It’s not just wrong to poop on company time, it’s also theft. More and more people are spending almost half their 8 hour shift on the shitter. Mainly due to the high fat content in most American diets. The more time that is lost due to employees pooping during work hours, the more likely your boss will file criminal charges against you. And yes, theft of the workplace, including time clock fraud, is federally illegal. Don’t do it.

>>508041650 (OP)
Im not even joking. If i ever get confronted over this type of thing im literally going to start stealing until i get fired.

>>508041650 (OP)
https://odysee.com/@Das_Syndikat:3/Aryan-man-defends-Europe-from-shitskin-invasion-5000-BC:5

>>508041650 (OP)
>why does nobody want to work anymore?!

>>508041650 (OP)
Fucking boomers.

>>508041650 (OP)
It's illegal for them to attempt to police bathroom time where I work. They're not allowed to count time or number of trips and if they were dumb enough to out in writing that they are, they'd be sued into oblivion.

>>508041650 (OP)
dollar, dime, etc.
This is posted at a lot of employers but it isn't enforced for shitting on company time unless you're constantly taking fucking 45 minute shitbreaks. Once or twice due to it being taco tuesday is understandable. Being a nigger and taking daily shitbreaks to doomscroll on Xitter is not. No employer enforces really any of the listed things, they post this to scare lazy people like (You)

>>508041650 (OP)
>ask boss to shit
>boss no, wait until lunch
>it's an emergency
>boss nmp
>release bowels, shit like jeet in the street on everything
>file lawsuit against company
>get paid $$$$$$$$$

You're welcome anons. Please make sure your shitting spreading maximizes costs to store and cleaning costs while you're at it.

I not only poop on company time but I've fapped while on the toilet of every company I've ever worked.
Always helps to take the edge off

>>508041876
Don't be a quiet quitter
Be a on-the-clock shitter

"Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime;
That's why I always take a SHIT
On company time."

>>508041650 (OP)
Depressing. I hope we never reach that level of capitalism

>>508042426
>get paid $$$$$$$$$
>give $$$$$$$$ to jewish lawyer
>take home $

>>508042388
What if I take turd timestamps? Scrutinize the cat all you want shit supervisor. I legitimately need to shit once or twice a day, usually in the morning which just so happens to be on the clock. sorry shylock

>>508042489
dangerously based

>>508042558
I remember when a wagie who did flooring got fired for posting that on social media

>>508041650 (OP)
>You were taught to poop on time in school, goy!
>Oy vey, just weah a diapah if ya have to

>>508042239
So if you get raped in the toilet, it's policy to say nothing happened.

>>508042489
I do it in the womens bathroom, there's no women at my work though.

why do zoomers have to shit so much

>>508041650 (OP)
This sign is illegal. They cannot tell you you can't use the bathroom.

>>508041876
i already steal now and I have a well paid job.

>>508041650 (OP)
why are wagies so untrustworthy and disrespectful? they should be grateful to have this opportunity

Too many boomers think they can run their places of work like a psychopathic school teacher's classroom, dictating every little action and telling people what they can and cannot do
These are also the same people who shitpost on Facebook about how much they love freedom and liberty

>>508041650 (OP)
Trans rights are human rights

I shit, jerk off, play vidya, shitpost etc etc all on company time and I do NOT give a flying fuck

>>508041876
Why not start shitting, shit all over your pants, your hands, the floor. Then inform them that you have colitis or Crohn’s which are disabilities. If they threaten termination, threaten to sue them under the Americans with Disabilities act.

Then make demands for them to accommodations for you.

>>508041650 (OP)
I worked for a company once that wrote a memo dictating the amount of toilet paper employees should use to wipe their ass is only 5 sheets. Dumbass managers thought everyone was pooping 5 times a day and using up multiple rolls when it's usually the night time cleaning staff that take home the half used rolls then load up the dispensers with fresh ones

>>508042388
3 ten to fifteen minute breaks a day. They don’t pay me enough, it’s not like I get any coffee breaks, I work full time and it’s not like the machines aren’t running when my bowels are.

I also have a family history of Crohn’s.

>>508042868
I mean yeah I have to wake up before 5:00 AM and I eat breakfast on my drive. I can’t help it.

>>508041650 (OP)
Just shit on the floor at your work station.

>>508044232
I don’t hover,‘instead I get about 7
Pieces of paper towel to cover the toilet seat so I don’t get ass cheek herpes. I flush it, if they need a plumber…not my problem.

>>508041650 (OP)
I like to load up on taco bell at lunch and then clock back in, like clockwork less than an hour later that steamy shitty poo mess makes a beeline for my butthole, and it's coming out like it or not.
So I'll spend an hour on the shitter and use 3/4 of a roll of toilet paper getting my booty hole sparkling clean. If they got something to say I'll tell them exactly what I'm going. I even wash my hands extra special just for them. Clock out an hour later.

>>508041650 (OP)
shitting on company time is based

i bet a kike owns that business

>>508042868
>YOU VIL TURN IN ZE DAILY SCHEISSE LOG

>>508041650 (OP)
This is the one good thing niggers do is they don't play by these kiked up rules. Get one fat sheboon up in there and try and tell she's got to clock out to go take a shit and watch that rule go out the window. Niggers ruin everything, but that also means they thwart kike schemes like this

As a CA state employee, I have department mandated ten minute breaks every hour and I’m encouraged to take a break whenever I want if I need one

>>508041650 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ijU5LVnSWM&list=RD_ijU5LVnSWM&start_radio=1

>>508045133
YWNBAW

My boss makes a dollar while I make a dime that's why I shit on company time

>>508045401
That's how it should be. If anyone treated me like this shit I would quiet quit immediately. Forget productivity, I'll tell my customers where they can get better deals.

>>508041650 (OP)
I just take a shit a rush through the wipe so that it's everyone's problem.

>>508041650 (OP)
Jewish boomer policy. Sue them into oblivion.

>>508041650 (OP)
If you work an office job then you've already got a lot of time on your hands. I have more time than I can fill up with work.
Plus if they wanted me to work more then they would pay me more

>>508041650 (OP)
Why do work shits always smell worse than normal ones?

>>508041650 (OP)
>BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR
>I MAKE A DIME
>THAT'S WHY I POOP ON COMPANY TIME

>>508041650 (OP)
Niggers are the worst about this. Show up at 6:59 for their 7 I clock shift. Punch in. Spend 15 minutes standing around doing nothing. Spending 30 minutes changing into work clothes. Spend another half hour bullshitting with other bigger coworkers. Taking endless breaks to just go sit somewhere and talk on the phone. Then they're hovering around the clock 45 minutes before punch out time and doing fuck all.

>>508041650 (OP)
Last time a company president mentioned this. I asked him how many hours a week he spent out back smoking cigarettes.
Never heard him mention it again.

>>508042489
Jeet mofo here teaching us all how

Listen folks.
If this is posted in your place of employment comply.
Then one day, after a night of ribs and burritos take some laxitive and let it loose, right in your pants.
Sue them for the emotional trauma this caused you and retire.
Fuck emplorers like this.

Never shit on my time
Never sweat on company time

>>508048632
The niggers at least are smart enough to know that they're DEI hires and can get away with anything. The only people written up for being 1 minute late back from a break are the whites.

I don't see the problem with working while youre at work tbqhwy. If they don't deserve effort then stop playing games.