Well howdy there, Mister Ayatollah. Reckon this here Mesopotamia ain't big enough for the both of us. ‘Fraid you’re on the wrong side o’ prophecy, seein’ as the Good Book don’t mention no Moslems.

>>507999192 (OP)
Hain't enough desert twixt the two of us cowpokes, now fill yer hands ya yella-bellied sonuvabitch!

>>507999302
the amount of cope in one post, great job

>>507999192 (OP)
>>507999302
Saars, you would not be starting of this a here showdown without me!

>>507999192 (OP)
>>507999302
>>507999596
Yee Haw, this is a stick up!
>*hickup*
I'm High Noon Nancy and i'm a here for yer gold!

Dahnold, the delegates, hand them over partner

>>507999192 (OP)
This town ain't big enough fer the two of us.
>tumbleweed blows by

>>507999192 (OP)
hell0 rato

>>507999302
Damn you, eye-a-tolluh. Those twix bars are mine!

>>508001218
Lol

>>507999192 (OP)
Dis be duh sherrf, an i is gwine inu russlu oh low down bushwacku i sees!

>>507999192 (OP)
>>507999302
>>507999596
>>507999755
You city slickers didn't think to kick up all this trouble without ol' Dubya, did ya? Boy howdy, if this ain't some mess it'll do till the mess gets here...

>>507999192 (OP)
>Ted Cruz curb stomps into the Jamaran Hussainiya
>"Who owns this shithole?"

>>507999755
Kek. Needs smoking pistols in both hands though

>>507999192 (OP)
lol