Opinions on New Zealand military?

They really tried making people believe this would scare anyone on the battlefield

>>507997888 (OP)
they hired some dyke who put their most expensive ship on auto pilot and ran it into an island

>>507998121
Truly they have learned much from us, the island savage.

>>507997888 (OP)
Top notch

>>507997888 (OP)
that some group of homosexuals

>>507997888 (OP)
they doing some strange conjuring there beware of this group

>>507997888 (OP)
are they trying to take a really hard shit? man, been there before.

>>507997888 (OP)
This is funny.
I guess it's supposed to look more intimidating with the right face paints and other such decorative things but in this uniform it just looks like they're having some sort of mental illness flareup because the McDonald's got their order wrong.

>>507997888 (OP)
Holy cringe, maori are faggots

>>507997888 (OP)
ISLAND WARRIORS
LIKE JAPAN

SICC EM ON CHYNA

WHAT LIL CHANG GON DO
MAINLAND BTFO

>>507997888 (OP)
that's the most based thing i saw today xD
the better face gimmicks you have the higher your rank i think

>>507997888 (OP)
They look like bitter clingers to me.

>>507998526
Also because they have women doing it.
The one Maori dude is kinda selling it but the fucking women looking like drugged up Karens having a meltdown ruins it completely.
Sums up my opinions of the NZ military too.

>>507997888 (OP)
Me after seeing Ben Shapiros sisters milkers

>>507997888 (OP)
>gummy smile

>>507999370
>her looking at you admiring said milkers

>>507999250
W*MEN WERE NEVER MEANT TO DO IT

ITS A CRAZY PACIFIC ISLANDER CANNIBAL WAR DANCE
TO FEND OFF THE SOFT MAINLANDERS
NAMELY CHYNA >>507998762

THE ISLAND CHAINS WILL GIVE EXPANSIONIST CHYNA A REAL BAD TIME

>>507997888 (OP)
Haka is a warrior's dance. These people, although part of a "military", are clearly not warriors, so it comes off as extremely cringe. Every instance I've seen of cringe hakas shares this same trait. It has to be somebody who has actually seen life-or-death battle. And yes, this means only a small number of people should ever do the haka, and especially on camera.

>>507997888 (OP)
The dude on the right is doing a decent job, but the dyke in the middle looks like some sort of spaz. She just looks like she belongs in the nuthouse.

>>507999675
looks gay

>>507997888 (OP)
just a reminder that the Maori are not native to New Zealand.
They invaded the local tribes, killed and ate the enemy Chieftains and then used a communal Bowl to "Shit out the Chieftain" and then brought it back to the tribe the Chieftain was from.

Thats how they conquered New Zealand.

>>507997888 (OP)
NZ born and raised here... most of us are just praying, that China will help us out, so we can leave the West.

>>507997888 (OP)
Ayyyee bro, 5:30am time to wake the whanau with the morning haka
AAAA KAAMATEE KAMATEE

>>507999675
>Me after she flashes one of her Kazarians

>>507999922
I feel like you're trying to make them less s sympathetic, but that's pretty fucking hardcore.

looks like a fun cultural thing. why didn't the US incorporate anything interesting from the natives except names for places?

>>508000455
We also adopted alcoholism from them.

>>507998201
we truly have white man's burden

>>507999922
they went there in 1200 too ad not bc

>>508000330
Hold on am on my way to eat your whole family and shit them out, lay claim to any land my people consider holy (not specified), play the minority card and have a faggot say how cool is that

>>507997888 (OP)
They do realize that the Chinese have guns, right?

>>507997888 (OP)
Based intimidation tactics

>>507997888 (OP)
OOOGA BOOGA UGGA UGGA OOK OOK WAKKA WAKKA BOOG BOOG OOOOORGHHH!!!!

NZ is such a cringefest

the haka is some bullshit they made up like last century, it's not actually something those niggers used to do

>>507997888 (OP)
Remind me of the jeets mating ritual at the border with pakistan.

>>507997888 (OP)
s oyfaces have never been more intimidating

>>508000665
I thought it was the other way around

>>508001379
i think i've seen this film before

>>507997888 (OP)
look like a bunch of mad cunts that'd bash your skull in and smile doing it

>>507997888 (OP)
That guy's WTF face at around :22 always fucking kills me.

>>508001114
That was supposed to be a whole fight scene, but Han had diarrhea that day.

>>507997888 (OP)
NZ military is small, their air force has no actual combat aircraft. But NZ army are well equipped and well trained. Their special forces are very good. NZ soldiers are brave, disciplined and tenacious.

