>>507912214 (OP)I'm not going.
Can claim lots of deferments and prepared decades in advance.
Gonna eat pizza, watch movies, farm, have sex..
>>507912214 (OP)Ground invasion in unlikely, Iran is twice of the size of Afghanistan.
Thank you for your service, goyim.
I'll convert to trannyism, shit talk the talmud, torah, and Israel. Worse comes to worse, get sent to prison by jag-offs for not going.