What cologne does /pol/ wear?

your moms pussy juice on my cock

>>507919547 (OP)
Cologne are for faggots

None. I shower everyday because Im not brown

>>507919547 (OP)
Nut sweat and axel grease you fucking faggot

>>507919547 (OP)

>>507919547 (OP)
transpoz for real women

>>507919547 (OP)
Patchouli

For me it's Replica- By the Fireplace. My fiance wears Ombre Leather and it smells amazing though ngl.

>>507919547 (OP)
>hiding his sweat pheromones with jew chemicals
no shit you retards either cant find a woman or keep a woman

cologne is extremely brown coded

>>507919547 (OP)
But seriously, I like essential oils to
compliment my healthy body odor.
Patchouli, black pepper, cedar.

>>507919782
stinky shwarty smrdoid thinks woman wants to smell his stink
LOL spoken like a real jeet

My own odor/whipped rendered animal fat. I stink less because I don't use soap or fragrances. I exfoliate with my fingernails, grooves on the inside of my hands, brushes, etc. I rinse with water, open with warm, close with cold. I only have to put the whipped fat on my under arms about once a week, to not deal with stinky armpits. The whipped animal fat is also good for bolstering the skin, when malnourished by diet lacking enough micronutrients.

>>507919782
Chad generally uses parfume. Just saying.

>>507919547 (OP)
Datamining thread
Feds are out to clone you and using your cologne is just the final touch they need before they send your ai replacement out into the world after the palantir rapture

>>507919547 (OP)
Never worn cologne. I used to have women all the time tell me that I smelled nice, and all I ever used was Mitchum aluminum free.

>>507919547 (OP)
None, I'm not gay.

>>507919547 (OP)
Azzaro Most Wanted and Imagination by Louis Vuitton
Also have a ton of free samples I throw on from time to time.

>>507919547 (OP)
EL LA PAET COQUE
the newest sensation in men’s nasal technology

Smells EXACTLY like a sweaty ball sack on a SCORCHING hot summer’s day, mixed with the BEAUTIFUL aromatic scent of dried shit inside of an obese male’s asshole
RRP is $49.99

>>507919635
>are for
at least we're literate

>>507919547 (OP)
For me its always been AXE Phoenix a can a week for almost 20 years now

>>507919889
>>507919736
>Patchouli

Dirty hippies.

I had sex today

>>507919547 (OP)
Issey Miyake or Dior Passage No. 9 if im feeling zesty.

>>507919931
post wife and kids wankerchad

Eau d'Ju

>>507919547 (OP)
Ombre Leather is great until it dries down and you smell like hospital sanitizer.

>>507919931
>albogypsy diaspora posting with a mutt flag

>>507919547 (OP)
>What cologne does /pol/ wear?
I don't wear cologne, it gives away my position

For me, it’s Dior Sauvage

>>507919547 (OP)

Fell for the hype and bought a Montblanc Explorer. I admit that it smells nice, but for some reason the logo is a fucking Jewish star. I've researched it for a long time, but couldn't find any connection to actual Jews. Can someone confirm that this isn't a Jewish perfume?

>>507920422
I wish I'm too lazy to be a hippie.
I'm a Gen x suburban ... wizard

Dolce and Gabbana the one

>>507919547 (OP)
Sweaty unwashed balls

>>507919547 (OP)
I like to make my own cologne
I’ll grab a bucket and start mixing whatever the fuck I find right into the bucket
>Old food from fridge
>Dirty socks
>Dirty underwear
>Spit

Sometimes I’ll cum, shit or piss into the bucket while I go about my day. If my dog has any leftover food in his bowl I’ll throw that in there too,
Then I’ll grab a large stick and mix the contents of the bucket for an hour or so. After I let the bucket sit for a few weeks collecting ammonia mould residue on top of the bucket. When you can see living organisms inside of the ammonia layering is when it’s ready for harvesting.

What you want to do is scrape off that layer, run it through a coffee filter into a bottle and then that right there is your cologne

Women love it

>>507919547 (OP)
i used to wear prive by carolina herrera. was a nice badboy smell but they stopped making it. haven't found anything good since

>>507919547 (OP)
Good old Jen Kem Blend 002. Never fails.

today

>>507920422
Patchouli alone is enough reason to hate hippies, smells like a closet with a leaky air handler

>>507919547 (OP)
No soap, shampoo, toothpaste, or cologne. Just hot water and a brush/toothbrush. Clean diet. Drink only water. No scent or a single cavity.

