>tired of my gf
>want to break up but can't afford to move out so I can't initiate
>would be better if she moved out instead but she only would if she wanted to break up with me
>figure the best chance of that happening if she meets someone else
>sit her down and tell her I want an open relationship
>she's incredibly upset and starts crying and screaming at me
>tell her it's ok, she can have the open relationship, I'll stay monogamous
>she breaks down even harder and starts asking what she did to make me not care about her anymore
>ask her "of course I care about you that's why I'm doing this, if you offered this to me I'd be delighted"
>she looks completely shattered and now won't talk to me

Are these creatures impossible to understand in your country?

>>507991720 (OP)
I see you won't make it far into this world.

>>507991720 (OP)
>hmm, I need my gf to break up with me, but how...
>oh yes, I know! I'll turn myself into a professional cuck!

>>507991720 (OP)
kek based but too autistic to understand why

>>507991720 (OP)
You're a loser. I hope your girlfriend kills you.

Slide bait thread

>>507991720 (OP)
I don't have that problem.

>>507991720 (OP)
You're manipulative like a psychopathic woman and you seem like a giant faggot who deserves to be homeless

>>507991996
/Thread

>>507993419
kek

>>507991720 (OP)
With this absurd display of manipulation I would recommend scanning the ol' family tree for some hints of ashkenazi

>>507991720 (OP)
fictitious blog post, why would you even write this? OP in clearly a fag

>>507991720 (OP)
>>she breaks down even harder and starts asking what she did to make me not care about her anymore
Well? What did she do?

That's some Larry David behavior

>OP has loving gf
>Uses bullshit instead of trying to fix issues
May as well not date

>>507991720 (OP)
You took the complete wrong approach to this problem.
Key to loose a woman is clamping her hard! Be an ultra simp, calling her 5-8 times a day just to ask where she is and what she is doing and if there are other men around her.
Be jealous, always to late and complain about everything she is doing. Don't change your typical behaviour to fast, start slow and escalate to full retardness in a timeframe of two months. She will pack her stuff faster than you can think about your next move.

Pushing a woman away makes her more attracted to you(so you never should overplay your hand), pulling her close will make her hate your weakness.

I get rid of my boring gfs by doing the exact opposite of what i am feeling i should do in every moment i am near them. Once you understand how their brain works, you can push them around by your command.

>>507991720 (OP)
What is it specifically that makes you feel „tired“ of her? You are they guy you take the lead. You tell her where she needs to change. Indirect communication is the female way and they are also quite inept at getting it, if the other one is doing it.

>>507998301
There are things you can't change about a woman. I for myself get bored by their looks or their kinks, sometimes just her pussy is boring or sex gets lame, the way she orgasmns or she is a hard squirter. There is some point, you just get bored and she doesn't turn you on...

But real simps don't get this, i know...

>>507999025
>looks or their kinks, sometimes just her pussy is boring or sex gets lame, the way she orgasmns or she is a hard squirter
Most of it can be easily changed though. If you know what you are doing you can even get rid of her mental illnesses using things like NAC. Even looks can be influenced usually there is a lack somewhere, if it’s fixed things start to look much better. Most chicks simply don’t look very good unless they take a high quality collagen supplement with vitamin C.
>But she is overweight
I don’t care and that’s 95 percent – who happen to be affected – anyway, she will be training until she loses it. Using apple cider, oregano essential oil and zeolite will also do it in no time.
Also
>thinking the „preferences“ of females aren’t extremely malleable and context dependent
>calls others simps
Okay

>>508000228
There is no reason why to not just get a new one which is not boring at first... If you like the effort to "improve" women, okay, i am more like just using them till they are boring.

Only thing i say is, i can completly understand OP that he is tired of his gf...

>>508001470
The women I’m interested in are so extremely rare, I have to anyways.
>but chicks are boring after some time
You have to teach them things and spark their creativity, if that’s what you are into. The deciding factor is the guy.
>I get him
I mean, if it’s just about „I want someone better or less boring“ that seems vague, but well, perhaps the idea is there. If it’s just about the thrill and novelty he could also just have one or two side chicks too.

>>508000228
>Using apple cider
vinegar

Lol

>>507991720 (OP)
You lied to her. And yet you expect her to understand you somehow? Weak willed faggot. You don’t deserve her.

>>507991720 (OP)
Just cry in front of her she'll break up with you.

>>508002837
There is exactly only one single thing i have to and that's dying, hopefuly after i have used up many by other guys "improved" bitches ^^