i was hungry so i made two burgers
after eating the first one i was satisfied
what do i do with the second burger?
any american who can chime in
>>507962683 (OP)Become spiritually American and eat the second burger.
You finish the plate, no matter how big, never give up, gotta eat big if you wanna get big
Your ancestors never wasted food, eat the burger
>>507962683 (OP)launch it at a jew's head
A real American would eat the second burger despite being full.
Why? You could just stay here and eat nothing burgers all day.
>>507962683 (OP)Wrap in foil and put it in fridge for later
>>507962683 (OP)you should pay reparations and give the second burger back to the blacks you stole your land from
Put it in a glass tupperware then reheat it in a pan
>>507962817Dont they become soggy and gross
>>507962683 (OP)Leave it as an offering to Grimace or the Hamburgler or whatever other burger related deity you worship.
Redpill the second burger and teach it how to shitpost.
Put it in a plastic reused chinese takeout container then reheat it in the microwave
Don't eat it.
Eat it later, because try not to waste stuff you'll miss if you survive labs and nukes.
>>507962683 (OP)>what would an American do...Buttchug a beer and sing the national anthem by Millie Cryus - Party in the USA.
>>507962683 (OP)Eat the 2nd even though burgers are German. A corndog represents us better.
>>507962683 (OP)Post it here so I see how you did
>>507962683 (OP)eat the other one, let's be honest you're fat already it won't matter
>>507962683 (OP)Wrap beef in foil, fridge. If you put it on a bun already, wrap that separately.
>>507962895im lying full on the couch, id have to get up from the sofa and walk all the way to the kitchen to do that
>>507962683 (OP)wrap it in tinfoil and then put it in the fridge. Tomorrow you can heat it up and eat another burger.
>why tinfoilTinfoil is kinda amazing compared to all other forms of food storage. it keeps the food fresh and crisp.
Cold McDonalds burgers are actually kind of good in a way
Not so much actual cooked burgers
>>507962854Yeah, the meat can be saved but the bun is done.
now I want to go to McDonald's but it's too expensive I hope ww3 breaks out and we all die because of this
The other night I was really drunk and had 3 burgers delivered to my house but I passed out and when I woke up the next day around 3 pm I grabbed the burgers that had been sitting outside for over 12 hours and ate them anyway
>>507963281based, and strong stomach pilled
>>507962854Yes but cross the gross part out. It's yummy in my tummy. Just microwave for a few seconds
>>507962683 (OP)can you fit the second burger chewed up in-between your teeth and cheek?
this is what my entire family does. store the food for later and constantly have a snack in your mouth win win
>>507962683 (OP)Toughen up, channel your inner American, and eat the second burger.
>>507962683 (OP)If you make the food you eat the food.
>t. my mommy
>>507962683 (OP)Wrap and save, to reheat you nuke it for 15 seconds without the bun or toppings, then finish off in a toaster oven. If you have cold topping, keep them cold until consumption. It's that simple.
>>507962752but if you eat it all you'll go into a coma and waste the rest of your day
guys i think im starting to get hungry again since i made the op post
i think im gonna go eat it now
>>507964002Make a third burger then remake this thread
>>507962683 (OP)being satisfied is consider as a social faux pas in america. Only losers are ever satisfied, so eat up fattie
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>>507964641They're too busy being fatified to make room for satisfaction