>>507997888 (OP)
CAMPTOWN LADIES SING THAT SONG DOODAH DOODAH

Imagine being a Maori warrior and you see a bunch of European ships coming to your shores. You grab your loin cloth and spear, walk down to the beach and start your Haka dance with the boys, surely this mighty display of the warrior spirit will scare off the invaders.
They just smirk blast the fuck out of you with their muskets. Your land conquered in an afternoon and all you managed to do was a gay little dance.

200 years later your ancestors decide to revive the tradition of trying to trick people in to respecting them by dancing like a down syndrome child trying to hold in a shit except it's even more embarrassing because they think acting like tribal retards in the modern age is a flex even though being tribal retards 200 years ago was the whole reason you got colonised.

>>507997888 (OP)
Lol what a bunch of goofballs.

>>508002528

>>507997888 (OP)
God the haka is so fucking cringey now its unbelievable

I cant believe I actually thought it was cool once lmao

>>507997888 (OP)
So, what do they do if you just laugh and clap at their little performance?
I'd even give them a dollar or two.

>>507997888 (OP)

Anycunt they can get to die for them is a bonus, they fucking hate you all

>>507997888 (OP)
joke

I don't get why the Maori are so proud of their "military" heritage. Didn't they arrive in like the 1300s, kill the Natives, and then a few hundred years Europeans did the same.

They're not even natives. Why do we have to treat them as such? If by a purely timeline perspective and the same logic with 1492 as the date, whites would have an even greater claim to the Americas than the Maori do to New Zealand.

>>507999802
Haka is performative faggotry for spear chucking cannibals. In the modern age I'm just not intimidated by the whacky hijinks of a 85 iq savage.

>>507997888 (OP)
Ooga Booga shit.

>>507997888 (OP)
they're shit at cricket

>>508000330
Yep, resorting to cannibalism because agriculture and animal husbandry is beyond your mental capabilities sure is badass.

>>507997888 (OP)
They all look geeked of the bronson

>>507997888 (OP)
It's a cool tradition I guess but how are these faggots even remotely recognized as good warriors? They literally got steamrolled kek

For some reason, a HR lesbian from the UK became the captain of one of the very few naval vessel and sank it, and since then I haven't been able to take the country of New Zealand itself seriously.
They were a group of women with no experience, and when trouble struck, they didn't even attempt damage control—they just abandoned the ship immediately. I think the whole country is probably like that.

>>507997888 (OP)
LMAO holy shit, I've seen a shorter webm of this posted but I never saw the long version.
Also I just found the video with sound if anybody wants:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05jDj0ecgjs&ab_channel=RoyaNewsEnglish

Guy makes the "BLAAAAAAAAH" sound when he makes this face

>>508002289
updooted

It would be actually interesting and cool if they weren't all fat lesbians.(men included)

If a bunch of swole Maori warriors did this, it would be cool. Period.

>>508002761
You're missing the point, its cultural anon.
Its nothing to do with the things you say.

Its more about their traditions and remembering who they are and were they came from.
Even now it drives fear into the jews that they cant stop posting about it.

They have a cannibal spirit btw, that dance is a connection to their cannibal ancesors who given the opportunity would surely want to kill and eat all their invaders.

>>508002981
It was cool when fat women were not allowed to do it.

>>508004215
Nice basedJak template there kek

>>507997888 (OP)
it's so lame that it's not even funny

>>508004626
They should focus on other aspects of their culture because being obsessed with your ancient warrior culture as a colonized people is fucking embarrassing.

>>508004853
Don't tell anybody I agreed with a dirty leaf, but yes.

>>507998526
It looks like AI because their attitude and appearance don't mix

>>508004853
There are not many cases where people who blatantly display "warrior culture" as a show all day long were actually warriors.
It is a symbol of tribal, intimidating, ritualistic combat. It is the same as the nonsense of a turd world drill marching cringe circus show.
Still, if they fought relentlessly until death for their cause, they would deserve respect. However, they likely saw the overwhelming firepower and were instantly terrified, quickly agreeing to peace and surviving to this day while performing this clownish dance.

>>507997888 (OP)
>Acting like a retard is our culture
>Niggers
I don't see a difference

>>507997888 (OP)
It doesn’t appear they have anything to do. This may be considered a blessing bt some.

>>508004853
>with your ancient warrior culture as a colonized people is fucking embarrassing
kek I never thought of it like that but you're right, you can't celebrate your "warrior culture" when your warriors lost.

