Is this a solid plan?

>>508028104 (OP)
Poop in the airvent

>>508028104 (OP)
What exactly is the plan once the angry locals show up with a bulldozer and smash the top level bit and concrete over the rubble?

>>508028104 (OP)
plan for?

>>508028104 (OP)
I would post on /pol/ and schizophrenically talk to myself so hard inside of that place

>>508028104 (OP)
That’s not his actual bunker plans, that’s just a generic image of a bunker from the internet. His actual bunker undoubtedly looks like an underground luxury palace instead of whatever the fuck that is

>>508028293
I would take my steam deck and play roguelikes and do pushups all day

luke skywalker could make this shot

>>508028104 (OP)
It's funny these sois think they will have any meaningful existence if it comes to needing a bunker.

>>508028104 (OP)
Not really. Not deep enough to survive a direct nuclear surface burst (bomb shelter), and too deep as a practical fallout shelter (2 meters is sufficient).
Too big to be hidden too. There are idiots out there who will poop in the airvent. Needs traps near the airvent to shove a sharp stick up the pooper's ass

>>508028104 (OP)
Only if it's flood, fire, and toxic gas proof, it's not.

>>508028211
If there are that many locals surviving the collapse of public order, then what's the point of the shelter?

>>508028104 (OP)

Funny....someone those who will survive at ground level will block main doors to those bunkers make sure than worms stay under ground because most likely they are guilt what happened.

>>508028199
Operation Indian Storm is a go

>>508028104 (OP)
I mean if the hvac fails or is clogged you are on a timer.

>>508028419
Yeah I wonder what their ultimate plan is in that situation. Just hide out underground for a few years, and simply hope that people will suddenly stop caring that you destroyed the planet, and let you reemerge after some time? It doesn’t matter if they hide down there for a year, 10 years, whatever. They will eventually have to come out and surface people will hold them and their families accountable

>>508028547
selling shelter

>>508028474
I would totally shit in Zuckerbergs air vent.

Top AI people got their own bunkers.

think about that

There are still people locked away in doomsday bunkers from 2012 thinking the world was going to end. They cashed out their savings and haven't been heard from since, no official records of where they or went or if they ever came out.

>>508028635
I fucking lold so hard

>>508028104 (OP)
Where sadam?

>>508028104 (OP)
it works until anons start pissing and shitting down the air vents.

>>508028857
Does it need one? I assumed they could do the same thing the space station uses

>>508028293

Been there

>>508028104 (OP)
>Is this a solid plan?
Only if the architects, construction workers, building material suppliers, and anyone else who knows where it is are buried on site.

>>508028104 (OP)
nope, during the upcoming geophysical upheaval
underground bunkers may become comfy tombs, the real elitists will fuck off to mars before that happens.

>>508028104 (OP)
>Guards kill him, let their families take over.
Seriously happened all the time back in medieval times and ancient history.

>>508028199
>>508028211
>>508028614
>>508028704
>>508028857
>>508028928
>>508029053
>>508029074
Hey retards, the air vent is HIDDEN. Usually in a cliff face or some shit where you can't reach it. You won't even know there is a bunker in the first place let alone search for a vent. Soke have multiple air vents and exists, all HIDDEN.

I swear /pol/ IQs are dropping by the day.

Do billionaires seriously think their security and staff wont just instantly blast them and take the bunker?

>>508028104 (OP)
Yes because hawaii its an island, easier to protect from just locals as the plebs wont be able to get a boat and reach you

Should be worth noting, if you're part of the mega rich, you may as well build a bunker, because why not?
Doesnt mean they're anticipating the apocalypse or something

>>508028104 (OP)
nah thats a lizard. iranians built their stuff in the mountains for a reason

>>508029254
it's not fucking magic you retarded gimp. can, will, and have been found in the past. and will be found in the future. of course, to a bulgarian, even wiping your own ass is an insurmountable task. send another of your sisters to star in blacked , rent is due.

>>508029256
That's why dynasties have generations of servants / security people with instilled loyalty. Nouveau rich have no such thing They can either use divide and conquer taxtics where groups spy on each other or be the only ones with the codes that unlock the food storage and shit.

>>508029254
bulgarian gimp, see this post. and also consider, their enemies. more powerful men. god i hate stupid fucking bulgarians. you can't think critically. you are the nigger of europe. underdeveloped peon.
>>508029254

>>508028104 (OP)
Everyone knows about this bunker now. I wonder where the real bunker is?

>>508029497
>That's why dynasties have generations of servants / security people with instilled loyalty.
hahahahahaha you watch too many movies niggerbrain. only exception being NK, but nobody is talking about NK niggerbrained peasant. fuck youre stupid.

>>508029423
You fucking monkey, these bunkers arw for apocalypse-tier events. Most people would be dead. THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WILL BE GONE. No one will know there is a bunker.

>>508029389
92 million population - they've got to have some great engineers.
Why stop at 90m depth? if it's 200 hundred then there is nothing that can be done about it.

