Thread 507926857

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Anonymous (ID: WiL7d2KV)

6/19/2025, 3:04:44 AM No.507926857 [Report] >>507927190 >>507927637 >>507927770 >>507927983 >>507928049 >>507928073 >>507928114 >>507928196 >>507928213 >>507929593 >>507929644 >>507930450 >>507931972 >>507932242 >>507934399 >>507936228 >>507937744

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Why is everything gay now?

Anonymous (ID: OnEMKCyp)

6/19/2025, 3:06:25 AM No.507927001 [Report]

he's just returning to monke

Anonymous (ID: zP68BklM)

6/19/2025, 3:08:32 AM No.507927190 [Report] >>507927511

>>507926857 (OP)
The new donkey Kong is better for children. This is a children’s game you buffoon. Get some adult hobbies.

Anonymous (ID: /2y1YvFL)

6/19/2025, 3:12:12 AM No.507927511 [Report] >>507929826

>>507927190
You need your skull caved in

Anonymous (ID: EJHV9GTG)

6/19/2025, 3:13:36 AM No.507927637 [Report]

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>>507926857 (OP)

Anonymous (ID: 1dJk0dU6)

6/19/2025, 3:14:53 AM No.507927770 [Report]

>>507926857 (OP)
>Why is everything gay now?

You know the answer.

Anonymous (ID: lTvBebY0)

6/19/2025, 3:16:11 AM No.507927884 [Report] >>507928227 >>507928332

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Anonymous (ID: hNZa0q2w)

6/19/2025, 3:17:11 AM No.507927983 [Report] >>507936896

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>>507926857 (OP)
I like the new look. It's more in line with his original design

Anonymous (ID: KMEckNcX)

6/19/2025, 3:17:59 AM No.507928049 [Report]

>>507926857 (OP)
LEFTOIDS PUT ESTROGEN IN THE WATER SUPPLY

Anonymous (ID: eckApxnf)

6/19/2025, 3:18:17 AM No.507928073 [Report]

>>507926857 (OP)
Because gays excuse women’s cheating and men don’t

That’s the general hypothesis

Anonymous (ID: kh4abfyI)

6/19/2025, 3:18:41 AM No.507928114 [Report] >>507929299

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>>507926857 (OP)
The game has an "Assist Mode" which basically trivializes its challenges. It's for toddlers.

Anonymous (ID: qzISTBJu)

6/19/2025, 3:19:33 AM No.507928196 [Report]

>>507926857 (OP)
lmao they wanted that one loli game's market but they putting out a fucking dreamworks ass baby face bitch

Anonymous (ID: GiJM2Q+y)

6/19/2025, 3:19:40 AM No.507928213 [Report] >>507928327

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>>507926857 (OP)
>gay
hes literally carrying a woman on her back

Anonymous (ID: WaaDaath)

6/19/2025, 3:19:52 AM No.507928227 [Report]

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>>507927884
30 year anniversary was last year. Happy to report it's still perfect after all this time.

Anonymous (ID: huZeMIE1)

6/19/2025, 3:20:58 AM No.507928327 [Report]

>>507928213

That's a Penis bearing individual

Anonymous (ID: QhYDp1Ij)

6/19/2025, 3:21:01 AM No.507928332 [Report]

>>507927884
soul

Anonymous (ID: jfRxnpi3)

6/19/2025, 3:31:00 AM No.507929181 [Report]

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OP, if you wanted angry video game dudes, you don't need to look too far.

Anonymous (ID: 3xulBryI)

6/19/2025, 3:32:25 AM No.507929299 [Report]

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>>507928114
Is she the new guide? DK Country for the Wii had the Honkey Kong character that would show players how to finish a level if they got stuck.

Anonymous (ID: 1OI5Npld)

6/19/2025, 3:36:01 AM No.507929593 [Report]

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>>507926857 (OP)
Think of the way women will fuck their way into positions of power. Now imagine if they were as capable as men. This is the mechanism through which fags manage to acquire so much power and authority, and the reason why they were able to make everything so gay and shitty.

Anonymous (ID: n30X2lv4) 6/19/2025, 3:36:41 AM No.507929644 [Report] >>507929852 >>507930244

>>507926857 (OP)
The original DK country is an allegory for American imperialism btw ; )

Anonymous (ID: D85y7aud)

6/19/2025, 3:38:46 AM No.507929792 [Report]

Looks fine to me

Anonymous (ID: /evImrZn)

6/19/2025, 3:39:12 AM No.507929826 [Report]

>>507927511
>t Mexican snoy

Anonymous (ID: KMEckNcX)

6/19/2025, 3:39:28 AM No.507929852 [Report]

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>>507929644
GOOD

Anonymous (ID: WaaDaath)

6/19/2025, 3:44:08 AM No.507930244 [Report]

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>>507929644
Cartoon apes collecting banans are all we have left man, please just let us have this

Anonymous (ID: QjTwzBBh)

6/19/2025, 3:46:43 AM No.507930450 [Report] >>507932342

>>507926857 (OP)
I can’t believe how expensive the games are. Over 100 CAD

Anonymous (ID: nqBOmWVy)

6/19/2025, 4:03:31 AM No.507931848 [Report]

I like the new DK design

Anonymous (ID: 5zcv/xpI)

6/19/2025, 4:05:09 AM No.507931972 [Report]

>>507926857 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM

Anonymous (ID: Yq8JIis0)

6/19/2025, 4:08:38 AM No.507932242 [Report]

>>507926857 (OP)
>First DK game made in house since 1994's Gameboy iteration
>Everyone is seething
Get fucked the lot of you. British people cannot make platformers to save themselves. I only hope nintendo reclaims all their lost properties and started making them in-house again.... Next up - fucking METROID.

Anonymous (ID: Yq8JIis0)

6/19/2025, 4:09:47 AM No.507932342 [Report] >>507932394

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>>507930450

Anonymous (ID: Yq8JIis0)

6/19/2025, 4:10:21 AM No.507932394 [Report]

>>507932342
Those are US prices btw

Anonymous (ID: 54OReMaK)

6/19/2025, 4:35:25 AM No.507934399 [Report]

>>507926857 (OP)
mikebros ww@

Joeschmoe (ID: yeXY56ug) 6/19/2025, 4:59:32 AM No.507936228 [Report]

>>507926857 (OP)

They come with a lot of BEES and a lot of BOWSER KONGS... So Donkey Kong and those that worship Kongs... Can have their own countries, nations, and separate territories, Anon

Then Bowsers and Warios can be focused on in Mario Worlds

Tldr, Coexisting with Kongs are total negative values and Kong women aren't really wanted... Kongs can keep their Kong women and Jewish women

Anonymous (ID: VKGbfj7x)

6/19/2025, 5:08:58 AM No.507936896 [Report]

>>507927983
ahh back when Mario abused animals and it wasn't just some shitty Dorkly bit.

Anonymous (ID: Z9OKN/6s)

6/19/2025, 5:20:07 AM No.507937744 [Report]

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>>507926857 (OP)
stop playing AAA slop