How do I become Jewish?

There's no benefit of being white in this world.
I want to make life-long loyal connections and money.

I thought jews were White Alexis.

>>507954339
only when they want to lecture actual white people

>>507954339
It's irrelevant. Jewishness is ethnicity and also when you marry a Jewish woman I guess you convert to Judaism.

>>507954259 (OP)
if you aren't already circumcised you'll have to be

>>507954259 (OP)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_to_Judaism

There's a formal process.

>>507954511
Judaism is supposed to be a patriarchal religion passed down by male bloodlines like Abraham and Jacob. It became matrilineal because Jews were being raped so hard the rabbis were scared their people would die out.

>>507954259 (OP)
Come, i'll steal your foreskin and tattoo some numbers on your hand. You'll get gibs from Germany then

>>507954259 (OP)
>breathes in deeply
WOULD

>>507954259 (OP)
I'm a quarter jewish from my mom and I get ebt

>>507955923
But really, kikes don't respect conversos. You won't make it as a kike. You are better off joining a freemason lodge and worship kabbalah kikes there to make it. You'll have to study satanism though

>>507954259 (OP)
>become
You're one of the kikiest posters on here

>>507954339
Jews have some stolen white genes, that they've acquired through buying European sex slaves from muslim slave traders. Judaism permits males to have an unlimited number of gentile sex slaves and jews kept entire harems of white sex slaves, that's one of the reasons why they were banished from Spain.
Whenever you see a white passing jew, just remember that his female ancestor was a poor peasant girl from Italy who was kidnapped by turks and was sold to a disgusting jewish pervert, who then proceeded to rape her.
Certain things never seem to change.

>>507955577
latvians killed all their jews during IIWW, no jew would believe him.
He would need to larp as illegitimate son of some soviet comissar or sth

>>507957150
No they didn't.

>>507957150
all poles are jewish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Poland

>>507954259 (OP)
Would