>what's up guys, it's your boy zuck
>today i'm going to publicly reveal the location of my super secret bug-out bunker

Uh huh...

>>508028211
They'll all be dying of radiation sickness at that point.

>>508029578
English aristocracy literally have that and it's public knowledge you fucking retard. Kill yourself dumb nigger. The fucking iron clad certainty of the ignorant will never fail to amuse.

>>508029254
That’s what they said about the Death Star dumbfuck

>>508028787
Like they are holding them accountable for the scamdemic?

>>508028104 (OP)
No your enemy will detonate cobalt salt warheads ensuring all bunkers turn into tombs.

>>508028104 (OP)
Where is Saddam Hussein?

>>508028199
>airvent
No no no, ze underground pods do not get those.

>>508028104 (OP)
Lobotomy corporation

>>508029753
Based marvelslop enjoyer. Now mention McDs and we will have a bingo.

>>508028857
>if uou know what I mean

>>508029254
You are soon dead Yid :)

>>508028635
Lol

>>508029873
wat

>>508028268
digital global currency datacenters they just larped as doomsday bunkers

>>508028104 (OP)
If you don't mind getting raped by the Mole Men.

>>508028104 (OP)
I don't think pissing everyone off just before Armageddon and hiding in a bunker is a good idea

>>508028419
He lives in Hawaii. It’s a logical gamble.

Always felt like the chances of being entombed inside would realistically be very high

>>508029171
if you were an eurocuck this would be illegal to build without appropriate permits and extra property tax paid and it can be found in a public database. not sure if its similar in usa

>>508029023
AMOGUS

>>508028104 (OP)

>>508029722
wouldn't that just mean they have nothing to lose and they might have a problem with some mega-rich foreigner who hid out and survived while their familes perished, writhing in pain?

>>508028104 (OP)
It's a good plan for his security team. If the world collapses to a point where this is necessary why would these Chads ever listen to someone like Zuck?

>>508029956
they're datacenters built underground to prevent the sun from flipping a 0 or 1 and causing an error in accounting, they're going to be used for the new world order one world digital currency, and are already in use to manage the financial system

>>508028104 (OP)
No.

He needs a small Modular Reactor that is easily refulable with something you can store.

So you need like a site to store about 50 years worth of fuel and a reactor that generats about 100MW

With this you can actually generate Oxygen from Groundwater and Store CO2 in cakes of CaCO3.

Also can use that 100MW to do desalination.

I mean just look at Nuclear Submarines the only thing you actually need is food. Thats it.

>>508028104 (OP)
>Puts an underground bunker on an island that floods and gas lava

I don't, seems retarded.

>>508028104 (OP)
bunkers are retarded on their own. if i was a billionaire i'd setup a serious compound somewhere remote, be nice enough to people and get people loyal that i trust to agree to live there. develop the place, make it as self sufficient as possible. setup underground shelters beneath it, fortifiy it. make my own miniature kingdom disguised as a "gated community off grid" (if even necessary to disguise it). a bunker is just a very expensive and roomy coffin. once it all comes falling down you'll have nothing left to do but eat threw you medicine and food supply. better hope your air intake doesnt get rekt.

>>508028104 (OP)
No

>>508029578
Why do you think kings had legions of eunuchs castrated at a young age and raised to serve him and his harem? Because they never developed ambitions of their own and were the perfect golem servants who wouldn't fuck his harem women nor have any lost pride to take vengeance for. All they knew was serving the king and having endless food and shelter available to them

>>508030059
They have multiple exists. The engineers doing them are not stupid. The proper ones that is not the scammer shit that looks like a shipping container burried in your yard kek.

If you keep throwing poop and smoking out the vents will the rats eventually have to surface?

>>508028104 (OP)
Pour concrete

>>508028104 (OP)
would bunker buster work on this?

>>508029497
>the only ones with the codes that unlock the food storage and shit
Ya I'm sure it's going to be impossible to make Zuck talk.

>>508028104 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT DO THESE FAGOTS THINK THEY WILL EMERGE TO IN 2 YEARS AFTER THEIR BUNKER AIR SUPPLIES RUN OUT AFTER TOTAL NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION, A PRISTINE WILDERNESS TO BEGIN CIVILIZATION ANEW? HAHAHAHAHAH NO IT WILL BE A TOXIC DEAD PLANET

whats the point of surviving in bunker ?
life after MAD isnt worth living its just harder life till you die anyway
he wont make it in time to the bunker too
nuclear winter will kill everything except microorganisms

>>508028104 (OP)
>Only one exit
>Seismically active area
ngmi

>>508028104 (OP)
For a rape dungeon?

>>508030534
Any life is better than no life. You'd fight for every extra second. Staying comfy and eating MREs for a couple years while watching the world crumble is kinda confy

>>508028104 (OP)
Not really. By the time you'd need such a things, your hired help is going to kill you for it.

>>508030534
There aren't enough nukes on earth to cause nuclear winter

>>508030534
He stole the idea for a website and poorly implemented a small part of it in a dynamically typed brainlet programming language so surely he's equipped to deal with all the complications.