>>507919547 (OP)
The only shit I wear is Alpine flavored old spice with hemp oil. Cologne is fake and literally gay.

>>507920868
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>>507920813
Try Essencial Elixir - Natura

>>507919547 (OP)
None. Because I don't want unknown chemicals on my skin, especially with fixitives and other nasty shit involved.

>>507919547 (OP)
Coors light, Marlboro, and a blend of Liqui-Moly and Royal Purple. Ya, I fucked your mom kid, nothing personal.

>>507919547 (OP)
I own like... 60? Maybe...not a ridiculous "fraghead" not a newcomer, I've always loved it... I hate this brown driven newfound obsession with fragrances.
To the point. I own a couple? Maybe more TF the vetiver ones and i can't remember what else...
But my main ones are Guerlains -the old ones not the faggy new crap- and Hermes -ditto old stuff v. new crap-
Some "niche" shit is ok mostly vetiver heavy stuff

>>507920942
overrated way too expensive slop

>>507920951
Hey that’s the gay retard symbol

>>507919547 (OP)
Clinique happy

>>507921267
Ok, maybe it's a bit more than 60...- different fragrances...and multiples of a lot of them... I'm always kinda paranoid about them being discontinued or reformulated-

there is little worse on this planet than a little bar rat in a Ralph Lauren polo
and it’s bonus points if he also owns the Ralph Lauren cologne
They think that logo gives them super powers

>>507921159
Looks similar, I'll check it out. Thanks anon

>>507919547 (OP)
sung

>>507919547 (OP)
I unironically bought it and I got cops on my ass asking me questions because of it

>>507919547 (OP)
I have some of that.
I have something tobacco-vanilla, which I highly recommend.

>>507919547 (OP)
UH OHHH STINKY JEETS BACK POSTING ABOUT THEIR "STATUS" SYMBOL OF BUYING EXPENSIVE COLONGE TO MASK THEIR STINKINESS LMAO

>>507920041
>before they send your ai replacement
Poor bastard.

>>507921267
>Guerlain
Based boomer

>>507919547 (OP)
Beer and sweat and urine and garlic.

>>507919547 (OP)
High T sweat and kevlar.

A1 steak sauce.

>>507921586
incel post

>>507919547 (OP)
mostly cheap discounter stuff

>>507921280
I got a PDM sample set and it was my favorite, and I bought it from a discounter for about half price. Goes well with Pegasus if you like mixing.

>>507919871
>don't wear cologne goy
>women don't like it

ah we got a retard here

>>507921847
>"IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU!"
Old school Guerlain is absolutely unbeatable...
Same with old-ish school Chanel... Antaeus? Unbelievable perfect fall-winter scent...

>>507919547 (OP)
Gisada Ambassador Intense is the way to go.

Fresh and simple, preddy good.

>>507922182
Forgot pic

>>507919547 (OP)

>>507921378
uncultured pleb

>>507922080
How many Ralph Lauren polos do you own?????????
Be honest

>>507919547 (OP)
Spice Bomb and then also Hero

>>507919547 (OP)
Pretty sure i always smell like wine, even when i chew gum =(

>>507922312
Tell me how many Ralph Lauren polos you own please I’m doing a survey

Versace Dylan Blue if you want something casual.

>>507922422
I own one ralph lauren linen button up

>>507920631
not subtle and makes me sick, but really a pretty good cologne

This stuff smells amazing but its not sold in US anymore

This thread should be moved to /fa/

>>507922592
Please don’t wear it anymore

>>507919547 (OP)
I prefer to smell like a man not a faggot

>What cologne does /pol/ wear?
Pine scented under the armpit deodorant and my natural masculine scent.
Man whores (or those that strive to be man whores) wear cologne.
Everyone else knows flowery bullshit spray doesn't attract women. Its the pheromones women are after.
That's how I can home from work smelling like actual shit but I still "smell amazing" to my wife.

>>507919547 (OP)
Old Spice

>>507919547 (OP)
I wear roll on deodorant. Wearing cologne means you're gay.

>>507919547 (OP)
Tom ford tobacco vanille