>>507997888 (OP)
Absolutely fucking cringey beyond all getup. Just look at them, you know theyre doing it with the most self important serious attitude, like its a very important part of thier culture or some shit. Please stop it.

>>507997888 (OP)
Kek at that woman in the middle. Surely she's intentionally taking the piss.

>>508006688
The maoris are actually based, they're against immigration and just want to share the island with Europeans like they agreed to centuries ago. It's just kikes and zogged politicians forcing immigration in New Zealand. The haka shit is gay and cringe as fuck though.

>>508004591
>If a bunch of swole Maori warriors did this, it would be cool. Period.

This. Imagine a bunch of Jason Momoas fully dripped out in tribal clothing and war paint holding deadly weapons doing it. How it was actually to be used.

>>507997888 (OP)
my honest reaction

>>508008329
Isn't that child molester from Hawaii?

>>508000137
Boo.

>>507997888 (OP)

>>508008643
Still polynesian, close enough.

>>508009874
>close enough
That's why streetshitters like to think they are White.

>>508003242
Probably the only thing they did to be proud of was in WW2 as the Maori Battallion when they bum rushed Crete and fucked it up. Back then everyone was racist so race based battallions were a thing. That would never happen today, which is ridiculous, because the Maori work well together in that regard.

They also have some war hero from Afghanistan that did some wild shit under machine gun fire.

It's always so strange to see so many awards on the chest of military members from countries that don't do anything.

Even is peace time the U.S. and some relevant Euro militaries do large exercises or crazy logistical feats that are deserving of recognition. What the fuck does New Zealand do?

>>507997888 (OP)
They seem to be suffering from mental retardation and possibly a seizure. Don't let your retards stare at flashing lights.

>>507997888 (OP)
That's what you get when you treat retards as normal

>>508009853
ya the haka is becoming pretty fucking reddit now, its was cool when it was just the all blacks doing it before a rugby game. now everyone does it at funerals, weddings and every time natives get all uppity about some bill in parliament. its nothing but performative slop. if i saw someone start to do it at an event i would literally turn 180 and use that time for a beer and ciggie

>>507997888 (OP)
No wonder all their lands been conquered by the white man

>>507997888 (OP)
checked. how fascinating. now pls face the wall

>>508010844
I agree, but they do have to deal with their weird ass wildlife.

>>508010844
>what do they do?
Getting the bunkers ready for the elites. You voted for this and need to go back

>>508011145
>180
I'm sure you meant
>360

its the absolute shit-smug arrogant look on her face that does it for me
this is her (3rd) haka outburst, and counting
shes on a fentanyl tier OD of privilege

she knows she can behave as absolutely ludicrious as she wants and the cucks in the chair can do precisely nothing about it,
except sit there in silence untill she decides shes done

she intimately knows that she is above any and all reproach from anyone in the building and is abusing it to the most severe degree she can imagine
pure biblical scale hubris on display

>>507997888 (OP)
What do they need a military for? Who is going to want an island in the middle of nowhere?

>>508011607
im pretty sure they are working towards banning haka in parliament because they do it just keep doing it at every possible excuse and everyones getting tired of the time it takes. every time it happens all the white people just stare at their papers and wait for it to end

>>507997888 (OP)
>New Zealand military
Our military is called the NZ-SAS and is about 500 soldiers max.
They're pretty darn good and are our only contribution to any conflict since WW2, however they are only soldiers with no supporting elements and rely on USA and UK supports to be effective.

>Army
Peacekeepers and disaster relief. They do a good job around the Pacific in this capacity.
>Navy
Border Patrol and disaster relief. They do a decent job of bringing supplies or evacuating Islands after a disaster but they're pretty shit at border security since they have about 5 boats. We had 6 but let's not talk about that.
>Airforce
Disaster Relief and Community Programmes. They have transport planes and a couple transport helicopters. What they do have is a decent cadet programme which is basically a teenagers cub-scouts where you get to jump out of a plane.

>>507997888 (OP)
Imagine doing that stupid little war dance and then you just get picked off by a sniper lmao

>>508011897
>we had 6
Was it a nigger, a woman, or both?

>>508008329
I've seen locke and hobbs
no matter the swole its cringe

>>507997888 (OP)
That haka shit is cringe af and all New Zealand girls are huge sluts for Big American Cock.

>>508012250
A British Lesbian

We had 4 female captains;
One hit a dock and got demoted
One hit a whale and got demoted
One sank a science/recovery vessel that had top notch sea floor scanners... by hitting the sea floor
And one... she's still out there, fucking look out

>>508012672
If that one left does nothing except not fuck shit up, she'll make Admiral.