No, Israeli bunker busters can defeat that unless you reinforce with more concrete layers above building. Also needs multiple egress routes, what moron would have just one stairwell it's a death trap.

>>508030420
Why do you have that saved? Why would anyone save that?

>>508030602
if only you pile rocks infront of the door noone from inside could swing open the door to get outside without cutting the door with blowtorch which i doubt he has in there

>>508030494
just have those fancy lights so you can grow your food in the bunker

>>508028104 (OP)
what the fuck does he think he brings to the table once there is no economy

>>508030684
israel will be nuked and one world government and digital currency will be the new world order

>>508029254
>>508029592
I agree with you but I think Zucks one is in a known place in Hawaii, but even if you go unarmed he probably just drone strikes you or shoots you with some ak.

>>508029497
I guess NK style vigilance but they would probably still get killed

Bunked Buster bombs can reach 20 feet.

>>508030658
thats why you need to be careful with who you trust. if the north korean guy can keep thriving then its possible for a bunker dude too

america will be blamed for israel being nuked and demanded they surrender to the one world government

>>508030758
Sounds good

>>508030883
20 ft through concrete

>>508030656
>while watching the world
there wont be TV/internet and it would be boring af
like lighthouse station in 18th century
>>508030658
>There aren't enough nukes on earth to cause nuclear winter
USA alone has nuclear stockpile to cause it let alone Russian stockpile which is even bigger
>>508030716
kek

>>508028104 (OP)
Islanders have said the first thing theyre going to do if shtf is murder him.
That goes for all Jew elites , their security will just kill them and take over.

>>508028104 (OP)
not unless you put a military fort on top to protect you

>>508028104 (OP) NO
about private bunkers/shelters 6:13:54
>>youtu.be/d3Y4P8peVxY?si=6oLJTbXcTBBNMpEg&t=22435

>>508029254
It's just goyim cattle shitposting it's how they cope. They can't even afford the air vent never mind a whole bunker. Besides Faceberg is just another puppet, the real power players have advanced technologies and state of the art fortresses below the ground, guarded by the judeo-masonic militaries first and other private mercenaries.

>>508030494
yes just like how there's a wasteland in the middle of ukraine where the reactor burned down
oh wait, it's a lush woodland full of animals

>>508029254
>bulgaria iq appears

If it's a waste land, people will have plenty of time to fuck around with and rape these jews.

You will need food for a minimum of 7 years. New study came out. Temps will drop by 50 degrees. 70% reduction in sunlight. Mass starvation.

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1748-9326/adcfb5

>>508029254

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>>508030937
just use a satellite connection to shitpost with the bunker bros

>>508029254
What do you think , he built it himself ?
Locals built it like all the bunkers around the world. Hawaiians hate him and have said the first place they will go is to kill him and loot his bunker.
Imbecile

>>508028211
this nigga played fallout 4

>>508030937
HAM radio will work around the world, you'd be able to gather info relatively easy. Starlink as well, internet will function to an extent. You could be solo shitposting and samefagging 24/7.

>>508031280
satelites work because of data centers and electricity on mainland
theres now world wide web only radio frequency and they are 5000 km away across Pacific ocean from nearest receiver
Noone is coming

>>508031276
so basically there needs to be a farm in your bunker or ngmi

>>508031460
Ham won’t work long distance reliably without repeaters and those will be down soon after a collapse

>>508031313
You mean the dead Hawaiians? We Walking Dead now? Fucking retard. Why are you even alive?

>>508031471
i thought at least some of them are there independently. normal internet of course would be down but if you could connect to the satellite you could communicate with others that are connected to it

So how would you effectively hide an airvent? like maybe have some fake shrubs or something and hide it inside of that?

>>508030420
No one wants to see your jerk off material, Jew

>>508028839
Well, I won't be surprised if these shelter manufacturing companies are all jewish, lmao.

>>508031607
The operators are the repeaters anon, come on now, you should know how this works. Once a loose network is established info can travel the globe even with a degree of a broken telephone changes after each operator.

Being a prepper means youre a fucking zogged out retarded consoomer boomer dumb fuck. You can have an underground city you STILL not gonna make it, retarded faggots don't seem to comprehend a fucking social contract. It's just depressing.

I fucked a woman’s bunker before
Yes it smelled like poop after
No I would never do a bunker buster again
At least without a 2 week cleansing prep

>>508031477
Whats really fucked up is only Russian media is reporting on this university of pennsylvania study.

If you say nuclear war bad you are a Putin puppet.

Also
>https://fortune.com/2024/12/17/nuclear-bunker-sales-booming-experts-warn-they-wont-provide-protection/

>>508028635
Kek

>>508029254
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DcUkKltAidM

>>508029074
you're right. the $20T spent during bush administration to build DUMBs use this

>>508031683
maybe you could but satelites have life time and after few decades noone would send new ones up there
every piece of modern infrastructure would be gone or decayed in Zucks lifetime

>>508031711
Yes. Or cover it with rock that has hidden air ways. My favourite is putting it on a cliff face behind a short labyrinthine wall next to the ocean, no one could physically notice it.

