>The beveraged driver unalived the family
>The grapist graped the woman
>The disgruntled husband put his wife on a shirt
>The mass shooter kicked down the door and unsubscribed the entire class from life
>The PDF-file came to get a cupcake
Is anyone else fucking tired of these zoomer babytalk euphemisms? Jewtube and ChinkTok decided that the mere mention of words like "murder" or "rape" or "pedophile" is enough to get your content nuked (despite them pushing degenerate/sexual content) and zoomers took it to heart and I can't stand it.
Just today my 19 year old coworker was talking about a murder/suicide that happened in our town and she described it as a "unaliving and sewerslide" unironically. I told her just to say murder and she looked at me like I had just asked her to disrobe. I wanted to punch that bitch so fucking badly man. You just can't escape this bullshit. What will be the social ramifications of an entire generation speaking in code because corporations destroyed free speech?

Post examples of more zoomer babytalk euphemisms.

>>507991784 (OP)
High quality thread.

>>507991784 (OP)
Cry more boomer. The pillow awaits you.

>>507992240
I fucked your mother, faggot.

>>507991784 (OP)
This newspeak is not their fault. Its platforms censoring words.

>>507991784 (OP)
OP is washed and cooked no cap
>>507993079
I find it interesting that computer algorithms are dictating human behavior on a mass scale

>>507992240
He fucked your mother.