>creates a cute little garden
>plants the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil in said garden
>makes Adam and Eve with mental retardation, incapable of comprehending their own nakedness and without knowledge of right or wrong (that knowledge belongs to his special tree)
>explicitly warns the retard people that they shouldn't eat from his special tree, knowing full well that they cannot comprehend his reasoning
>just for laughs he also gave them the need to eat to survive
>shockingly, a devious snake he also made earlier for no reason at all convinces the hungry retards to eat of his special tree
>as punishment for doing exactly what the omniscient omnipotent being knew would happen before he ever created Adam, Eve, the snake, the tree, or the garden, the benevolent god curses them and their bloodlines forever
People actually worship this lunatic