>she was texting another dude when we were drinking and I was like "dude wtf" and punched her in the face

Anyone notice that after he posted on X some bullshit about making a deal with Stolas that his life has basically spiraled into shit?

based. This is how you keep a woman by the way. simps pay attention

>>507897687
Weirdo

>>507896606 (OP)
Based and appropriate

>>507896606 (OP)
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software

should have clanked her with a spoon

>>507896606 (OP)
anyone who looks like that with that beard is of the category of why would you even approach them

The mostly manly macho thing you can do is hang out with women to gain access to their pseudo penis for occasional sexual pleasure.

His isn't like us, he has sex. Cast him out!

My ex texted guys while we were dating.
One of them I knew had even shown interest in a relationship with her to her.
It kind of aroused me knowing that these guys were all simping for the girl I was fucking. I had this idea of one day just letting my phone record her moans and send it to one of these guys.
Was I wrong?

>>507897995
Someone is going to clank his ass in jail. I can't imagine going to jail dressed as a faggy pirate going well.

Remember he was on Riketas stream not long ago saying there weren't any charges and he was basically arrested for precrime? when the arrest info was readily available online for anyone to see? LOL

this guy is a fucking moron and now he admits to being convicted like he never said the other shit. he needs to stop drinking

>>507896606 (OP)
>punched her in the face
Thats not what he said. He threw the mobile at her.

>>507897687
he lost his woman and is convicted of assault you moron

>>507898603
no that was the other bitch he assaulted

>>507898619
>he lost his woman
She sucked anyway.

>>507896606 (OP)
The only thing I respect Styx for at this point is getting me onto alternative platforms to youtube where I then discovered the JQ. Had he not done that I might be a clueless lemming still consuming slop "podcasts" and "talk radio" on youtube. I used to come to 4chan only when there was some mass shooting to get the deets, so I never really got exposed to JQ stuff here like I did on alt-tech like BitChute, Odysee.

But anytime I watch his videos now it's the same old rehashed cringey lolbert takes that haven't evolved in a decade.

>>507896606 (OP)
king

>>507898737
>no that was the other bitch he assaulted
I'm starting to notice a pattern with this guy

>>507896606 (OP)

>>507896606 (OP)
Please tell me there is a video from the court room.

>>507898834
stop posting styx

"I don’t think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman"
- James Bond

>>507898335
>>507897340
You actually made a styxhexenhammer lora

>>507896606 (OP)
When did Asmon start dressing as a pirate?

>>507899659
>You actually made a styxhexenhammer lora
Yeah. It needs some work, a bit overfitted. I'm not very good at loras

>>507896606 (OP)
I used to hate styx until I noticed the grifters trying to dunk on him for money and saw what absolute faggots they are. I hope Styx gets the final W over them.

10.2

>>507897340
Upload the Lora to civitai please! Or catbox

>>507896606 (OP)
>punched her in the face
nice

>>507900841
>Upload the Lora to civitai please! Or catbox
I don't think civitai lets you upload loras of real people, so let me try catbox.
https://files.catbox.moe/6qzp0o.safetensors

It's a flux lora. Won't work on others

>>507897340
Worshipping demons cost him everything.

>>507901245
They let you do real people as long as it's not NSFW capable. It's sucks because I wanted to make Milena Velba porn (she's a nude model) and the only lora can't do NSFW.

>>507901245
Awesome TY Anon. I'll have to mess with Flux. Haven't yet.

>>507901326
>Worshipping demons cost him everything.
It's crazy isn't it? Post some shit about making a deal with Stolas, and within a year he loses his wife, cant see his kid, loses sponsors, loses viewers, and ends up in jail.
Fucker should have read the fine print on that deal, it seems to be costing him way more then it delivered.

>>507901409
>They let you do real people as long as it's not NSFW capable.
That was the old rule, they updated it again I can't find any loras of real people now.

>>507902283
Oh shit you're right. They removed all real people likenesses a month ago.

>>507902283
It even includes real people depicting fictional people, like Harrison Ford Indiana Jones.

>>507896606 (OP)
I thought this guy got outed as a crossdresser years ago

>>507902764
Yeah I tried to download as many famous people as I could before the ban went into effect.

>>507896606 (OP)
seems based

I am actually for once don't mind a thread styxx's bitchass. Anything to take a break from the yid shit nonstop

>>507897982
thank you gary

>>507903244

>>507898294
Borderline cuckold behaviour

>>507898294
You are a pimp, simp, and cuck, all in one. Are you Jewish?

>>507899006
oh yes. Before Styx talked about Bitchute I would have never heard of it. Now I'm a Nazi secretly devising a plan to delete all the Jews.

>>507900841
>>507901245
Oh I forgot to mention the trigger word in the lora is just "Styxhexenhammer"
It will probably work without it, but if not thats the word it was trained on.

>>507904112
that's going to be his outfit in jail, but by his own volition

>>507897340
>Midwit Crowleyite duped by Archon wearing an astral costume of his favorite character
Many such cases. He's basically edgelord Chrischan. He might as well have made a pact with Shadow the Hedgehog. Don't stick your dick in spiritual glory holes.

>>507905008
>Before Styx talked about Bitchute I would have never heard of it. Now I'm a Nazi secretly devising a plan to (?) all the Jews.
this but unironically

>>507897982
>Petition to make Styx get a job
Signed

Styx is lying and probably did intend to hit her with the phone, because, let's be real.
But that should also be 100% legal if your GF/wife cheats. So styx and the state are both wrong here

>>507900342
I tried to make a Lora when these image generator LLMs first came about and I got discouraged and ragequit when I had to deal with git and python libraries and shit like that. Is it at least easier than it was in 2023?

>>507896606 (OP)
he did nothing wrong

>>507898294
Yes, anon, you are wrong.

It's okay if you enjoy other men lusting for your girl.
It's not okay if you enjoy them getting close to her.

Based

>>507905086
Put him in a dress standing in a room filled with RGB rainbow gaming laptops pls. I'll make some when I get home.

>>507896606 (OP)
The only people worse than styx are the ones making fun of him like the fat lesbian and the stolen valor fake portuguese

>>507905667
>I tried to make a Lora when these image generator LLMs first came about and I got discouraged and ragequit when I had to deal with git and python libraries and shit like that. Is it at least easier than it was in 2023?
The easiest way is to just civitai. Right now you can't share a lora there of a real person, but you can still train one.
I tried in the past using dreambooth, and it was a pain in the ass.
Training a flux lora on civitai costs 2000 buzz or whatever, which I think is worth about a dollar or two.
Still way easier then doing it yourself.

>>507905667
If you're on windows with a NVIDIA gpu then it's as easy as it will ever be.

>>507905914
>Put him in a dress standing in a room filled with RGB rainbow gaming laptops pls. I'll make some when I get home.
I'll have to try it later, when I have more time. I honestly forgot about the crossdressing rumors.

>>507896606 (OP)
I mean, if your gf is talking to a random man, what can you realistically do except for that?

>>507906842
I date girls way younger than me.
I tell them to not use their phones in public when near me.
When they start doing it it's a sign they are losing interest.
I recommend all anons do this.

>>507906598
If you could make a Sam Hyde one I would greatly appreciate that.

I just realized if he is on probation he's prohibited from owning firearms. He'll be limited to just black powder, just like a real pirate.
Maybe this Stolas owl demon has a sense of humor.