOo be scared of the throat slitter virus! Be scared!

>>507884166

Doctors are incredibly lazy and bad at their jobs nowadays

>>507880537 (OP)
>>507882628
>>507887093

>>507880537 (OP)
New? I had this in January. Worst sore throat I’ve ever had and, while the worst only lasted a day, it didnt fully go away for like a month. It actually made me consider getting a booster for once but then again probably still not

>>507880537 (OP)
lies

>>507880537 (OP)
Literally me my fiance and my mom all have this.
Fiance got it tuesday night last week I took care of her for two days i started getting sick thursday night mom came over friday and she got sick with it on sunday.
Me and my fiance are purebloods
My mom has been vaccinated and boostered its been forever since she did anything vaccine related once they werent forcing people to take it anymore.
So yea those are our symptoms.
And we all smoke we smoke weed in blunts and bowls
She smokes cigarettes.
We've been getting better but the end of the day sucks when I smoke.
Congestion in lungs, sore throat, stuffy noise head fog all that shit.
This will be the second time her and I have had covid.
The 1st time we got it was when my father passed away. It was a rough week and a half. This feels the same in some ways slightly worse in other ways slightly better. Like 90 percent of my days are better than the first time. My first full day sick was worse than that first day but I felt like that for a few more days then.
But my throat sometimes when I smoke its just wild itll be totally fine then it feels my throat is is pins and needles im coughing for 10 seconds and its the worst feeling ever.

>>507880537 (OP)

>>507880537 (OP)
Ahh, so they stopped trying to sound scientific and instead opted for the good old fashioned "le scary" sounding name? What's the next variant, atomic asshole?

>>507880837
I remember this cartoon, but I was more of an "As told by Ginger" man myself.

>>507880537 (OP)
I don't watch TV so I'm immune to COVID.

>>507880537 (OP)
>in california
It's probably covid that was mutated by STDs in some faggots throat

>>507886419
Yep this is day three. I've just been taking a Tylenol every 6 hours or so. Sore throat is gone now

>>507882628
Vents unironically killed my mother-in-law and you're a demon for posting this, ironically or otherwise

>>507880537 (OP)
More like Olivia Heebert
Just not taking it is all
Hahahahahaha

>>507891003
this. me 2

there's a nasty cold going around here - starts in the head, moves down to the lungs, can last for 3 weeks or so...
if you get it, try and avoid the post nasal drip, use robitusin or similar - that way you can avoid the lung bit.

>>507880537 (OP)
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/506272266/
Chitin anon called it. They are going to spray Chitin on everyone. Time to mask up and wear goggles (unironically).

>>507880537 (OP)
STOCK UP ON TOILET PAPER/TOOTH PASTE
PLENTY OF CANNED FOOD (FISH, BEAN, ETC)
SET UP HOME GYM AND EMERGENCY MEDICINE
COVID 2.0 IS COMING

>>507891449
Same with my step dad. Never forgive. Never forget. Fuck Jews.

>>507880537 (OP)
Perfectly crafted.
Let's... sit back n see what you catch.

lol what an edgy name. i guess they gave up on numbers sounding mean and menacing so now they are going to call it things like this. blood eagle throat crusher is my favorite flavor of covid variant but nigger liquifying ebola is pretty sweet too.

>>507880537 (OP)
>lessened
you mean "reduced", right? You illiterate retard.
and how do you know your symptoms are "lessened"? Compared to what? How could you have had this variant before when it's a new variant?

>>507880537 (OP)
I had a bad cold I would describe as "razor blade throat" as a kid once. I remember it was really bad for like 3 or 4 days. I watched Home Alone 3 on repeat like a dozen times.

>>507894150
>I watched Home Alone 3 on repeat
first off I'll start with I didn't know there was a 3. It must have been a dvd already because I don't even think you know how to use VHS.