no

>>508009755 (OP)

>>508009755 (OP)
no I have a new fobia, fuck off nigger

>>508009755 (OP)
No one can convince me Australia actually exists

>>508009755 (OP)
Intriguing.
Do they have a reach around spider?

>>508009755 (OP)
no

>>508009755 (OP)
Every roofucking flag belongs to a chink.

Why don't Aussie bros make Steve Irwin post and tell us the crazy ass wild life they have out there.
Captcha knows all. That would be
V gaYo

>>508010094
They're called "women".

>>508009755 (OP)
those critters are harmless too.
Anything truly dangerous to the white man was sadly enough introduced here by the white man after our arrival.

>>508009755 (OP)
Bruce is good in my book. Leafs on the other hand

>>508010350
what are u on about u fucking retard, sharks, snakes, octopus, snails, crocodiles all can kill easily

>>508010203
I accidently grabbed one of these bad boys mid body while I was cleaning some plants.
I mistook his body for a root and gave it a good grab.
Let me confirm that white men can jump.

Aussie

>>508010705
smooth brain, I am saying that brown people we have allowed to come to our country are more dangerous to us than the scary animals.
think of it as a subtle playful racist joke.

>>508010919
Leaf
End of discussion

>>508009755 (OP)
Leaf posters have supplanted Aussie posters as best shitposters. When I shitpost, I always generate a glorious number of (You)s.

>>508009755 (OP)
something about the Australian accent is just obnoxious https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9DizbSM70sI

>>508009755 (OP)
I prefer aussie cunts over leaf fags

>>508010946
nah it just comes off like ur a retarded city faggot, a venomous snake scares me more than any foreign nigger

>>508010368
>behead those who insult Australia

...sooo, Australians?

>>508009755 (OP)
Just woke up, what are you going on about suhkdeep?

>>508009755 (OP)
Not to be confused with the Reach Around Spider, that wraps around you and jerks you off from behind.

>>508010788
Bro check this shit out. We found out you don't need to be afraid anymore. You can make the combat within your self and crush those pesky snakes under the weight of human intervention !
https://youtu.be/fkXbSqo1z1U?si=IiFvKseIRNQygUIi

>>508011763
No, you are just stupid, autistic and don't have an Australian sense of humor.
Most likely you are at best a half breed of some sort.
Have a nice day Nicholas Chang.

Why does 4chan hate Australians? I was insulted as an Australian faggot for writing „tyre“ instead of „tire“ and I am not even Australian.

>>508009755 (OP)
ive never had issues with aussies since they arnt complete bitch made whiners like leafs and non UK europoors

>>508012710
go order ur jeet eats already u cowering pussy

>>508010051
They have a rare Italian cousin.

NO! aussies belong here

>>508011711
Arent those rhodesians?

>>508009755 (OP)
>can aussie posters fuck off from this boards?
99% of aussie posters here are actually Romanians or Jeets with a VPN
I unmasked some of them but either way they just do not act like Aussies would either linguistically or in content
probably Australia makes big bucks selling VPNs