What’s a conspiracy theory that you are convinced is true?

>>507892158 (OP)
Most of them are true, except for the magic demons and alien shit.

>>507892158 (OP)
I'd be retarded to know something is a conspiracy theory and then believe it's true at the same time. What type of question is this?

That this isn't hell, but purgatory and a test for the next stage of our existence.

Everything that involves (( ))

>>507892158 (OP)
It's pretty obvious 9/11 was an inside job to justify GWOT and fuel the MIC for decades.

That Jeffery Epstein was black mailing high level American citizens with child sex slaves I’ll go to grave beiliving it too I don’t care what some 4’8 pajeet said on Joe Roger about muh suicide

>>507892158 (OP)
Uncle Ted was never someone who had gender dysphoria, just lonely who wanted a hug. Anything to the contrary is put out by CIA niggers to defame OUR GUY.

>>507892158 (OP)
It's the New Old Fashioned Testament.

>>507892498
first, uncle ted was a cia nigger.
second, it's /ourguy/

>>507892158 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boltzmann_brain

>>507892158 (OP)
Define your terms.
DNC practices Tweedism even before the DNC primaries.
Illegal?
Secret?
Three or more people?

>>507892380
Jewish hands typed this

>>507892887
there's a logical fallacies sticky in this very board, is every single one a summer tourist kid?

>>507892158 (OP)
The moon landing was faked.

>>507892158 (OP)
Paganism is real and correct and various figures in US history are the reincarnation or avatars of pagan deities
For example, did you know that George Washington was the avatar of Zeus, that Ben Franklin was the avatar of Hermes, or that Thomas Jefferson was the avatar of Apollo?

Hail Zeus-Washington

>>507892383
No anon, we're being abused and if the same creator is in charge in the next stage then he's just going to abuse us there too. if this was a test it wouldn't be rigged to where you can't pass.

>>507892158 (OP)
/pol/ is full of JIDF kike memeflag shills spamming 1pbtid data mining threads

>>507892158 (OP)
There's something you're not allowed to speak of and if you post about it the post won't show.

>>507892158 (OP)
I am that I am

>>507892158 (OP)
9/11 to some extent, was allowed to happen and the buildings were pre-rigged with explosives.

>>507893715
>paganism is real
>doesn't even say polytheism
I also used to be a teenager.

>>507892293
Those are just symbolic for kikes anyway

This planet is hell

>What’s a conspiracy theory that you are convinced is true?
Bill Clinton convinced DJT to run for President to destroy the Republican party

>>507892158 (OP)
Jews own western civilization

>>507892158 (OP)
Circumcision is a scam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCuy163srRc

>>507894455
Correct, you're a real one.

Jews did nine eleven.

>>507892417
thats not even a conspiracy, but factual truth.

>>507892158 (OP)
jews did 9/11

Epstein is alive.

The anunnaki are real.

Built for Big Black Cock is a mantra fashioned by warlocks

white men feed the egregore and any vain means of rebellion just makes it stronger

The US Civil War was primarily a states rights issue. It wasn't the federal government interfering with slavery though.
Prior to the US Civil War each state had the right to coin their own currency. Each state had it's own currency and State mint.
The southern states objected to the idea of a federally controlled central mint located in New York City.
The US Civil War was 100% caused by New York jews that wanted to centralize control of US currency.

>>507894558
If the Republicans run the government, Democrats win.

Just doesn't make sense

>>507892158 (OP)
I have always believed the 9/11 conspiracies but it took me like 20 years to settle on No Planes. I firmly believe No Planes now.

>>507892158 (OP)
That you’re allowed to hate Iran and not be a kike.

>>507894874
that's hardly a conspiracy thory

>>507892158 (OP)
kurt cobain aint killed 'imself

Yes

>>507895998
Man, I’m starting to think that a lot of the musicians and actors didn’t kill themselves.

>>507895998
in what way would it be important to kill this drugged nigger?
he looks like the typical drug victimlord
i totally buy he killed himself cause hes irrelevant and nobody would care to send someone for him

>>507895196
Big Black Corvids

>>507892158 (OP)
That Yids rape kids.

niggers actually do tongue my anus

>>507892158 (OP)
That when jews die they become house flies that shit on white ceilings and windows while they rub their hands

The WEF is run by devil worshiping, child raping cannibals and they have their hooks deep into the DNC

>>507897458
That's very good ruskibro za zdorovje!

