It's over.

>>507887882 (OP)
Will styx be ok?

>>507887882 (OP)
He's officially earned that pirate hat

>styx
>2025
Five (5)+ years and still NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOU FAGGOT

>>507887949

I hope not. The most annoying faggot among US right-wing griffers. It's a miracle that worm had any following to begin with.

>>507887962
Probably his plan for weeks to preemptively get ahead of the bad press.

>>507887882 (OP)
who the fuck is that white nigger?

>>507888073
He was regularly featured on the Rush Limbaugh program and Jared Leto got most of his fans to join that cult

>>507887882 (OP)
Perfectly dressed for a tropical storm.
What does he know that we don't?

>>507887882 (OP)
>uses chaos magic
>all women in his life fuck black guys
>goes to jail
>fucked by black guy
Don't drink and chaos magic i guess?

>>507887882 (OP)
>Stolas appears to Styx, holding a shotgun in hand
>"Styx, please, you need to escape this real bad situation right now and live with me down in hell!"
>"You can't let them get you, Styxy!"
>"We can hot steamy gay sex together, you and I, at my mansion while Blizty's away for work!"
>"Please, Styx, I can't live without you...I really miss my daughter. My life has fallen to ruin. I really, really need you Styx."

>>507887882 (OP)
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

>>507890632
very based

>>507887882 (OP)
QRD?

New Orleans?
is that location where he serves time

>>507888252
He believes in demons and said he made a pact with stolas to get better at gardening. Also
>>507890632

>>507891323
His gf was sending nudes
He snatched the phone to confirm then threw it back at her
Now hes convicted of battery

>>507887882 (OP)
buy an ad, you filthy useless statist nigger subhuman.