I'm beginning to think Nukes really are fake, or at the very least usable nukes are 1/100th of the stated amount.

>>508014793 (OP)
Nuclear bombs age over time and become less effective. This isn’t some hidden conspiracy. Many Soviet era nukes would barely do shit if used today.

>>508014793 (OP)
They are extremely expensive to maintain, and because nobody has ever "needed" them, would be very easy for an out of touch bean counter to neglect in their budget. Russia did a test last year and it failed miserably, and there's every chance they selected their best maintained system for that test.

>>508014793 (OP)
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