Imagine being stuck there with a hideous gook wife and your hapa demon spawn and she starts frying eel brains

>>508031974
Stop I can only get so hard

>>508028199
I could just imagine him kvetching to his security team. "Locals keep shitting in my air ducts! I don't care you find them and you shut them down! What am I paying you goys for!"

>>508031881
Lasting a lifetime is plenty. No one really plans for the next generation with these things, if there are survivors to repopulate at all.

>>508031276
>experts say
Okay retard. Funny how nobody in japan needed a subterranean potato farm to repopulate after hiroshima.

>>508031974
he's a jewish billionaire, he probably has tons of sex slaves or some other weird shit

>>508028104 (OP)
its pretty funny how these billionaires just build shit like this to get normies shitting their pants about the apocalyps, just because they have too much money and like to see normies panic

>>508031859
plus theres making oxygen with algae also, oxygen isnt the hard part, its just making enough food over and over reliably

>>508031460
you won't have to same fag it will be exactly the same its already all bots it might even get better if the AI improves you might even think you are talking to real people sometimes.

>>508028104 (OP)
>Is this a solid plan?
No, absolutely retarded.

>>508031974
thats a dream come true for like a billion plus chinks.

>>508028547
It only takes one person to figure out how to start a bulldozer atvthe nearby construction site.
>>508029254
Easily identified by thermal goggles found on 50 zogbot corpses within half a mile radius. Hell, theres probably a drone with a a thermal camera sitting around that you can pulot from the bulldozer.

>>508028928
If you are as rich as them you cafford by some tunnel digging drill machines in case of emergency. Elon literally has the boring company. If you are some smart billionaire don’t you think they would have thought this through a few times or people around them?

>>508032148
Always a faggot in every thread. You are too much of a retard to understand the study.
>smartest people on earth
Vs.
>nafo tranny faggot who wants the world to end because he will never be a woman

>>508028211
I'd be pretty pissed if I'd paid that much for an apocalypse bunker just for the fuckers who signed the NDA immediately disclosed everything they know.
I'd be suing the shit out of every fucking contractor and getting my money back.

>>508032208
Aren't you forgetting somebody?

>>508032195
I mean, if you have 20 billion to fuck around with AFTER you have had years of fucking 10/10s on your yacht wouldn't you start building bunkers and shit for fun?

>>508032286
>Easily identified by thermal goggles found on 50 zogbot corpses within half a mile radius. Hell, theres probably a drone with a a thermal camera sitting around that you can pulot from the bulldozer.
yep and then it's just a matter of what material you want to put in the vent to smoke em out. I suggest some nice https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming

>>508029722
Precisely why these scumbags need to be worried. If nukes actually fall and I'm still alive, I'm taking as many of these fucks out before I die.

>>508031224
HJAHHAHAHAHA YOURE COMPARING TOTAL GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR ANNINIHALTION TO THE ONE PARTIAL CORE MELTDOWN AT CHERNOBYL THATS RIDICULOUS

>>508028104 (OP)
>Is this a solid plan?
nope, it WILL be found. Mark will be punished.

>>508032198
kek that's probably true

>nuclear apocalypse
>manage to reach /pol/
>thank you starlink
>excited to post about the end of the world
>open catalogue
>BBC threads
>demoralization threads
>is coffee good for you 1pbtid threads
>???
>shrug and start shitposting against the bots

Gas would be the way to go. It never degrades. Unless you bury a massive tank for LPG you wont make the 7 to 12 year period untill you can walk outside again.

>>508032196
ye

>>508030894
North Korean still lives in a system in which money and power are dynamics. Let say it goes to shit, what is Mr Billionaire going to pay his help with? Moreover, what will he have to offer them that they cannot simply seize by force?
If you're paying people to protect you, they're only going to protect you as long as the check clears and there are repercussions of failure to protect you. One of those being gone is dangerous, both being gone is fatal.

>>508032453
is that millenial in his affordable home ?

>>508032456
yeah, fucking with normies is a sport for the ultra rich. i bet he had a lot of laughs reading about all the conspiracy theories around his little hobby project.

>>508032196
>>508032713
I have some experience with alternative farming and hydroponics, it is incredibly hard to maintain the equilibrium long term. Tanks get growth that needs constant cleaning, clogging and microorganisms are real trouble, you need a team to clean 24/7.

Just stock up canned food, MREs and Mountain House meals. MREs are good for 10 years easy and MH have 30 years guarantee. You would be dead after 30 years anyway, so it works perfectly.

>>508028787
A decade after the fact is more than enough time to change your appearance,especially after living like a rat while living in a fancy hole. As long as they weren't dumb enough to keep the same exact name and appearance nobody should recognize them.

>>508030162
>Not even zuckerjew can get rid of saddam

>>508032996
youre not thinking like a billionaire though anon, you could easily make all that shit self cleaning, and mres taste like trash you really think a spoiled billionaire will settle for that?

