Has America declared war on Irish Citzens? Because the satellites that beam microwaves are getting a little tiresome.

I am the grandchild of Charlemagne and I can flip this was on Iran directly onto your front doorstep by making my last will on Earth being the destruction of the Human race.

You already tried this shit when I was Rasputin, and I killed 100 million Russians when I was Stalin.

Don't make me astral project over there and cause a bunch of school shootings...

I am The Devil. Remember the bible.

Lucifer is the favorite son of God that can roam the Earth freely, and i can.

But I don't do it while awake or alive, I do it when dead and while asleep.

So stop annoying me with satellites.

Otherwise God gives me permission to destroy humans again.

Behead all schizos

whats that, more beams you ask?

>>508026910
When a Devil dies anon, a world ends.

When I was Ceaser I destroyed the Roman Empire after they stabbed me.

Because I honestly don't care once im betrayed.

Its your lives on the line, not mine.

You might be wondering why an innocent man such as myself is inside this prison.

But you never did, did you...

You're my toys. My playthings. While I wait for my time to be released out the front doors of this prison.

I killed you all before 3 times, and I'll do it again to punish you all.

>>508026733 (OP)
How many red cars have you counted today?

>>508027335
I don't give a fuck anon. You ugly mushroom fish cunt.

Think about it before I kill myself and astral project into the next president of the United States and use the nuclear bombs.

Because once I am free to do anything I want, through dying, I will be allowed to destroy you all.

And it's not the first time that I've done it.

You'll all find out soon enough.

"nothing ever happens" compels you

>>508027587
Why did you reincarnate as in Irish man?