Well, Tuck! We don't take kindly to your "Big City smarts" around these parts. Matter o' fact, I reckon ya oughta ensure that there shootin' iron of yours still got some git-up-n-go because I'm calling you out, yella-belly! FILL YER HANDS AN' HOLD 'EM HIGH!

>>508049011 (OP)
What a disgusting piece of shit

Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?

>>508049011 (OP)
Ted's a cuban canadian LARPing as a Texan.

>>508049011 (OP)
Ted's official campaign website has NOTHING about Israel or even any "Middle East" or "terrorist" issues.

he jess goo' olde boi fightin' fer TEXAS

>>508049011 (OP)
>Cruz comes out of the shadows with only his eyes hitting the light of sun
>"No Tucker, for Israel"
>*Six gun Ted theme starts playing*

>>508049506
This isn't the right Uncle Teddy.
What would real Uncle Teddy say?

Steers and Queers for Israel!!!

>>508049011 (OP)
wait a goldurn minute thar! tuck ain't got none uh'yern cotton-pickun delegates, son.

>>508049011 (OP)
Based. Not even Cucker could defeat him.

>>508049276
Deus mio

>>508049476
Really? That's very surprising to me. He just keeps all his jew support vocal only