>>508012672
MEANWHILE

CHYNA
BANS W*MEN
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

>>508012672
>>508013047
Also, as a side note, our women pilots are about the same.

>>508010844
>It's always so strange to see so many awards on the chest of military members from countries that don't do anything.
We went from mocking the retarded soviet's for their medal counts 50 years ago only to become them. The West has fallen.

>>508010844
>It's always so strange to see so many awards on the chest of military members from countries that don't do anything.

Nobody in that video is wearing any medals, they're wearing ribbons.
They've been going to places like Timor for peacekeeping after the USA attacked them and tried to rearrange the government and then just left.
America does this a lot meanwhile you've never heard of it, didn't know you attacked another country and haven't got a clue where it is or why you did it.

>>508001910
Shutup faggot LOL

>>507997888 (OP)
>Opinions on New Zealand military?
Dem folks just having a regular haka haka dance break to blow the steam is all.

>>507999250
>the fucking women looking like drugged up Karens having a meltdown ruins it completely.
This.
It only works when someone is 100% into it and women are just too reserved.

it's cringe because it's meant as a war-dance, not a social-inclusion dance, which is what women make it into
>YOU HAVE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE HAKA
>b-but i'm not a polynesian
>YOU FILTHY SAVAGE RACIST!!

it works for combat, hitting yourself and making crazy faces just kind of breaches a mental and physical barrier and makes it easier to just go full retard strength on your enemies, Maori are based for this, but you have to keep the warrior spirit in it and with HR bitches doing it it just doesn't cut it

>>508015929
It's not a war dance, that's a greeting dance and women were always involved.
The war dance version has more feral clawing at their own flesh and throat slitting motions and is banned

>>508016317
>banned
Why?

>>507997888 (OP)

>>507997888 (OP)
the haka is based but becomes cringe when women do it like most based things

>>508016457
The chanting lyrics and the movements are just straight up "I'm gonna fucking kill you and your kids and your whole village, I'm gonna cave your fucking head in and eat your baby, burn your village down and shit on your ancestors"

>>508017671
That sounds like a normal American rap song.

>>507997888 (OP)
>New Zealand military

>>507997888 (OP)
I remember seeing one of these fucking assholes do this song and dance shit outside of a bar, but he had a knife.

The guy pulled a gun out and pointed it at the goof ball and he stopped dancing, dropped the knife, and instantly and walked the fuck away.

>>508018013
Lel

>>508018013
>And then everyone clapped

>>508011819
why dont they just get up and fucking leave in unison when that dog shit starts?

>>507997888 (OP)
I think New Zealanders will one day be massacred by the drones and mercenaries of foreign billionaires.

>>507997888 (OP)
Daily reminder that the Maori are not native to New Zealand and they burned down half the forests before Europeans ever arrived.

they're pissing me off they need to stop

>>507997888 (OP)
Yall I have no idea why, but I fucking love watching hakas.

>>508001910
yes i guess whatever they're doing to them is working

>>507997888 (OP)
Imagine behaving like this and then Hamas drops a bomb and you all die. You become remembered as behaving like this. You get no chance to explain yourself

>>508012527
*All new zealand girls are huge sluts
ftfy

>>507998077
>on the battlefield
Mauris attacked by night, naked while people were sleeping
It sure would scare me out, especially when they were also known for being cannibals who ate their own spunk
Mauri genocided the sedentary peaceful tribes, they should've gotten the same treatment by the brits who ignored their antics

>>508018013
Sounds like their first encounter with Europeans

>>508020213
probably because you're brown

>>508020858
They will. I’ll add it to my list now.

>>507997888 (OP)
NZ are faggots and much like Canada though they are not worth invading.

>>507997888 (OP)
I really wish these people were more self-aware so they could see how fucking ridiculous they look. They honestly think these faces and postures instill fear instead of contempt.

>>508001419
Yes, they did do hakas but it was just a bunch of chaotic screeching and slapping as far as I can tell, not some organized choreographed dance. Some time around the turn of the 20th century an enterprising brown fellow decided to package some of their traditional cultural activities for western tastes to get money from tourists. They mixed some superficial elements of Maori culture with western musical harmony, and choreographed actions like haka and poi into cohesive routines.

That's all fine and good, but NOBODY in New Zealand knows this. Everyone thinks these are ancient tradions going back effectively unchanged to pre-colonial times. If you told most Maoris this they would call you racist.