>>508033275
Fair points. I like MREs, but I'm weird. Normies WILL like French and Spanish MREs guaranteed, they are fucking gourmet.

If it's one guy in the bunker without staff growing food will not be possible imho. You need to stock up on stuff.

>>508028104 (OP)
>only one way in and out
Nope. Not solid at all. Two's a minimum. At least three is ideal.

>>508032422
>any scenario where a bunker is necessary
>money and functioning court systems that can enforce their rulings still exist
I don’t think you quite understand, anon

>mfw 30 years of MREs and a big ass bunker with a reactor, underground water and filtration

>>508028104 (OP)
Why do jews start tunneling underground at the first sign of trouble?

>>508028199
/Thread

>>508029254
>Implying you can really hide on an island without being found eventually

>>508034469
>found out by the dead

>>508029752
The English aristocracy is not stupid enough to bet on living in bunkers with only "loyal" servants when the world hunts them down

>>508034596
What kind of a scenario where an island like Hawaii will be dead but the bunker survives?

>>508029254
Ill make sure to eat strictly non-kosher foods find the airvent and take a shit in it

>>508032473
Chlorine gas sinks to lowest levels iirc

>>508034730
Everything that causes mass death and can be deemed apocalyptic. WW3, Supervolcano (anything that drops temperatures), CME, asteroid, pandemic, etc. We are not talking about mild shit where people will be left alive to roam. When 90% of the island population is dead he will be perfectly safe.

>>508029256
>be poorfag guard
>kill boss
>haha shelter mine
>dead boss doesn't enter daily code you were unaware of
>bunker doors seal and it slowly begins to fill with water
>not enough to kill you today or this week
>but enough to kill you in 90 days maybe
>it starts to hurt to breathe the air
>a week in and your eyes bleed now
>a month later the blisters start
>walking in chest high water sucks especially with your turds floating in it.
>temperature starts unpredictably alternating between 130 degrees and 40 degrees
>every screen in the place is a looped video of Zuckerberg laughing.

>>508032996
They haven't used direct nutrient tanks in the industry (at least in the West and China) for years at this point. Keep the fertilizer solid until you add it via concentrate injectors. There's plenty of other stuff that can break down, but algae alone is not a serious issue.
As for microbes in your water, there's 2 competing philosophies:
1. use stringent treatments and filtration to keep the water clean . Also don't keep too much water stored at any given time, pull upon your reserves as you need it. (sterile approach)
2. Inundate the water with massive amounts of harmless or even beneficial microbes for your crop so that they outcompete any harmful growths while also enhancing or at least preserving the water quality.

There's a lot of other issues, like the fertilizer chemicals either being bioweapons or requiring massive amounts of energy and infrastructure to create in meaingful quantities, but it's all stuff that's been proven to various degrees by both hobbyists and professionals.

>>508030162
Fucking kek I went to add the Nutty Putty guy into this but the first image I found had Saddam in it

>>508035126
>zuck'd

>>508035245
yeah my experience is 10 years old at this point, sounds about right

>>508028211
Or just pump gas in the exhaust.

>>508030894
Comparing a bunker and possibly 200 people, max, with a country with decades of engrained propaganda and bureaucratic failsaves is a bit dumb
Unless he starts putting bomb collars around his security personnel's necks, eventually someone will go warlord mode. Especially under the stress of the world ending.

>>508036418
im pretty sure the idea is to hold off nuclear war until we have humanoid ai robot servants who cant rebel, something similar to the movie Elysium, youre right human servants are just to risky

>>508028104 (OP)
Their actual bunkers are in Greenland.

>>508028104 (OP)
>Is this a solid plan?

No. A sustainable homestead in the country is more secure long term than a high maintenance bunker.

>>508028104 (OP)
underground bunker thread

these people's worst nightmare is the very idea of not being parasitic and having to survive without servants, they are under a certain angle more helpless than you are insofar as they are used to such a life that even if the bunker is unbreachable and has amenities at some point they would find themselves in a world where they won't have conditioned people to order around with fake money

>>508030162
Someone had to do it.
Good job ranjeet. + 0.1 GPA for you.

>>508028104 (OP)
depends how well you can conceal ventillations

>>508028104 (OP)
Bunkers in Hawaii never made sense since Hawaiian soil is porous

>>508029254
You can throw poop with a slingshot

>>508029389
>>508029616
I always wondered why nobody tried building mountain cities like dwarves

>>508037854
why is the gun so close to the hatch? and why does everyone need to hear you shit?

>>508033071
So their plan is to live like a fucking peasant in the post-apocalypse after years in a hole? I think you give them too much credit. They think they’ll emerge as the new kings and people will bow to their mighty funny money dollars.

