Im indian and I have secured a huge job in usa! I'm coming to new york in 1 month. Any tips?

>>508021420 (OP)
yeah black guys love Indian men.

on the subway be friendly and the term we use here is "what's good in the hood nigger"


say it with hard r. a is offensive to them.

>>508021420 (OP)
go to the top of the empire state building on a very windy day

>>508021420 (OP)
Poo in the loo always

>>508021588
"nigga" is also how gay blacks identify each other. It wasn't always an lgbt thing, but it is now, with zero exceptions. Straight blacks no longer use "nigga" because of this. And that's why "nigga" is offensive and "nigger" is their preferred nomenclature.

>>508021420 (OP)


I FORGOT TO MENTION..WOMEN IN NYC FIND INDIAN MEN VERY VERY SEXY. BUT TYHEY MOVE VERY SLOW AND CAN BE SHY. SO JUST FOLLOW THEM AROUND FOR LIKE 3-4 HRS AND SAY NOTHING. JUST STARE AND WHEN THEY ARE READY THEY WILL COME UP TO YOU AND THEN THE FUN STARTS,

>>508021588
I heard it's illegal to use n word in usa?

>>508021420 (OP)
Theres no caste system in the west so go easy with your internalized racism.

>>508021420 (OP)
Legit or larp

>>508021420 (OP)
They're going to eat you alive poobro, this isn't Rudy Giuliani's NYC your a walking target and the savages will pounce.

>>508021420 (OP)
Congratulations friend, do not let the racists get to you

remember, if they were really better than you then you wouldn't have been able to replace them

>>508021420 (OP)
Throw pennies at jews. It's more fun than feeding ducks.

>>508021420 (OP)
Take an Uber to 125th and Lenox.
Get out.
Stand on Corner.
Start yelling Fuck Niggers.
Profit?

>>508021910
Did you never hear about freedom of speech? It is not illegal it is in the constitution for you to say it. Just like having Guns is legal too. Btw go to the bronx with the subway for good indian food

>>508021910


HUH? NOT FOR INDIANS. BLACK PEOPLE WORSHIP YOU GUYS,

>>508021420 (OP)
Congratulations on your new job in the USA! Moving to New York can be an exciting adventure. Here are some tips to help you settle in:

### 1. **Housing**
- **Research Neighborhoods**: New York City has diverse neighborhoods, each with its own vibe. Consider factors like commute, safety, amenities, and cost of living.
- **Temporary Housing**: If you haven't secured permanent housing, consider short-term rentals or sublets while you search for a more permanent place.

### 2. **Transportation**
- **Public Transit**: Familiarize yourself with the subway and bus systems. A MetroCard will be essential for getting around.
- **Walking**: New York is a walkable city, so be prepared to walk a lot. Comfortable shoes are a must!

### 3. **Cost of Living**
- **Budgeting**: New York can be expensive. Create a budget that includes rent, utilities, groceries, and transportation.
- **Groceries**: Explore local markets and grocery stores for affordable options.

### 4. **Networking**
- **Connect with Colleagues**: Building relationships at work can help you adjust and find support.
- **Join Groups**: Look for professional or social groups related to your interests or industry.

### 5. **Cultural Adjustment**
- **Explore the City**: Take time to visit iconic landmarks, museums, and parks. This will help you feel more at home.
- **Cultural Diversity**: Embrace the multicultural environment. New York is home to people from all over the world.

### 6. **Healthcare**
- **Health Insurance**: Ensure you have health insurance coverage through your employer or purchase a plan.
- **Find a Doctor**: Research local healthcare providers and find a primary care physician.

### 7. **Stay Safe**
- **Be Aware of Your Surroundings**: Like any big city, it's important to stay alert and be aware of your surroundings, especially at night.
- **Emergency Contacts**: Familiarize yourself with local emergency numbers and services.

>>508022020
Legit, 145k/yr- it project manager. Starting next month!!

>>508022119
Thank you anon!!

>>508022318
Congrats
Btw, what caste do you belong to?

>>508022537
Hindu

>>508022318
Typical Nepotism hiring

>>508021420 (OP)
Be pushy. New York is a hustle bustle modern city.
You have to take what is yours to take.
If you don't take that seat on the subway someone else will, if you don't yell your order for food at the cashier someone else will and you will go hungry.
If you believe you must be quiet and try not to step on toes you will never make it in America.
You must please adjust old fashioned ideas of "manners". You are an Indian king.