>>507997888 (OP)
One trick pony race

>>507997888 (OP)
I'd shoot HEEM all of them

>>508022939
Shut your mouth you little limp dick kiwi cunt. No one is reading that shit

>>507997888 (OP)
why haven't we nuked those retarded assholes already?

>>508000264
>can relate

>>507997888 (OP)
That's the humiliation ritual for entry. They still have to be covid vaxxed to this day too. It's a good way to get rid of free thinkers

>>507997888 (OP)
Without sound it's like a really shit musical

>>508002761
It's not even what happened, NZ wasn't properly colonized til the 1800s and the euros (mostly) did their best to respect the Maoris.

>>508001839

>>507997888 (OP)
It looks peak retarded in western clothing

>>507998121
She also ordered it abandoned when it was still save-able because she assumed it had a system wide failure since they couldn't turn it despite turning the wheel as hard as they can lol

>>507997888 (OP)
AI slop

>>507997888 (OP)
Wow it's like some primitive battle dance warning thing

i always picture these guys making these faces while they watched monte cassino getting blown up.

>>508023544
To think we have NZ as an ally. What a fucking handicap.

>>508022939
Excuse me my ancestors dispute this in fluent te reo

>>508022404
Nah, I'm as white as they get. Calling people brown makes you look like a weakling btw.

>>508023834
You are the retards provoking China

>>507999922
There were no people in New Zealand that’s the Chatham Islands
They only been there for 800 years almost as long as Vikings in iceland

>>507998261
Imagine facing this monster in battle, what could you even do?

>>507997888 (OP)
worshiping savages is the most cringe ass white hobby that unfortunately still persists.
savages aren't cool, scary or impressive in any way. they're lame retards who are addicted to drugs, alcohol and fucking their own female relatives.
if all natives, maori, abbos etc. were to disappear no one would miss them. it wouldn't even make our lives better as with niggers because the niggers are at least a force of relevance, even if it is a negative one.
ooga booga bow and arrow loincloth shamans disappearing would go entirely unnoticed by the civilized world as they're merely relics from shittier times.

>>507998077
>>507997888 (OP)
It's literally completely impossible to take anything about New Zealand seriously.

They are the most effeminate country/culture/people

>>508024068
It's like 20% of them making the rest look like total fuckwits although the proportion is growing

>>508024068

True

>>508024019
>Provoking china
Yea mate we got beef, wine and other shit sanctioned because we said we wouldn't censor our journalists

This is why you kiwi cunts are hated.

>>507997888 (OP)
>New Zealand military
More like rugby all black haka

>>508024068
>fucking their own female relatives
Curiously, you seem to be saying that like it's a bad thing.

>>508024002
Dream on mutt

>>507997888 (OP)
I thought this was AI. This does, however, elicit a very violent, repulsive response in me.

>>508024051
cut his head off? Or just blow his brain out?

>>507998077
>in the battlefield
They mostly attacked defenseless civilians

>>508024481
You are being used by USA to start a proxy war whether you know it or not

>>508023116
I literally rape Australians and make them my fucktoys for fun, and that's just the men.

>>508024684
maoribros we got him

>>508024733
>blow tanks head off
anon

>>508024481
Lol retard imagine being that's why it was restricted...
are you trusting the state and media?

like... is the tip of his tongue painted white or is it just the camera

>>507999809
She looks like she's stroking out or having an epliptic episode.

>>508023842
Don't you mean your tupuna anon?

>>508024861

>>508002336
Sure.

>>507997888 (OP)
military?

>>508025004
Nah I'm a dude

>>508024068
Yeah, at least blacks make good music, are good at sports and are great at pleasing white women. Maoris and Samoans are just goofy and useless.

>>508012672
>And one... she's still out there, fucking look out
not supposed to tell them about our sleepers anon.

>>507998077
maoris are one of the few ethnic groups which continue to exist today who eradicated the entire indigenous population they met on arrival.

>>507997888 (OP)
if it was a battle of making the silliest face and looking like the dumbest blackest gorilla nigger retard in the world well then im quaking in my boots

>>507999675
Reminds me of someone...

She’s not sufficiently enthusiastic. She needs to be removed from office.

It’s worse than the Walmart employee chant for a humiliation ritual. Absolutely painful to behold.

I would laugh at how stupid they look if I saw them doing this IRL.
After they're done making faces are they planning on stabbing me?
If this kind of ooga booga shit doesn't have a well understood real threat of violence attached to it, it can't possibly be threatening.
The only people that could get a pass are rugby players doing it before a game because they're actually going to try and follow up on the intimidation.
The western analogue is scrawny white dudes who don't own motorcycles wearing sons of anarchy merch.

