← Home ← Back to /pol/

Thread 507926857

34 posts 28 images 30 unique posters /pol/
Anonymous (ID: WiL7d2KV) United States No.507926857 [Report] >>507927190 >>507927637 >>507927770 >>507927983 >>507928049 >>507928073 >>507928114 >>507928196 >>507928213 >>507929593 >>507929644 >>507930450 >>507931972 >>507932242 >>507934399 >>507936228 >>507937744
Why is everything gay now?
Anonymous (ID: OnEMKCyp) United States No.507927001 [Report]
he's just returning to monke
Anonymous (ID: zP68BklM) United States No.507927190 [Report] >>507927511
>>507926857 (OP)
The new donkey Kong is better for children. This is a children’s game you buffoon. Get some adult hobbies.
Anonymous (ID: /2y1YvFL) United States No.507927511 [Report] >>507929826
>>507927190
You need your skull caved in
Anonymous (ID: EJHV9GTG) United States No.507927637 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: 1dJk0dU6) Croatia No.507927770 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)
>Why is everything gay now?

You know the answer.
Anonymous (ID: lTvBebY0) United States No.507927884 [Report] >>507928227 >>507928332
Anonymous (ID: hNZa0q2w) United States No.507927983 [Report] >>507936896
>>507926857 (OP)
I like the new look. It's more in line with his original design
Anonymous (ID: KMEckNcX) United States No.507928049 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)
LEFTOIDS PUT ESTROGEN IN THE WATER SUPPLY
Anonymous (ID: eckApxnf) United States No.507928073 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)
Because gays excuse women’s cheating and men don’t

That’s the general hypothesis
Anonymous (ID: kh4abfyI) United States No.507928114 [Report] >>507929299
>>507926857 (OP)
The game has an "Assist Mode" which basically trivializes its challenges. It's for toddlers.
Anonymous (ID: qzISTBJu) United States No.507928196 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)
lmao they wanted that one loli game's market but they putting out a fucking dreamworks ass baby face bitch
Anonymous (ID: GiJM2Q+y) Paraguay No.507928213 [Report] >>507928327
>>507926857 (OP)
>gay
hes literally carrying a woman on her back
Anonymous (ID: WaaDaath) United States No.507928227 [Report]
>>507927884
30 year anniversary was last year. Happy to report it's still perfect after all this time.
Anonymous (ID: huZeMIE1) United States No.507928327 [Report]
>>507928213

That's a Penis bearing individual
Anonymous (ID: QhYDp1Ij) United States No.507928332 [Report]
>>507927884
soul
Anonymous (ID: jfRxnpi3) Canada No.507929181 [Report]
OP, if you wanted angry video game dudes, you don't need to look too far.
Anonymous (ID: 3xulBryI) United States No.507929299 [Report]
>>507928114
Is she the new guide? DK Country for the Wii had the Honkey Kong character that would show players how to finish a level if they got stuck.
Anonymous (ID: 1OI5Npld) United States No.507929593 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)
Think of the way women will fuck their way into positions of power. Now imagine if they were as capable as men. This is the mechanism through which fags manage to acquire so much power and authority, and the reason why they were able to make everything so gay and shitty.
Anonymous (ID: n30X2lv4) No.507929644 [Report] >>507929852 >>507930244
>>507926857 (OP)
The original DK country is an allegory for American imperialism btw ; )
Anonymous (ID: D85y7aud) United Kingdom No.507929792 [Report]
Looks fine to me
Anonymous (ID: /evImrZn) United States No.507929826 [Report]
>>507927511
>t Mexican snoy
Anonymous (ID: KMEckNcX) United States No.507929852 [Report]
>>507929644
GOOD
Anonymous (ID: WaaDaath) United States No.507930244 [Report]
>>507929644
Cartoon apes collecting banans are all we have left man, please just let us have this
Anonymous (ID: QjTwzBBh) Canada No.507930450 [Report] >>507932342
>>507926857 (OP)
I can’t believe how expensive the games are. Over 100 CAD
Anonymous (ID: nqBOmWVy) Canada No.507931848 [Report]
I like the new DK design
Anonymous (ID: 5zcv/xpI) United States No.507931972 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-Eyhq-D9yM
Anonymous (ID: Yq8JIis0) Australia No.507932242 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)
>First DK game made in house since 1994's Gameboy iteration
>Everyone is seething
Get fucked the lot of you. British people cannot make platformers to save themselves. I only hope nintendo reclaims all their lost properties and started making them in-house again.... Next up - fucking METROID.
Anonymous (ID: Yq8JIis0) Australia No.507932342 [Report] >>507932394
>>507930450
Anonymous (ID: Yq8JIis0) Australia No.507932394 [Report]
>>507932342
Those are US prices btw
Anonymous (ID: 54OReMaK) Sweden No.507934399 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)
mikebros ww@
Joeschmoe (ID: yeXY56ug) No.507936228 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)

They come with a lot of BEES and a lot of BOWSER KONGS... So Donkey Kong and those that worship Kongs... Can have their own countries, nations, and separate territories, Anon

Then Bowsers and Warios can be focused on in Mario Worlds

Tldr, Coexisting with Kongs are total negative values and Kong women aren't really wanted... Kongs can keep their Kong women and Jewish women
Anonymous (ID: VKGbfj7x) United States No.507936896 [Report]
>>507927983
ahh back when Mario abused animals and it wasn't just some shitty Dorkly bit.
Anonymous (ID: Z9OKN/6s) United States No.507937744 [Report]
>>507926857 (OP)
stop playing AAA slop