>>508031276
>>508031477
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https://www.imuraya.co.jp/eiyo-kan/

https://www.imuraya-webshop.jp/shop/c/c1010/

https://x.com/IMURAYA_DM

>>508037682
The thing these morons seem to not get is that if you’re in a bunker, your “servants” don’t need a reason to obey your “commands,” they need a reason to not torture every secret code out of you, then throw your mangled corpse into the refuse incinerator, then just take everything for themselves. It’s a completely different game and the vast majority of what we think of as “wealth” (stocks and real estate) are just claims written on a piece of paper that require the system that just collapsed to have any value whatsoever so you’ll need something else to convince them to keep you alive. Note: this might be difficult if you’re an insufferable jackass
>>508038202
Bunkers in Hawaii also don’t make sense because there’s way more people on the islands than the natural food production can support, and I can guarantee that any world where the bunkers are used is one where boats from the mainland aren’t moving. What do you suppose will happen when a few million starving people learn there’s a bunker with a shitload of food in it?

>>508038639
it has a curtain. Better than doing it in nuclear fallout area

>>508029254
>Usually in a cliff face or some shit where you can't reach it.
>me finding zuckerbergs air vent to poop in it

>>508029254
>I'm a fucking retard but I'll call you all fucking retards
Fucking retard
Just fucking kill yourself in order that I not read any of your fucking idiocy in the future you fucking moron cock sucker

why wouldnt a billionaire have a bunker i would think any random joe would have one with taht much money

it makes no sense for him to not have one actually at his primary residence

>>508037854
>toilet in the middle of living room

>>508028104 (OP)

>>508033960
currently money is a thing and the court systems are still functioning, I don't understand your argument?

>>508029275
he built a shelter between a nuke target and a volcano?

>>508028104 (OP)
The enterance needs to be disguised. The easiest way would be to integrate it into an above ground structure. On a side note, I hate being underground. It's such a weird feeling, like I can feel the weight of everything above me.

>>508029363
Of course not. When you have that kind of money, might as well hedge your bets, just in case.

>>508029254
>t. had his vent pooped in

>>508032840
no, that's a rental

>>508028104 (OP)
It's as good as any

>>508028104 (OP)
post this on /g/ with the text "let me guess, you need more" and enjoy another successful thread

>>508028104 (OP)
No, because the rich elites will hide in their bunkers. Meanwhile the roaming gangs who acclimate to surviving the apocalypse will see these bunker people as soft and coddled and wait them out.

>>508040975
>I don’t understand, I had breakfast this morning
get back to me as soon as you see those bunkers getting used for their intended purpose

>>508028104 (OP)
Needs a second and third way out.

One hacker can triangulate the location of this place and invalidate it instantly

>>508040651
sorry, we'll fix it for your shelter!

>>508037854
Atleast they thought of putting a curtain around that toilet. It won't protect people from the toxic fumes but it'll protect you from dying from humiliation. I just hope it's one of those silent poops, otherwise it's embarrassing.
Silent shidding when you know people are around and able to hear it is rough.

I never quite understood what you're supposed to do if air intake, ventilation, or any power infustrucure that's on the surface gets fucked up. And what about waste disposable? Septic tanks have limits after all. If it's a short term thing just to be below the surface to survive bombs dropping or he boogaloo breaking out that seems like the scenerio where you're most likely to be trapped inside from damage to the surface stucture and your bunker becomes your tomb, if it's long term becuase the surface is uninhabitable how are you supposed to mantain functionality long term? And if the surface is that fucked what are you supposed to do about water long term?

>>508028104 (OP)
My hole: plugged...
My body: feminized...
My throat: stuffed...


And all you can think about is a bunker?!

>>508037854
>>508043270
FTFY

>>508044858
my apologies friend, didn't know I was in the presence with an experienced builder

>>508029254
Hard to hide all that dirt he excavated out and the reinforced bunker door. Finding either of those then find the air supply.

>>508028199
Checked and correct.

>>508029254
>Hey retards, the air vent is HIDDEN
Bruh do you think this nigga built it himself? Unless you diy your bunker or use a fly in crew that's blindfolded and don't know where they are then your bunker aint shit

>>508035004
I wouldn't want to be underground if a tsunami came through, but maybe he has a bunch of air tanks and a watertight compound.

>>508028211
You do know these things aren't marked with gigantic flashing signs and arrows saying "billionaire bomb shelter"

>>508028104 (OP)
Ironic that the world's richest people are planning to live in a hole just the homeless tunnel people of NYC but with less survival skills

>>508046959
>Ironic that the world's richest people are planning to live in a hole
Of all the rich assholes musk have the best exit plan. Dude is literally leaving the planet.

Bezos second place, dude is cruising the seas with his mega yacht

>>508028104 (OP)
Bunkers so out of fashion it's all about absorbing the gammas and becoming the hunk
>>508029254
Oy vey goy they teach us less and less we just learn nuffing
Inb4 >addicted to the screen

>>508028104 (OP)
Looks comfy

>>508030249
>setup underground shelters beneath it, fortifiy it
That's what a bunker is anon.

>you'll have nothing left to do but eat through your medicine and food supply. better hope your air intake doesnt get rekt.
The billionaire ones have pools, computers, games, indoor farms, and a bunch of other shit.
It's a mansion just underground.
They're not like pleb cement rooms with basic rations.

