This is the man who's going to send my brothers, my friends and I to die in the fucking sandbox.

When another middle eastern war becomes reality, fragging becomes duty

>>507897851 (OP)
You could always, you know, collectively refuse and overthrow the Death Star in your backyard

>>507897851 (OP)
250,000+ civilians were on the death star

>>507897851 (OP)
>if we can't invoke the Bible, let's invoke goyslop instead
We need a new American Revolution to get rid of these people once and for all.

>>507898018
Sorry the Bible verse written by Moses, who wasn't even a jew, who never made it to the promise land said bless Israel so I need to go kill fellow Aryans for the desert demon overlords, according to evangelikikes who haven't read the book they claim to believe in.

>>507898801
I read the Bible and it is clear to me that God doesn’t need help to see his promises fulfilled. Neon political Zionist Christians gonna draw the ire of the world by blindly starting world war 3 in the name of fulfilling prophecy.

>>507897851 (OP)
>Ted replies with a shitty AI meme that he probably didn't even come up with.

Holy Fuck Batman he destroyed Tucker.

>>507897851 (OP)
This maymay doesn't even make sense. Yes, if you plan an operation against the Death Star, you should know how many personnel are stationed there, on what positions, where, etc.

>>507897851 (OP)
>The first Death Star in Star Wars is estimated to have had a population of around 1.2 to 1.7 million people, according to Star Wars reference books. This included military personnel, support staff, and some civilians.

lel never knew that, canonically the rebellion killed loads of civilians. You can say they were working for the Empire but no shit - the Empire is the predominant government of the entire galaxy. Its kind of hard not to work for them, not like every person on the Death Star would have been an adamant pro-Imperial fanatic either but just people working jobs. Not everyone could run off and join a bunch of commies in taking down le evil empire.

>>507899518
Growing up you realize the Empire was right about almost everything and that the (((rebels))) were a bunch of degenerate terrorists.

>>507897851 (OP)
>real life is just like le onions wars xDDD
Holy shit Ted, just take the fucking L on this one.

>>507897851 (OP)
Being a ziocon cocksucker needs to be a death sentence in the US.

>>507897851 (OP)
>Neocons paid by AIPAC are the rebels, goy

>>507897851 (OP)
lying ted

>>507899518
>old weirdo (former member of a child molesting cult) living in the desert groomed young child into being a mass murderer
What did Lucas meant by that?

>>507899629
Yes, much like most retarded jew fiction. They must make the typically normal and organized side look cartoonishly evil and give high praise degenerate rebellious terrorism. That's because jews are the Earth's premiere degenerate terrorists. Rebelled against God, view all the peoples of the nations as worthless cattle that are merely a flesh obstacle in the way of the jew's inheritance of the Earth.
Of course once they have any semblance of power, they stamp out any notions of even a modicum of rebellion against them, major, minor, irrelevant or juvenile - it is all treated like high treason.

>>507897851 (OP)
The population of the Death Star varies depending on which version you're referring to and which source you consider (canon vs. Legends):

Canon (Disney-era, per “Rogue One: Ultimate Visual Guide” & other materials):
Death Star I (original one destroyed in A New Hope):

Crew: ~27,000 officers and enlisted

Stormtroopers: ~25,000

Support staff, pilots, technicians, etc.: ~250,000

Droids: ~400,000

Total (including droids): ~700,000

Legends (Expanded Universe, pre-Disney):
Death Star I (per Star Wars Technical Journal and Death Star novel):

Personnel (military and civilian): ~1.2 million

Droids: ~400,000

Troops: ~25,000–50,000

Total: ~1.5–2 million

Second Death Star (in Return of the Jedi) was incomplete but would've had similar or greater capacity once finished — potentially millions more.

Iran is the empire and the US is the rebels in this scenario? You have to be a stupid mother fucker to think this is is a good analogy

>>507901457
>Support staff, pilots, technicians, etc.: ~250,000
F

>>507899518
Nobody gives a fuck about the civilians on the death star in israel or iran so just shut the fuck up you autistic retarded fucks

Lets play along in fantasy land with you number crunching retarded autists for a second.... the crew is working on a giant space battleship called the death star that defacto makes you not an innocent civilian you dumb retarded faggots. Now shut the fuck up about useless bullshit

>>507902581
Hey.
Stars Wars is fucking gay.
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>>507899518
https://youtu.be/iQdDRrcAOjA

>>507901996
Calm the fuck down, Ted. What would Jesus say?

I don't want to be naive, but does Tucker actually care about America or is this some cynical play?
He totally fucking smoked Ted Cruz

Why do Republicans love AIslop so much?

>>507897851 (OP)
>voting to go to war with a country you don't even have a rough estimate of their population
>Americans think this is a ridiculous, unnecessary detail to know

>>507897851 (OP)
>an entire ancient nation is reduced to comical bad guys by way or pop culture reference
Ive had enough of the current thing

>>507901792
Wait Persian Women like that? Bibi send me to the front

>>507897851 (OP)
What even is "Alderaanian". Alderaanian culture doesn't even exist, it was something made up by the empire so that they had a false flag or something something, I don't even know where this is going but it's the jews and TKD is necessary and valid.

>>507899952
This needs Vader saying, "What difference does it make?"

>>507897851 (OP)
> goy lives don't matter
Yikes.
Cruz, my man, you realize your kids are also "goys"?