>>507892158 (OP)
I think the gnostics are 100% right about this place being a lower form of hell or samsara (waking dream). Totally fake to trick your spirit into some karmic debt that makes you suffer more, or trap you here due to attachment. Nothing ever happens and such, so you don’t become attached to the lies of this low level spiritual game (trap) going on here. Makes sense why 95%+ of the pop. are mindless automatons looking for their next dopamine hit—hylics of the material realm with no spiritual knowledge, here to trick you into playing their mindless games, to distract you from God within.

>Simulation hypothesis

>>507897630
>The WEF is run by devil worshiping, child raping cannibals and they have their hooks deep into the Uniparty
FTFY

>>507892158 (OP)
underpants gnomes, and sock trolls.

>>507892158 (OP)
That the person of Jesus is actually John and the story of Jerod beheading John is actually the crucifixion story, John being the head of the Essenes. Jesus was invented by the Romans.

>>507892158 (OP)
you kikes keep calling real things conspiracy theories while using reverse psychology, such as with threads like this one.

No, I will not get subconsciously trained that what I KNOW as true being a conspiracy theory "that I am convicted is true"

flattards and moon landing hoax shilling is a psyop to discredit other conspiracies
pizzagate is real
A coalition of mossad, the cia, the mob, Texas oil cartels, Cubans and soviets had Kennedy shot
9/11 was perpetrated by the CIA, mossad and saudi intelligence to justify an invasion of iraq, Afghanistan and iran (iran got shelved)
Epstein was an israeli limited hangout to destabilize the US
COVID was a genetically modified weapon that was intentionally leaked to destabilize chinas economy, force the Epstein shit out of the headlines and to allow an easy 2020 election rig
Epstein, the finders, multiple serial killers, boystown, diddy etcetra are all tentacles from the same squid
Watergate was a setup because Nixon was getting close to who shot Kennedy (Ford was literally on the warren commission and head of the CIA for a time)
There hasnt been a legitimate election in the United States since kennedys assassination
The international banking cartel’s bought Woodrow Wilson, got him to introduce the central bank and drag us into WWI
The rise of fascism was funded by the banking cartels to try and stoke war between Europe and Russia
Aliens came here in the 40s and 50s and again in the 80s but were so disgusted they left, everything people see has been reverse engineered shit and genetically modified humans

thats just off the top of my head

the sun is electric not a nuclear reaction.

This is pretty lightweight, but the only one I'm certain is true is that the US shot down the fourth plane in 9/11
>Shooting hijacked panes down approved by Bush and Cheney shortly before
>Pilot confirms he was given the order but was "thankful" that he didn't have to do it because it "crashed on its own"
>Audio from the black box keeps getting scrubbed from the internet and we get some shitty transcripts instead
>Wreck photos seem suspicious, though I'll concede that wrecks from intentionally crashed, full-speed jets aren't well documented

Not even saying it was the premeditated plan of the US to kill its citizens, I think they shot it down because they didn't want it to hit the White House or somewhere else, and just don't want to admit to the US that they shot down a plane full of people, even though it was literally approved.

>>507892158 (OP)
Israel controls de facto the US political system

>>507892158 (OP)
The aliens were built by the pyramids.

>>507899241
that’s plausible, the looney tunes hole with no debris could’ve been part of the cover story

>>507899757
also residents in the area said they saw a fireball in the sky

>>507899479
Also the UK is the other main driving force behind most international political turmoil.
They do this to distract their own population from the massive drop in QoL and the widespread pedophilia scandals

>>507892158 (OP)
There are ancient ruins under the antarctic ice.
The rabbi that Jesus was based on was married.
Pretty much anything about the jews that isn't supernatural.

>>507892158 (OP)
This is one that I personally believe just based off of trump and his cell phone plan idea, planetar is going to be implanted in all of those Trump phones so that he can keep an even closer eye on his quote unquote supporters

>>507892158 (OP)
Epstein worked for Israel to gather blackmail of important and wealthy people to benefit Israel by controlling legislation and public policy.

>>507892158 (OP)
astral projection is real and the government has been using it since the 80's in their remote viewing projects. They don't want you to know that the spiritual world exists, they would have you believe that the physical is all there is to our existence.

>>507892158 (OP)
Soviet union faked its own collapse, the Soviets did 9/11, the whole 'dancing Israelis' stuff is to make you think Israel is behind everything whilst ignoring the Soviet threat. Israel is largely a diversion.

>>507892158 (OP)
That all politicians have their constituents best interests in mind when making policies.

>>507892158 (OP)
Havana Syndrome is caused by pulsed microwaves.