>>507997888 (OP)
Baka desu

>>507997888 (OP)
>haka
more like baka

>>507997888 (OP)
What an absolute joke.

>>508025779
huh...this is awkward

>>507997888 (OP)
Bro the haka is the gayest shit ever

>>507997888 (OP)
When it's actual maori dudes with tattoos doing this it looks cool, but letting the white soccer moms and fat dudes who apparently staff the NZ military do it just looks ridiculous.

>>507997888 (OP)
Whiter than ours.
Who are we to complain?

>>508026427
Those are all maoris even the blonde ones

>>508024002
>Nah, I'm as white as they get. Calling people brown makes you look like a weakling btw.

>>507997888 (OP)
They should be nuked from orbit. Literally the most useless and cringe people on earth.

There’s no longer an adult in the room with any authority to say… ‘OK, this is retarded. Stop this at once’. Everyone is thinking this, but nobody can say it out loud. It’s really Orwellian shit.

>>507997888 (OP)
Armenian here from LA who moved to the east coast. I always loved the Haka, and even though this is AI it still looks badass. Much love. Keep spreading the Haka. I can get into doing the Haka if someone teached me. It feels natural to do it, let it all out.

>>508028250

>>508008329
pointy nosed half breed fiddler and gay with the rock

>>508028449
Lan, I also grew up watching Turkish movies. Sultan is what I watched as a kid with sener sen and turkan soray? People need to be open, no more wars.

>>508028250
Foreigners love it because they can't tell it's all fake

>>508028615
I can tell the video is fake very easily, still though, those guys look awesome doing it.

>>507997888 (OP)
Tall poppy syndrome is a problem there, so these are the retards are who taking over.

>>508026802
they're all morons indeed

>>508025211
You have strange Parrots... t. Strange Parrot Enjoyer.

>>508029425

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW25QPcaFLg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNmkag0HNRw

>>508029425

>>507997888 (OP)
Pretty sure they did some sick artillery work back in Korea. Would be fun to make stupid faces at the gooks while you slam artillery shells into the gun.

>>507999802
Haka was done precisely to avoid fighting. It was done by stone age civilizations trapped in an island with limited resources who couldn't afford to kill off each others men.

>>508029425
They're menaces, destroy road works and tourist and cop cars

>>507997888 (OP)
If they didn't keep owning the world in the America's Cup I'd have zero respect for Kiwis.

The Zogbot fears the Chosen Parrot.

>>507997888 (OP)
haka is the gayest thing ever

shitskins think it's cool though

Good.

https://www.tiktok.com/@jcaviary/video/7467699092379028782

https://www.tiktok.com/@jcaviary/video/7319152419340881198?lang=en

>>508030595
>>508031473
Sorry meant for these respective posts.
>>508030346
>>508030462

>>507997888 (OP)
they look like a bunch of retards on bath salts

why do kiwis worship niggers (maori) so much?

I see New Zealanders as gifted people, you won the lottery being born in New Zealand. I love your country and its people but I could never live there until everyone was much older, so never.

>>508031354
I still remember not coming into school the day we had to do it for Māori Language Class.

>>507997888 (OP)
>They start doing a "Haka" in the middle of a real battle field
>Get blown up

I’ve always seen New Zealanders as truly gifted people, you were born into one of the most beautiful, peaceful, and inspiring places on Earth. I admire the culture, the kindness, and the natural beauty. As much as I love it, I think I'd only feel truly at home there later in life, when things slow down a bit. Still, the country and its people will always have my deep respect and admiration.

>>508031894
Fuck off Nigger we're full
You can crash on the Chatham Islands if you want

>>507997888 (OP)
checked. and peak cringe lmao

>>507997888 (OP)
If the land and air forces are anything like their Navy, not exactly impressed.

The niggers chanting in Zulu was more intimidating and impressive than any hakka ever. The hakka is just bad.

>>508032102
lol Im content with where I live, Old School Maryland, away from baltimore, but still beautiful. If I REALLY wanted I could apply for a workers visa since I qualify for their worker transfer. I know a niche software called PC-DMIS and apparently the country wants said workers. But like I said, I could never right now, once im older, like in my 60s, if I even live that long. Its why Gave Newell is there, live life away from all the bullshit.

>>508032384
Live in Maryland but lived in Burbank California for over 40 years.

>>508032230
those fuckers were intoxicated with magic mushrooms before battle dude. never mind the chants and the dances they were enhanced warriors, verbatim. agent 15 bz tier shit.

