>tfw too fat to be drafted to die for israel
>tfw can stay behind and shitpost on /pol/
>tfw can stay behind and watch kino ww3 footage from the comfort of my room
>tfw might bag some veterans wife who gave his life to protect zog

feels gud bro fat boys its our time to shine.

>>507922209 (OP)
They will send you to fat camp, and pump you full of ozempic, then send you to secondary fat camp (basic training). You will not escape the meat grinder. Better that you are too fat to escape the draft enforcement officers. This is you btw.

>>507922892
your literally retarded it would take a small fortune to make me skinny lmao they rather just grab the skinny zoomers

this, cucks are going to the gym and food prepping n shit, I carry a bunch of weight every time I get up, I AM the gym

and when rations start we'll be better off than starving /fit/cels

>>507923105
>they rather just grab the skinny zoomers
makes me wonder if all the gen z gym shit was a psyop this whole time, damn . . .