>>508028104 (OP)
He can afford a lot better, like a former ICBM silo converted into luxury condos

>>508030040
As soon as society collapses, Hawaii is going full Lord of the Flies and the natives are going to beat the shit out of every haole. Zuck better hope his bunker is well hidden because they will probably do horrible things to him.

>>508046763
>You do know these things aren't marked with gigantic flashing signs and arrows saying "billionaire bomb shelter"
coulda fooled me

>>508028104 (OP)
The coming micronova is going destroy the islands and his bunker. But I think the bunker they talk about in the news is a decoy. Either that or the rest of the illuminati hate him, gave him bad advice, and don't want him to survive.

>>508042694
Yeah, they'd be like in fallout where they always make you a vault dweller as an excuse to start you off as a level one newfag with no wasteland survival skills. Honestly in irl though I think the strategy people with bunkers are going for is that if you can make it a year or two with supplies stashed in your bunker, about 90 percent of the population will be dead in just about any SHTF scenario from starvation. That way when you emerge from your bunker, there's actually very little competition for resources because there are so few people and they'd likely be very far spread from each other. Surviving the apocalypse might be more like more peaceful periods of the Paleolithic era than it would be like the walking dead or fallout, there's so few people on the planet that it's actually paradise in a return to monke kind of way, provided you have basic skills to live off the land.

>>508030494
>WHAT DO THESE FAGOTS THINK THEY WILL EMERGE TO IN 2 YEARS AFTER THEIR BUNKER AIR SUPPLIES RUN OUT AFTER TOTAL NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION, A PRISTINE WILDERNESS TO BEGIN CIVILIZATION ANEW? HAHAHAHAHAH NO IT WILL BE A TOXIC DEAD PLANET
No it won't.
All nukes is approximately 1.4 gigatons of tnt.
Tambora eruption of 1815 with 33 gigatons reduced world temperature and caused mass famine, but the world kept going fine.

After 2 years nuclear fallout will be easily manageable.
Nukes are exaggerated in danger.
They will come back to very rigid and poor, but otherwise functioning societies.

Several French soldiers who barricaded themselves in the fortress have suffocated to death due to ventilation problems. Ventilation is core to the design of such buildings.
Hiding ventilation shafts is a very difficult problem, and they probably aren't planning on staying for very long, hoping that society will remain functional and reliable enough that their filters won't be shited before the effects of nuclear war subside.
This is almost like a rich person's larping hobby or entertainment.

>>508030534

Because you can rewatch DVDs and VHS tapes and have plenty of entertainment. And if you have been prepping for years like people should of been doing, buying canned food, rice, a means for self defense in a post apocalyptic world, extra blankets, radio, medical supplies, etc then you will survive

>>508039207
>they need a reason to not torture every secret code out of you, then throw your mangled corpse into the refuse incinerator, then just take everything for themselves
Information.
Sure, they can torture you for a code to a specific door.
But they don't know if there's something else there.
They don't know what you know, they don't know what you have.
And if they go down the road of "just tortue and murder" they can be next.
If they start talking around to put a knife in the bosses back they could just as easily get snitched on for a bonus.

People respect the heirarchy because it's easier than anarchy.

The benefits of rebellion have to outweigh the risks.
The boss has to be a real cunt for that to be the case here.

>>508048126
>there's actually very little competition for resources because there are so few people and they'd likely be very far spread from each other

Play the game Day Z or Pub G is the same premise or fallout IRL.

Scattered groups or splintered factions of marauders and some decent people sprinkled in who wont outright might=right and steal shit from you.

>>508028104 (OP)
>>508028199
Build your bunker in the same region and hike to it with your army of American patriots that survived the nuclear war and gas his air intakes and force him out. Then steal all his stop and bury him in soil.

>>508048126

People will still be around I don't think in a hypothetical nuclear war with Iran, Russia, and China that all humanity would cease to exist it would just be hunter gatherer tribes but modern times and people picking up the pieces again to try to restart society. Things would go back to a local level, governance, etc. It would take decades to get back to the 18th century again in terms of technology.

>>508028104 (OP)
This faggot asshole kike built datacenters that blighted its nearby surroundings and to the people living nearby. He deserves to be flayed and skinned alive.

>>508048126

People would be living like the early middle ages for a while, then eventually progress to real printing presses again, selling real newspapers, and eventually a neuvo wild west.

>>508043925
>I never quite understood what you're supposed to do if air intake, ventilation, or any power infustrucure that's on the surface gets fucked up
You recycle the air you have like in a submarine or spaceship
Probably natural gas or something.
You can use external air for that.
>And what about waste disposable? Septic tanks have limits after all.
Fertilizer for your indoor farms

>>508038639
>why is the gun so close to the hatch?
It's a cucks bunker, So when the bull prys open the hatch, he can arm himself quickly With the firearm presented as an offering. Thus taking command of the family

>>508028104 (OP)
Having the building on top is a little smarter than the usual hatch, a bit more defensible.

Do all the billionaires work remote or something? I just don't know how they plan to get to these in time when their businesses are always in cities.