>>507997888 (OP)
I want to beat these freaks senseless

>>507997888 (OP)
damn, they made a whole special needs country?

>>507997888 (OP)
Their retarded dance is faggy and cringe af.

Didn't a team of women destroy one of their ships that was left in auto-pilot

>>507997888 (OP)
SheepfuckerLand military?
NZDF
Afaik they're the toughest twenty-three cunts in the world, they don't even need jet fighters, warships with guns, or even armoured vehicles except their one BobSemple to defend against the entire world.

>>507997888 (OP)
Even reddit turned on this finally. Everyone makes fun of this pony show.

>>508011550
if you thought epstien island was scandalous, wait until the world learns whats been going on underground in new zealand. uh ohh

>>508032384
I don't know why you have such an idyllic view of New Zealand.
If you want an IT job you'll be in Auckland which means you'll need $1.2M for a house. And it's Auckland so you'll be the only white person there and you better not say anything "right wing" or upset their globohomo mindset. It's just another "globalised" city full of Indians, Chinese and Gay Pride flags where the council has struggled to build a single passenger rail line for 20years but spent billions of dollars on it.

>>507997888 (OP)
This is a clip from The Office, right? It looks like it's taking the piss out of Maori people but they could just as well be serious here.

>>508025708
I miss his daily shitposts bros..

>>507997888 (OP)
what's their problem

>>508034236
shieet dude.
that is a good way to set the agenda.
>forget what the fuck we are voting for. check my dance out.

>>508034187
the russian tailfiend is still going strong.

>>508034187

Did he died?

>>508034236
they are sick of the hordes of filthy pajeets

>>508034589
no he recovered. he is at church every sunday now.

>>507997888 (OP)
Low

>>508020492
>mention Hamas for no reason
Go back to Israel and get blown up by Iran.

>>507997888 (OP)
Every time I see this shit, I hate these people even more. Fucking retards. I'm so sick of nonwhites and their constant bullshit.

>>507997888 (OP)
Dumb Whites in the background trying not to offend.

>>507998077
I would laugh my ass off if I saw this on a battlefield. Nothing scary about it.

>>507997888 (OP)
lol their what now

>>507997888 (OP)
The Haka has always been cringe shit. I don´t care who invented it

>>508036278
its pretty dope. it also depends on who preforms it, but ive always admired it.

>>507997888 (OP)
The white people doing it is the best part!

I'm always in support of preserving the culture of a region, and it being implemented into the current modern culture/society living there, either as traditional events or preserved by the natives. Wish we did the same with the many Native American tribes we encountered here. It's essential for understanding the human experience.

Maybe not the Mexican faggots and their wholesale ritual slaughter, but understanding what was there is still vital of preservation.

>>508035995
I think the kek-inducing thing in the video is the chick shaking her hand as if she is trying to support in spirit.

>>507997888 (OP)
We are small and specialized and pretty good at those specializations. We rely on more powerful countries for credible defense and pay for it by providing high quality assets to their wars

>>508020858
Usual UK L
Their kike masters probably could identify themselves in another group of people for the first time in history and protected them

>>508037129
The only thing you're specialized in is libcucking, shit skin worship, narcissism, and hypocritical tall poppy syndrome.
NZ is a dystopia that makes England look like Nazi Germany

>>507998077
It scared other subhuman brown tribals that wear loincloths and cannibalize other human beings. Really that's where these niggers belong.

>>508037419
>Their kike masters probably could identify themselves in another group of people for the first time in history and protected them
You aren't wrong mate, read this
https://www.jewishlives.nz/history/te-jewry?rq=te%20jewry

>>507997888 (OP)
That guy is all talk; these are the real Niggaz.

>>507997888 (OP)
Maori people are retarded, they were engaging in cannibalism eating there own and sailors, until anglos civilized them, but unfortunately that isn't enough, my source King, M. (2003). The Penguin History of New Zealand. London. p. 105.

>>508038042
so they are demonic? at this point the Catholic church is probably more demonic than the Maori and a lot of them turned to christianity.

>>507997888 (OP)
Completely viable state with a bright future

i think what they need is a lot more indian immigrants put on their tribal land.

>>508038344
yea because of no illegals sucking their system dry. if usa protected its borders like new zealand did there would be no leeches. we could be like new zealand if we really wanted to, its how europe does it. like minded people. but if you have an open border and allow every piece of shit from everywhere, yea of course its going to be non viable. any country that is surrounded by ocean is pretty much safe than these monkeys living in this part of the world. even australia, they have a big ocean surrounding them, less chance of ticks sucking the system dry. duh.

