Someone who knows about das juden, explain to me what yamakas are for. Is it just kike fashion? Is there a religious bent? I just think they look really silly.

>>507961897 (OP)
That is where they keep the gold used to buy their soul from the devil, thing is, jews don't have souls. Don't tell em though we don't want to ruin the surprise.

>>507961897 (OP)
Jews have always worn hats. Yarmulkes are simply the cheapest hats they could find, since they're so small they have little to no fabric.

>>507961897 (OP)

>>507962530
n-n-no its completely different, catholics are based bro, somehow....

>>507962716
kek

>>507961897 (OP)
It's a message to God so when God looks down on the Jewish people he knows that those are Satan's chosen people.

>>507961897 (OP)
They let you harness the exaggerated swagger of a black teen

>>507962716
>n-n-no its completely different, catholics are based bro, somehow....
its white

>>507961897 (OP)
They cheat by using the smallest hat

>>507963102
>vatican city
>white
Look I know you're a brown subhuman but... no "anon", no. They are jewish. Very fucking jewish.

>>507962530
it will never stop being amusing to me the pope is decked out in the nigger BIG BOI version of jew gear

>>507961897 (OP)
It was originally a sort of toupee to hide the fact that they were going bald and just ended up wearing it for tradition.

>>507961897 (OP)
boyd shapiro we know who that is

>>507961897 (OP)
boyd you cannot fool everyone with your doings

>>507961897 (OP)
According to Fiddler on the Roof, it's "tradition"

>>507963141
the fucking hat you retard

>>507963789
The movie has some catchy tunes.
>If I were a rich man, yaydel deydel dooodle yedle daydle diddle do di dam. I was was a yidle didle bum, yiddle diddle wealthy man. Oiiiii..... wouldn't have to work hard, yiddle diddle doodle diddle diddle yiddl diddle bum...

>>507964175
He says what we're all thinking

>>507961897 (OP)
> das juden
Your german is bad. Plural is always "die".

>>507964374
Especially the yeydle daydle dum part, it's like he looks exactly into my soul.

>>507961897 (OP)
It's "die Juden"
das is for singular nouns, not plurals

Even though your body is gods creation semitic religions claims god doesnt want to see the top of your head or your body or face

>>507961897 (OP)
Something to do with tricks on god... that tiny hat makes god misidentify them as opossum or something like that

>>507962246
This, its commonly said that its because God is above but jews have just always liked hats. In the earliest depictions of israelites on a stele beside shorter stature its one of the ways in knowing who is jewish, by whos wearing the phrygian cap.

>>507962246
They had to wear these hats by law in middle ages so they couldn't sneak around normal population.

Bald spot cover turned religious identity, many such cases in the world of judaic schizos.

>>507965593
>>507962246
Yeah like those new york jews wear big heavy hats

>>507961897 (OP)
They're for covering bald spots obviously

>>507965201
What’s “der” and “den” for?
I had assumed that there was no rules in German and you just had to memorise which “the” went with each word.