Future proof yourself.
Start learning Mandarin today!
>>507880996 (OP)But my Hong Kong fiancée speaks Cantonese.
She taught me how to count to 10 in Cantonese.
>>507880996 (OP)I'm learning Spanish so I can move to Argentina or Chile while the rest of the world is destroyed by nukes.
>>507881083You've been engaged to your Hong Kong fiancé for quite some time now, any date set?
what has it been, like ten years?
>>507880996 (OP)People have been saying this for 30 years
I’m already fluent. Let me demonstrate
CHING CHONG CHANG BING BONG BANG XANG WANG DANG
>>507880996 (OP)Don't, its a trick. You won't become able to speak to oranges.
>>507880996 (OP)I am old fart...I don't have any future. Just limbing one day to an another.
>>507880996 (OP)I got some Chinese for you buddy
ZHINAGOU!!!
>>507881213Just a little more than a year. Was supposed to marry her last year, but financial issues occurred.
>>507881379im fluent in wypipo, let me demonstrate... please everyone care about me because im white, i dont want to go extinct
>>507880996 (OP)CCP agent waiting for the motherland to activate order 69420. I already am fluent.
Look I caught a chink with my chink bait Kek
>>507881671
>>507880996 (OP)im too retarded for asian languages
>>507881815and youre the retard more afraid of being caught by a chink with "white" bait because you know we chinks just eat everything, including dogs like you
afraid of my hapa penis catching you with my white bait and turning you into doggy puppy soup wyte bois?
already am
Despite how much it feels like many places want me to hate china, most chinese people I've spoken to have been very nice
>>507880996 (OP)It's Soviet Union 2.0. It will send meatwaves to fight another heckin evil painter and dissolve without a single shot if needed.