>>508028857
Is that code?

>>508049758
>Do all the billionaires work remote or something?
Pretty much.
>I just don't know how they plan to get to these in time when their businesses are always in cities.
They just like having them in reserve and drop by when it seems like SHTF is about to happen.

>>508028104 (OP)
Native Hawaiians will drag him out and kill him. The islands will be better off under Chinese rule.

>>508028104 (OP)
Ever since I saw his partner, I consider this guy to be legitimately retarded.

>>508032422
They’re dead. They died before they could tell the bunkers secrets.

Never leave a loose end

>>508028104 (OP)
These are decoys filled with weapons, tech, ammo and materials. The real bunkers are owned and maintained by the government in large interconnected bunker systems across the US. The ingest for everyone will be the DIA airport. This is the massive transit point to the other bunkers within the system but more importantly it will be the highest point to avoid massive flooding across the nation once a pole shift, micronova or some other great calamity befalls humanity. Roughly 15-30k years we deal with it and i have a feeling its going to be a caldera explosion or 2 that goes off this time.

Either way these are either backup bunkers or drop off bunkers so once they reemerge they can retake the newly found wasteland.

Pic related

>>508028104 (OP)
Why don't jews just...not destroy society?

Half of those bunkers will immediately be up for grabs once powerful nations start to get desperate. Intelligence agencies around the world for sure have their own little list of "available" bunkers for the taking. Plus I bet Tony, Jack and Mark each with three tours in Iraq will be able to find their way win, if they want.

>>508028104 (OP)
He doesn’t look Italian at all to me

>>508051816
This

How about release the child trafficking list and stop pardoning people that did crimes against humanity and violated Nuremberg codes in North America!?

>>508047770
>Ahhh yes, my wonderful cheap condo. I shall relax and enjoy the safety of being 200 meters underground in the apocalypse
>Vodkaniggers with outdated soviet era silo map drop a nuke on you

>>508032410
wow youre really smart dude. their plans always work.

>>508029497
>Give us the code or we kill your family
>OKAY OKAY the code is BBCISOURSTRENGTH
>Thanks lol
>*kills him and his family*

>>508028104 (OP)
He will be underwater in 30 years.

>>508051816
woah cool it with the antisemitism there goy, its their right to destroy the world you fucking racist cattle

>>508051071
This guy gets it. Cataclysms are a recurring thing and they escape to safe havens then enslave the survivors after its over. We have probably done this many times.

>>508053619
These plans have not been that successful either since we still find egyptian ruins across the world. The ones in NA have been buried under the sea or cemented before building houses under it. Even if they manage to get most of us killed unwittingly it will still not stop the fact that most of these people are going to die in there bunkers.

>>508028104 (OP)
Why are the blades of grass so big?

>>508028104 (OP)
That grass seems enormous

>>508029254
they are not hidden at all, they are covered in gravel like a french drain.

>>508028104 (OP)
>Is this a solid plan?
ofcourse

>>508028104 (OP)
How nice of zuck to create a designated shitting vent for the surrounding community.

>>508028336
Some are comfy af

>>508056089
On day 3 that looks mad claustrophobic

>>508028104 (OP)
Not really. If a group of scavengers find the entrance they'll camp there until you.come out, ambush you and take over.

This is exactly what will happen to elites and their underground bunkers

>>508056089
>>508056431
That's the thing that gets me. You'd have to be a well-practiced NEET to put up with living in a confined space like that for years.

>>508028104 (OP)
Just send a B2 to drop a bunker buster or a tactical nuke on it, Facebook doesn't have any air defense

>>508028199
Tactical poop

>>508057420
meh, as long as i have a computer and my hard drives
I downloaded enough movies, anime, games, books, comics, series to last several life, literally.
Just give me cheap liquor and cigaret and voila

>>508029254
possibly very trivial to detect with infrared or some other creative technique, but I'm no specialist. I'm sure /pol/ could find it.

>>508028104 (OP)
i hope when it all goes down there's a moment where everyone stops and says "hey, before we all start killing and eating each other alive let's go collapse and tig weld shut all the billionaire's bunker entrances." one last hurrah for mankind. might even be enough to bring people together for good.

>>508028104 (OP)
In the post-apocalypse Zuck isn't a powerful billionaire any more. Everything that represented his-purely abstract and notional- net worth has been turned to ash. He's just a weak man. They lock themselves in these luxury tombs to slowly go insane.

>>508028104 (OP)
>>508028199
>>508028211
Jews eat themselves alive at the end.
Get away from cannibalistic niggerkikes.
Jews are niggers but even worse.

>>508028104 (OP)
I think people need to stop and wonder why he wants to build something like this and one of the most beautiful areas of the world. It's like what, the surface of one of the Hawaiian islands is it nice enough for you?

>>508028293
thats exactly what I do except I do it above ground.

>>508028104 (OP)
I would do this too btw. So many fucking nons outside and above ground. This is peak white flight. I hate zuckerberg as much as the next guy but you gotta admit hes got a point (and a plan)