Ted Cruz will replay that interview in his head the rest of his life.

>>508034699 (OP)
aintnoway

>>508034699 (OP)
yooooo israel is just like the rebel alliance!!! darth vader is iran, spider-man is my dad, batman is my wifes boyfriend!! epic!!!! xD

Ted's social media game has been on point for a long time. He's hard to dislike...least in his ability to time his shots.

>>508034699 (OP)
>what does AIPAC lobby for, Ted

>>508034882
shut the fuck up you kike cum guzzler

did the deathstar have 97% non-combatants, 35% children and minors, 53% females, and 15% elderly?

>>508035101
I don't have to like Israel to appreciate a well timed joke moron.

>>508034699 (OP)

>>508034699 (OP)
Plus all the clone star troopers were gay.
Its like gay genocide

>>508035180
his "joke" falls flat and that question completely exposed cruz as a brainless ZOGbot, i havent seen a politician humiliated that badly since trumps debates.

>>508034882
Yeah..no thanks Zodiac killer

>>508034699 (OP)
>90 million people reduced to a caricature via pop culture reference

>>508034699 (OP)
Weirdly, I've always associated Ted Cruz with Luke Skywalker and the Jewish vassal empire of the United States with the rebels from Star wars. What kind of CIA sorcery is this?

>>508034970
Look at this guy "just asking questions"

>>508034699 (OP)
He's buckbroken.

Not even to toot tucker's horn, but that was incredibly embarrassing to not know something that basic about a country you intended to do damage to. Such a simple question from a straightforward interviewer.

>>508035465
Kek. Most posters won't get this level of convolution.

>>508034699 (OP)
Ted sees himself as Luke Skywalker kek

holy cringe

>>508035604
Especially when he's like "I do know about iran" then fails to answer another question and goes "oh cmon"

>>508035811
>For 150 hellfire missiles, Ted, what is language most spoken in Iran?

>>508035302
allegedly in the lore stormtroopers were regular recruits and the clones were all spent by this era.

>>508035649
Star wars references are so perfect for exposing vpn shills because chinese people literally cannot understand it. Cheers outing yourself, Chin

>>508035378
This one's bretty gud

>>508035335
this one's dumb, as Frodo had no plans to genocide the population of Mordor, and if anything bringing the war to a conclusion earlier probably saved Mordorian lives longer than a dragged out war

>>508034699 (OP)
The death star was literally a mechanical space station which was possible to blow up the entirety of with a coordinated strike at one specific point. The same is not possible when dealing with a country of 90 million people living in the mountains, unless MAYBE if Cruz has reason to believe that Trump is going to drop the mother of all nukes which would fill the entire country with a crater.

What a stupid comparison.

>>508034699 (OP)
how can a fucking us senator with a harvard and yale jd be this uneducated on basic matters?

>>508036134
>chinese people
> leaf

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