>>508022682
LMFAO....ARE YOU REALLY TELLING AN INDIAN HOW TO LACK MANNERS AND BE PUSHY?

WTF MAN.

YOU KNOW NYC IS LIKE A LIGHTLY POPULATED DREAM FOR THEM RIGHT?

>>508021420 (OP)
Nice. Where's the part you telling us you are from the fucking freaking lgptqxyz usa? Cause you are. You are 25 to 27, living in the west of the usa.l, propably California. And... Now..? What..?

>>508022823
He is of good caste so has manners that Americans can only dream of.
He must retain his superiority while also lowering himself to American standards.if he can do both he will achieve great things.
There is a reason he was chosen to travel around the world to do a job an American should do.
Simply, he is more capable.

>>508022199
>125th and Lenox
that was last century white boy

>>508021420 (OP)
White women love Indian men. You can pretty much do whatever you want to white women.

>>508023009
Thank you so much anon!! I will try my best.

>>508021420 (OP)


Congrats if true. US is still the best place to make money despite dump wh*te nahtzees.

>>508023188
For what it's worth a random stranger half way around the world believes in you.
Make yourself and your family proud my friend.

>>508021420 (OP)
The streets are for walking (I'M WALKIN' HYERE!) not for shitting in.

>>508021420 (OP)

>>508023332

I remember watching this show. They showed different camera angles to expose him and he just kept going and the moderators lost their shit.

They were still respectful to the scam uncle though.

>>508023301
>>508023009
>project manager
literal bullshit job
go home pajeet

>>508023301
It means a lot. Thanks!

>>508023332
Wtf! Is this real?
How is he doing this?
Not only have Indians mastered information technology they have mastered levitation?

>>508021420 (OP)
Yes. Go back as soon as you arrive. Maybe just never show up in the first place.

>>508023563
>Frail kraut fingers typed this while waiting in line with brown people for Turkish street food.

>>508021588
>yeah black guys love Indian men.
True

>>508021420 (OP)
Yo Pajeet congrats bro. The black people here will take advantage of you. Dont relax. Best of luck on your job. What are you doing and for how much?

>>508023447
Indians are such regards.

>>508024351
Retards

>>508024337
>>508022318

>>508021420 (OP)
Be sure to sample as much of our fine cheese as possible.

>>508021420 (OP)
Walk in front of a moving train

>>508024109
Do you have the one where they get caught in the bathroom and then the fat bottom starts beating up the skinny guy who was fucking his ass?

>>508021420 (OP)
Yes, when you take the subway, stand at the edge of the platform by the yellow line. You'll be first on the train and get choice seating.

>>508021420 (OP)
You will get robbed and raped by a black man if you aren't careful - they know jews hand out valuable jobs to you guys so never relax

>>508021420 (OP)
>Any tips
Yes kys

>>508021420 (OP)

FECALOIDS WILL NEVER BE HUMAN

>>508024887

>>508024608
I hate Hindus.

New York smells like urine and pot. As an indian, you will adapt fast thanks to the bad smell.

>>508024109
hot. i dont normally like to fuck black guys but his ass is huge. would let him sit on my face. makes me want to try grindr

>>508021420 (OP)
Yeah. Find a job in India instead.

>>508021420 (OP)
>Any tips?
Drown in the Atlantic.

>>508021420 (OP)
fukc you and fuck bloody basturd
fuck you bloddy
benchod
you father not fuck you mother
iam ur father basturd
you stay the caste you are stil in america
dalit

>>508021420 (OP)
Getting a job as an uber driver is not a big thing

>>508024351
what the fuck did the dumb poop nigger think would happen

>>508021420 (OP)
if you rent in a cheap area, there wont be any parking spaces (street parking). if you rent an apartment with a parking garage, you will pay out the ass in rent.

you wont be able to buy a home or condo.

>>508021910
No, it's a great honor to bless our African American friends by addressing them as niggers. Since you're brown you'll have to in order to fit in.
Also the best deals on groceries are in the corner stores on streets named after famous black activists like Martin Luther King Jr. Check them out!

>>508021910
Definitely not. Say nigger liberally, as you would when saying a friendly hello. Don't be afraid to smile and slap them on the ass aggressively while saying it. They can't get enough of that here.

