The Yiddish states of America. YSOA. Americans need to stop pretending their lives matter.
>>507969579My life matters more then any single mudshits life or yours faggot.
>be me
>Donald "Art of the Deal" Trump
>back in office somehow, libs seething
>world's on fire, again
>Ukraine still fighting Ivan the Terrible 2.0
>Europe begging for help
>muh NATO
>muh shared values
>muh future business deals with EU
>China watching from the sidelines
>also me
>Israel blowing up everything with a shadow
>UN: pls stop
>Israel: lol no
>world opinion: worse than my approval ratings in California
>Netanyahu calls me at 3am
>Donald, buddy, we need you to bomb Iran for us.
>Iran: doing its usual chants, but poses literally 0 threat to US
>no nukes, no navy, just desert and bad haircuts
>Israel costs US billions, drags us into PR disasters
> Yes Bibi my master
>internalconflict.exe
>option A: help Ukraine
>restore Western unity
>flex on Putin
>big W in history books
>possible Trump Towers: Warsaw, Kyiv, Berlin
>option B: bomb Iran
>make Bibi happy
>but literally nothing gained except more dead brown kids and angry college students
>no new hotels, no oil deals, just sand and sanctions
>mfw people think i play 5D chess
Trump is truly the ultimate shabbos goy
We owe it to the Jews. Jewish Americans have hugely shaped the U.S.—like, in every major way. Science, business, movies, civil rights, you name it. Think about it:
>Science? Jonas Salk curing polio, Einstein revolutionizing physics (even though he wasn’t born here).
>Business? Levi’s jeans, Google, Hollywood studios—all started by Jewish innovators.
>Culture? Spielberg movies, Bob Dylan’s music, RBG fighting for equality.
The U.S. wouldn’t be the same without their brains, hustle, and creativity. But let’s be real—America’s strength comes from all its immigrant groups, enslaved Africans, and Native communities too. Jewish contributions are a massive part of the story, just not the only part.
Bottom line? Jewish Americans absolutely crushed it, but the country’s magic is how everyone’s mix built something unique. Pretty cool, right?