>>507900947
you psycho

>>507900469
Epstein is a complete fabrication, they are testing how gullible the population is by making you parrot about a guy you cant know is real or not
What evidence do you have? Words and pictures on the internet - you have nothing kiddo. But chin up, youre just waking up from the 2nd matrix
You now know data is fabricated, evidence based on statistics is fake and news are complete fiction

>>507892158 (OP)
>9/11 was an inside job committed by Israel and American insiders
>All mainstream media sources are laden with glowniggers, or well funded wannabe glowniggers
>Insider trading is only illegal if you are not currently intermingled with government policymakers
>Jews are the synagogue of Satan
>All modern religions have been invaded by Satan and/or his minions
>Modern first-world education systems are maintained strictly to demoralize entire nations
>OP is unquestionably a faggot

I personally believe that entities you meet in a psychedelic trip are demons in disguise.

>>507892158 (OP)
Post-modernism was the ideology film has ran on since the late 70s it was the idea that an object could colonize the subject. For instance Arnold is a steroid abusing fiend with exaggerated muscles who is more man than normal men, he's a hyperreal structure where he supplants the image of the average male body structure. Same thing with horror movies the monster is more horrible than anything that exists in reality. Post modernism failed and everything went meta. Now we saw the rise of the ARG like Blair Witch, Cloverfield, Slenderman, Pizzagate, social media. Media wasn't a colonizing concept anymore, it was a cybernetic one that functions off augmenting reality rather than supplanting it. Look at the monsters in the Mandela Catalogue. They're always distorted, just out of sight, always looking uncanny rather than hyperreal. Now media has become part of social architecture rather than a hypnotic idol, it's moved from its primitive idolatrous form into a mystery cult. Post-modernism always has a religious undertone to it, but mystery cults are all about puzzles and initiation, you must engage with it to be part of it.

I think media is evolving into a construct of freemasonic social architecture.

>>507898671
Pls post the full video sir.

DMT beings are demons and there's only one name they hate

>>507900882
>>507892887

>>507892293
>t. Demon from space

>>507892415
did you know a company called Root & Brown built 85% of all US bases for the vietnam war and done supply logistics for them? that Root & Brown was bought by Haliburton who used Root & Brown to do all their construction including the construction of all US bases outside of the USA, in the middle east, in iraq, in afghanistan?
root & brown was started and ran by 2 guys who 'donated' to a state senator to get a local land law changed in their state and then donated to that state senator to get him into congress. that man was Lyndon B. Johnson who became POTUS and changed course on JFKs view on Vietnam War.
interesting facts you can check out.

war is good for jobs and the economy.

>>507894734
prince andrews role in life is to be in rooms to make introductions for people, to other people who are impressed by an English Prince. he is there so smarter people can manipulate others.

>>507897630
dnc and gop are both ran ultimately by factions within the cia

>>507892158 (OP)
pigs are a human mutation

>>507905141
is that why some people say not to eat the pork?

>>507892158 (OP)
There's only 500 million ppl on earth

>>507902637
>>9/11 was an inside job committed by Israel and American insiders
>>All mainstream media sources are laden with glowniggers, or well funded wannabe glowniggers
>>Jews are the synagogue of Satan
>>Modern first-world education systems are maintained strictly to demoralize entire nations

These are not conspiracy theories.
Pretty much everybody sane and intelligent knows all these are true.
There has been ample evidence about it. One of which for literally one millenia and a half.

>>507892158 (OP)
Double slit experiment pretty much convinced me the simulation theory is real.
Also this is a soul prison planet.
In the light of these 2, the other theories are insignificant.

>>507892158 (OP)
literally all of them except flat earth

>>507906214
I mean I am supposed to live in a town of 15k people, but I see like 100 of the same faces. Not more. I don´t even think 15k people would fit in here. 2k tops.

Niggers tongue my anus

>>507907995
Same in my town.

>>507892158 (OP)
that nukes are fake and gay

>>507892293
>T. archon
You can't and won't trick me faggot. Tell your retarded snakelion I'm coming for him too.

>>507892158 (OP)
The end of the world is coming! For real this time!

[spoiler]I thought for sure Covid was it and got proven wrong. Please prove me wrong this time again.[/spoiler]

Top is that the conspiracy is that there isn't a conspiracy and maybe everything is like true. Via definition conspiracy is just organization.

>>507892158 (OP)

Dispensationalism is a Jewish PsyOp from 1703

https://youtu.be/Scz5t_D-ung?si=dE9QJchpnrshxtcY