>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Iran in a week

TOP KEK PERSIAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with Iran. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Iranian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY muslim pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

>>508021094 (OP)
Are you bored?

>>508021472
Yes moshe :(

>>508021856
I too Olaf
Went to /pol/ to read news that are not published in my country and instead most of the threads are either AI slop, rage bait, or something about my people

Want a round of chess or any other suggestion?

>>508022240
Sure lets play chess

>>508022663
https://papergames.io/en/r/C-y33lEnt/107
And are you really a Norwegian because I fear if someone will click on the link

Like you could tell things something only a Norwegian would know

norgay is losing to a jew LOL

>>508022943
Thanks i got genocided im chess like Gaza moshe

>>508024766
You were alright
It took me two queens to defeat you

btw do you know who moshe was?

>>508024906
I need to talk to Magnus Carlsen. Lives 10 mins from me

>>508025013
No? I just got brainrot from 4chan with names sadly

>>508025125
He lead the enslaved tribes of what would become Israel out of Egypt and was both an actual leader and a spiritual one
The first
Very important figure in our (my people history)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moses
And the one under him after that led the conquest of Israel from the tribes that been here

>>508021094 (OP)
you're going to have to cut that AT LEAST in half. first there is a missing frigate. second the maintenance is piss poor thanks to FLO so the fleet not operational most of the time. third is that we are having severe manpower issues because nobody wants to pay for sailors to actually sail and fourth is that even when they do the money is supposed to go to all the colonels ON LAND because we decided it's more important that they have long meetings and drink coffee. The Coast Guard is also completely unable to complete any other mission than policing fishermen. The Navy is a joke compared to what it was in the 80s and fucking everyone who was in knows it. Our subs can might be good going into the time of drone warfare but what else? We haven't even received the new german ones and haven't even begun deciding if we should have a shit English frigate, a German or French one. The only parts of our military you can trust are the operational parts of the Army and even then they have ZERO endurance.
I know this, our allies know this, our enemies know it, our politicians know it, but for some reason we are all pretending that putting money into officers and bureaucrats is the way to go. All of this is completely open information by the way. We are losing people in droves because of mismanagement.
Someone needs to get in there with an axe and a torch. I am so fucking upset at our capabilities you have no clue. Thank fucking God we at least have space and air capabilities.

death to norwegians and israelis

>>508025056
And really?
Pretty cool
Have you ever met him?
Does he hate anal plugs?

>>508021094 (OP)

Oh shit...their viking blood starts waking up....doctor quickly...more anestetic.

>>508021094 (OP)
IM AMERICAN MAN LIVING IN MUTTLAND AND IM TELL YOU IRAN IS CROOOOOZING FOR A BROOOZING, IM BRAPPENING FOR A HAPPENING, IM GROVELING FOR A CLOBBERING

https://www.euronews.com/culture/2023/08/30/chess-anal-beads-cheating-allegations-settled-between-grandmasters

>>508021094 (OP)
>nobody recognises this pasta
This place has really gone to the dogs

>>508021094 (OP)
there's nor way of that happening

>>508021094 (OP)
>the Norwegian navy is bigger than the Australian navy
Lol how embarrassing

>>508026399
Based

>>508025902
Based

>>508025972
Only seen him in the local store a few times never talked to him

>>508021094 (OP)
>norgays
>defeating anyone
lel oh lel

>>508025902
Not based

>>508021472
>>508022240
Jews actually need to be removed permanently though for all the crimes they committed, to restore cosmic order. You caused so much pain and suffering through your collective delusions.

>>508025902
Calm down muhammed, Ola is just drunk.

>>508026840
Understandable
Still sounds like an interesting experience to see the best player in the world in a game that most people in both the Western and Eastern Bloc have played at least several times

>>508027482
Are you in a bomb shelter rn?

>>508021094 (OP)
Easy there rabbi. Try to control those emotions your fangs are showing through.

>>508027639
nah, for some reason, they still didn't send the missiles

Also if you wonder, the government lowered the alertness level, like more things can be opened and less need to stay near shelters

I will nuke your bumfuck irrelevant country

Do you have any questions about life here?

what a worthless larp thread

>>508021094 (OP)
Fuck off Abrahamsen. You are not norwegian. If you were, you would know that we fucking hate jews. It was the second thing our "founding fathers" agreed on. "NO JEWS!"

>>508021094 (OP)
Kill yourself, kike filth.

>>508027933
So the war is kinda over ?
Have you seen Netanyahu irl? Is he nice?

>>508021094 (OP)
Ka?
Kor e han Helge?
Ingstad?

>>508025902
what you say fuck me for??