>>508021420 (OP)
move to alaska instead. particularly fairbanks. dont bring any winter clothes

>>508025863
found the kike.

>>508026132
continued.

you better learn how to parallel park if you're gonna live in NYC

based af
don't listen to these white dalit losers

>>508026690
i dont have any kike in my blood somehow. its mostly brits. but the thing with black guys i dont like is they smell weird and their pubes are weird

>>508026132
>>508026811

NYC charges more for everything - gas, food, cigarrettes, anywhere from 20% to 40% higher than other metropolitan areas jn area. plan your budget carefully, your most expensive bills will be food & rent in NYC.

>>508026963

also - everyone in America is BIG. indians are generally hilariously weak, everyone knows it. be prepared to navigate the streets and not become prey

>>508021420 (OP)
thats not how it works jeetling. you would already be in america going to school if you were getting a NYC job. just a lonely shit sucking jeet daydreaming. haha. youll never touch a white woman and you will die an indian, in india. stinky fag.

plus jeets are brown so its ok to use the nigger word. also police like it when you play with them. walk up to them and disobey commands then put your hands in your pockets and practice quick drawing on each other. they go a little hard into the larp but they are so happy with you after they love you for life. its a real american experience that every visitor should experience once. make sure you don't break character until after he does. then you guys can shake hands and hug and exchange numbers. Its like a rite of passage here. People will expect you to have your "police drll" stories at the ready. good luck anon have fun stay strapped and stay the fuck out of canada were full of jeets already.

>>508027113
Thank you anon for all tips!!

>>508021420 (OP)
Yes, don't forget to

>>508021420 (OP)
People in the US love your culture, make sure you bring a cow dung dish to a corporate potluck.

>>508021420 (OP)
American women all play hard to get. Be extremely assertive.

>>508021420 (OP)
Ye, dont shit on the streets, them usa streets are not for shitting.

>>508021420 (OP)
If you are going to troll pajeet here is some advice. For you to work here on visa you have to first get a college degree at some shit university so there is no way you are coming from India to NYC with a "huge job". Your kind works at 7/11 or Dunkin donuts for 2-4 years first here then you get your visa job. Don't even bother lying part of my job is handling hiring (I gatekeep Indians out) so there is no way you are telling the truth

>>508021420 (OP)
Wherever you go rape

>>508021420 (OP)
rape as much as you can and say INDIA NUMBER ONE
also you need to say "NIGGER" when addressing black people in order to be polite. "Nigga" is considered rude and a mutilation of the language.

>>508021910
No. nigger is an honorably polite term of endearment. Nigga is the offensive "n word" you're thinking of.

>all the shitjeets ITT
Fucking hell, /pol/ is brown.

>>508021420 (OP)
People telling you to say nigga, and not nigger, are lying!
Only Blacks are allowed to say nigga. But nigger is 100% safe to say.

>>508021420 (OP)
Had you said london I would have believed you.

>>508021420 (OP)
Couldn't have picked a better time to come, Raj! Kiss your loved ones goodbye because you will never see them again.

>>508027671
sure. America is a bit of a "pvp server" due to our multiculturalism. it'll be tough but i survive by being polite and giving any potential trouble a wide berth.

>>508024351
RETARDS YOU FUCKTARD TIKTOK BRAIN

>>508021420 (OP)
you should shower 2-3 times every day

>>508027671
congratulations saar i know once you are managing the IT you will be able to provide jobs for more of your indian cousins,you should consider taking applicants from sydney Australia they are already ready to go saar and help the USA bexome great again

>>508021420 (OP)
>Any tips?
Look for the neighborhood with the most blacks

>>508021420 (OP)
WAGTFKY shitskin jeet

>>508021420 (OP)
Yeah, kill yourself you useless shitskin piece of crap

>>508021420 (OP)
congrats bro
retarded low life zero skill virgin chuds can screech all their want but the fact of the matter is if you don't go out there and show that you know anything remotely valuable then someone else will take your place
this is why poltard racist chuds are stuck in their mom's basement and not living the good life
envy incels will say buzzwords like nepotism, DEI and whatever, just realize that you are talking to subhuman neet leeches that are total drags on society and the economy and that the most moral thing to do would be to hang their neet asses out on some pole for public shaming
you are going to make it anon, I wish you all the best, it's tough out there