I asked a Jewish girl for her number she said "Oh we use names now"

>>507966876 (OP)
I asked a Jewish girl for her number she bombed my dick cause she said there are hamas hiding in there

>>507966876 (OP)
You can buy her with gold too anon.

I asked the same girl how many jews could fit in a VW Golf, and she said, 100. Two up front, two in the rear, and 96 in the ashtray.

>>507966876 (OP)
*ba dum tss*

Who do Jews have a big nose?.... Air is free.
Honk honk

>>507966876 (OP)
I once asked a jewish girl to marry me and she said but first we need to meet her family!

She took me to the auswitz cemetery.

>>507966876 (OP)
I asked a Jewish girl out on a date and she laughed.

>>507966876 (OP)
Didn't happen. 271k at best, mostly typhus.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number then I said "please face the wall now"

>>507967158
I asked a Jewish girl on a date and she took me out.

It was because I was palistinian and now im in the hospital with a gunshot wound.

>>507966876 (OP)
Holocaust jokes are NOT FUNNY.
My grandfather died in Auschwitz. He was only 6 months old.

>>507966876 (OP)
Two Jews are walking down the street when they pass a church. Outside the church there’s a sign that says “Join Christianity today: Receive $20”. “Can you believe that?” The first Jew says, “Bribing people with money to join their faith. It’s disgusting.” “I don’t know.” said the other Jew, “I mean.. $20 is $20.” “You can’t be serious.” The other replied. “Just watch me.” He said; and walked into the church. A little later he walked out. “Well.. what happened? Did you get the $20?” The first asks. “Why’s it always money with you people?” He replied.

>>507966876 (OP)
Kek

>>507967247
Circumcision is proof of metaphysical evil, circumcised boys must be killed at any age to prevent the spread of rape culture.

>>507967247
Joke's on you
My granddaughter died in Auschwitz and now I'm collecting reparations for the both of us.

Ben: that's a nice watch David!
David: thanks, my dad sold it to me when he was dying

>>507966876 (OP)
you got that from a tik tok video fag

>>507967865
That's maybe where my grandmother got it from, she's the one who told me. If a joke is funny you can laugh. Don't be a retard and shoot the postman because the message is far more important.

>>507967995
no fuck you watching brainrot then passing it as your own

>>507967865
That joke was promised to five 5 thousand years ago

>>507966876 (OP)
HAHAHA nice

>>507968182
>Let me tell you where you get your information

You're a narcissist and that's why your nation is collapsing. Bet you can't post a picture of a high street that isn't covered in litter and drug addicts.

>>507966876 (OP)
I was trying to date the same Jewish girl, so I was asking one of her friends what I could do to better my chances. She urged me to get a circumcision and when I asked why she said Jewish girls just can't resist anything that's 10% off.

>>507968182
Dude the joke is so old it was probably even told before before lies about human lampshades and soap existed. Learn what the theory of other minds is you colossal retard, just because you watched a tik tok with a joke doesn't mean everyone who knows the joke has seen the stupid tik tok, geez.

>>507968261
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>>507968757
cope harder fag. you got called out

My grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell from the watch tower.

>>507968907
You're beyond retarded. Typical low IQ brownoid.

>>507966876 (OP)
Jewess came up and asked if the chair next to me was free. I said yes and she just walked off with it.

>>507967304
>Sensible Chuckle

>>507969025
Damn if only he landed on the massive pile of discarded shoes and clothes the Nazis were collecting

>>507966876 (OP)
During the exodus they spent 40 years in the desert because one of them lost a coin and the were looking for it.