>>508028216
>Helge Ingstad
det var faktisk en strategisk krasj for man får ganske mye penger for skrapmetall nå til dags

>>508021094 (OP)
Norway has ordered 6 new Type 212CD submarines from Germany
Will soon order 6 new frigates
Are building nukes inside the Norwegian mountains (and no one is going to stop us)

>>508028144
The war is still on
Both in gaza and Iran, and while it's not fun that they send missiles every day or terror, and they might still send a massive attacks like before
It decreased hopefully (it's the middle east)

>>508027065

No hes fishing for reactions. Reactions can tell him about the crowd of people who's currently here. Now hes targeting Iranians. He found a few. So now he knows aprox how many iranians and perhaps supporters there are on this board.

They do this all time during starts of wars and happenings etc. Its all a game for those people. Thinking they're super smart and shit.

>>508028487
>Are building nukes inside the Norwegian mountains (and no one is going to stop us)
Drop a bunker buster on a Norwegian granite mountain and it wouldn't penetrate 20 cm lmao

>>508028531
And in the middle east, who knows what could be next

>>508028716
stay safe

>>508028703
Look at this soper samefagging.

>>508029052
It's called expanding your own comment you communist

eg e fra bergen

>>508029271
hhhhrrrrrring meg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y0kX7dfGKU

>>508028879
You too
And whatever they tell you about them
Know that it's worse

>>508029180
Holy fuck, jews are trying every tactic these days.

>>508029366
tidig

>>508029886
Er berre 1,5 timer kjøring nord for BæææRRRXZXZXZXZXGEN

>>508030110
Kall meg en stril hvis du vil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFIItMSYEYA

>>508029366
>>508030232
mer min stil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MABWs2LvV_I

>>508030605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVSIdLIXEWk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ye93u2Po-4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zLWOt0DXR8

>>508021472
>>508021856
This guy's been making this thread for years newfag he used to claim they BTF0 america.

is Norway good to visit it seems safe and white with forests and such

In this thread:

Two jews larping as norwegians and a bunch of litteral 12 year olds that should be asleep allready, but are glued to a smart device.

>>508031190
American natives from cruise ships will pick pocket you, not even kidding

>>508031314
i don't go on cruises but thank you for the warning.

>>508031196
ta å håll skæftn på dæ

>>508031190
its mainly good for the mountains, doubt you could hike it tho you lard LOL

>>508031196
>of litteral 12 year olds
I wouldn't mind going back to being 12 years old (if it was possible)

>>508031418
hiking is based i have a strong sense of adventure because I'm white

>>508031418
>ta å håll skæftn på dæ
You just proved my point. Go to bed, you have school tomorrow.

>>508021094 (OP)
US could not do this but if Norway were mobilized like Nazi Germany I truly believe their superior genetic makeup would make the difference.
Good thing you’re too based to fight a kike’s war though, right?

>>508031502
sterkt
I have zero interest in tourism so i could not see the point, but i suppose its a nice trip if you like hiking in mountainous nature or whatever
"trolltungen" is the most famous i reckon, just dont go in winter because you will actually slip and die

>>508021094 (OP)
wtf we have a navy of more than like 3-4 ships? I thought we spent all out neetbux on F-35 paypig-lightning

>>508021094 (OP)
Ever considered anger management?

>>508031745
du skrev literal feil

>>508021094 (OP)
Is that pic supposed to impress me?

>>508032287
Keep in mind these are 10 years old.

>>508031902
thanks i don't like big cities and their tourist traps so i'd avoid most other countries. just like peace and quiet every once in a while.

Why was a grenade thrown earlier today at the residence of the Norwegian ambassador to Israel?

>>508028241
Is this edited?

>>508032244
"Oh, no! I am not fluent in a language not native to my country." Et sjit, gutvott!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rclL1XV97m0&t=48s

based jewish/viking friendship thread

>>508021094 (OP)
Please excuse this absolute retard countryman. We have plenty of these political morons that have the gall to spew utter nonsense while having nothing to back it up with. Its like public 4chan.

No wonder, seen as the media here is constantly propagating fear and polarization. It makes incredibly stupid people suddenly feel "informed".

>>508032454
>big cities and their tourist traps
they are native traps aswell
prices here are giga turbo niggerfucked

if you like driving there is also an atlantic road that is quite scenic, and they might be making a new one along the coast, but i dont know too much about that so you could google it

>>508021094 (OP)
Kek

>>508033182
i'm sure prices are fucked if i ever made it out there it would be a 10k vacation minimum.

>>508021094 (OP)
We wont buy your oil

>>508034865
Do you have enough forests?

>>508021094 (OP)
What's Norway like? I'm thinking of learning the language and staying there a while to write a book. Do you like Jon Fosse or Knausgaard?

>>508036905
>write a book
you and all snowflake millennials

>>508036905
>What's Norway like?
A few years behind Australia demographically speaking. I wouldn't bother moving if I was in your position, but if you do it don't stress about learning the language because basically everyone except the old and stupid can communicate in english at a sufficient level.