>>508036664
Native Americans are not native, they genocided the (aryan solutreans), and claim to be native despite coming 5000 years later and killing them. He made good videos on the topic, debunking the "native american" myth https://youtu.be/_RAwI-ljFIM?si=n3LakKQIYQvxf9UF

>>508031894
Your idea of New Zealand is a delusion spun up to market tourism. You might find that certain places in the south island (the entire north island is a write off), but even still you can find that in Montana or whatever. Even Appalachia.

>>508038230
While converting them to Christianity, none were killed this is a jewish critical theorist myth. They were cvillzied, maori people are fucking demonic cannibal cucks, who play victim

>>508034236
There ancestor, cannibal, instinct kicking in

>>507997888 (OP)
>itty bitty titties and a bob

>>508038805
Yes thats true, Montana is one of my top destinations but its hard moving. I did it and drove across the us and jobs are sparse in these areas. Its nice if you have a job but even here in PA it took a good 8 months to find a reliable job. Its not like California where you are in 1 day and out to another company the next. Montana is cool because it has dinosaur vibes, its almost like Arizona or CA Desert but more exotic. MD is okay. Its all farm land here rolling hills.

>>508039523
I want my gen z and a mini damnit.

>>507997888 (OP)
Everything New Zealand does is gay as shit

>>507997888 (OP)
https://odysee.com/@Das_Syndikat:3/Aryan-man-defends-Europe-from-shitskin-invasion-5000-BC:5

>>508009853
nii..

>>507997888 (OP)
they are our brews

>>507997888 (OP)
>the one white guy in the back

>>508025451
Exactly, an unknown fact. For those interested in how the Maoris decimated other groups, just look up Musket wars in New Zealand.

You cant make this up. Those fuckers were always killing each other for fun and profit. And then yt man gave them guns. Well ... read on ...

Here is a teaser.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musket_Wars

>>508033412
Lived their for pretty much my whole childhood I can confirm North Island is a cesspit shit hole where councils take decades to fill in a pothole on the roads in certain areas and if you dare say anything that challenges the norm you're instantly ostracized. The people are fucking crazy, indian music blares down every fucking motorway you turn onto, coconuts with their sirens and gorilla movers pulling through and blocking up every damn kfc in site. Down South Island is pretty nice and probably the last bastion of hope this country has left.

>>508029425
I have never seen or heard ifmmof either of them

>>508040992
hilarious this is the
>"*niggers*"
look whites get in public when some nigga tribal shit is going down and theyre in some trance all shucking and jiving

>>508041212

>>508040992
He's not white. The whiter they are the more butthurt they are

>>508042948

>>507998077
No, but if a drone targets you and drone driver sees this he will be confused and try to get others to watch, maybe even record it with his handy. anti drone warfade, modern war.

>>507997888 (OP)
Maori are subhuman.

>>507997888 (OP)
Looks retarded.

>>508003010
>I'd even give them a dollar or two.
Do the same with those black fellas on NY Metro.

>>507997888 (OP)
Island niggers

>>507997888 (OP)
They should try out for the Olympics. Why are oceanic countries so weird?

>>507997888 (OP)
what AI model is this?

>>508020858
Yeah, maybe five hundred years ago when their main adversaries had clubs, now it's just cringe as fuck.
Maori are the racial equivalent of that 45-year old dad at kid soccer games that still act like they could've made it big and deserves everyone's respect, when in reality he barely made JV team and he hasn't worked out in a decade.
tldr: Maori aren't even has-beens, they're just pathetic

>>507997888 (OP)
Retardation

>>507997888 (OP)
it feels like a bunch of white liberals cosplaying as an inferior barbaric culture out of colonial guilt

>>507997888 (OP)
>>507997888 (OP)
>>507997888 (OP)
WE
WUZ
MUTTS

EVERYTHING
OKAY
KIWIS???

>>507997888 (OP)
NZ has 5 million people and a mid-tier economy. Completely irrelevant except to flag-pad a coalition. Also doing a haka in an office lol

Looks like they're having diarrhea. Are they related to jeets?
>>508003010
Ask them if they need a change of underwear.

>>508045093
>>508045093
>>508045093
ISN'T THAT THE COUNTRY WHERE THE GUY SHOT UP THE KEBAB MOSQUE...

UHHOHH
THAT KILLED 8CH AN

>>507999802
Probably shouldn’t be done on camera. Cheapens the value of it. It is meant to be a battlefield display between fighting men.

>>507997888 (OP)
Fat and retarded. We will have to pick up the slack when the time comes

>>507998453
Kek