Have you considered the political implications of getting a colostomy? Imagine never having to shit again, you might not think it takes that much time but it does. The average person spends 230 days on the toilet in their entire life, if you could cut that down to ZERO imagine what we could get done.

you can also just shit yourself. no time wasted on the toilet

>>508053028 (OP)
why do they just let it hang out like that?
Is there no way to put it back inside the body?

>>508053221
its a prolapsed anus, on your stomach

>>508053285
So do faggots fuck that?

>>508053028 (OP)
My biggest fear

I'm having a sex change soon and this is a risk and I'm being pushed to do it by my mom and my boyfriend.

>>508053028 (OP)
also i dont wanna make assumptions but this wouldn't have happened to him if he didn't have butt sex with thousands of strangers

>>508053028 (OP)
Based and colostomy bag pilled

>>508053028 (OP)
homosexuality is a death cult. KYS FAGGOT

>>508053308
indubitably, they will fuck anything (and usually do)

>y you have a shit bucket?
>yeahhh that's howw I got colonel so fast don't u get it

>>508053028 (OP)
Just go keto or carnivore. You’ll only need to shit 3-5 times a week

>>508053028 (OP)
i enjoy my throne time
ive taken shits that caused god to appear

>>508053028 (OP)
>stomach mounted pink sock
You get a prolaps coming out of your stomach that shits directly into the bag? I thought tubes were involved!

I wonder if he ever dug his nose into it and smelled his own shitbag for shits and giggles. Everyone smells their own brand at one time or another.

>>508053028 (OP)
MAGA found out about Trump's colostomy and this is how they're trying to spin it

>>508053028 (OP)
Had a friend who had to get one and his cancer came back and wrapped around it and he got sepsis and died. It all happened in the span of 6 months.. he was only 34 pretty crazy.

>>508053028 (OP)

>>508053028 (OP)
>he doesn't shitpost on the shitter
taking a shit is both leisurely and productive anon

>>508053638
It's hell

My favorite tranny porn actress had bottom surgery 8 years ago and they botched it so now she has a poop bag, no vagina sewn up, and no butt, sewn up. She constantly begs other trans porn actresses to help her financially with the poop bag supplies which are expensive as fuck. I've even ended up donating to her irl because I'm in the industry too and feel lucky, she's tried to talk me out of it but I want a pussy.
Pic is her

I fasted because I hate pooping. It was great. I got so much done. Eating and preparing food wastes a ton of time too. I was sad when it was over. Never considered the bag before though... hmm....

average swedish thread

>>508053724
>own brand
of farts. Poop always smells gross.

>>508054077
You're a fucking degen.
I wish I didn't read that.

>>508053028 (OP)
Jews even want to take away your toilet time, because it is not making them richer.

>>508053028 (OP)
Colostomy bags will greatly increase worker productivity

>>508053028 (OP)
I wouldn't be able to live like that, I enjoy taking fat shits too much.

>>508053028 (OP)
I guess some nigger stab the guy and that's why thst man shits on a bag, bleak.

>>508053724
kek

>>508054195
Man made horrors fren, we all float down here.

Here is a before pic, bitch had everything before she cut her cock off.

>>508054077
Kys

>>508054077
>supplies are expensive as fuck
You're being grifted, anon. You can literally use grocery bags. (plastic of course, not paper)

>>508053028 (OP)
I probably have undiagnosed colon cancer so ill lileky end up with one at some point. What kinds if cool stuff can i do with my new hole?

>>508053028 (OP)
How does this even happen wtf

>>508054234
you might be gay anon

>>508054077
>I want a pussy.
Appeal drops like a rock and if you're in the "industry" I don't think anyone pays for that. Lots of guys like butts, few like manufactured "vaginas".

>>508053028 (OP)
>Have you considered the political implications of getting a colostomy?
No, but I have considered what I would do if I had a (permanent) colostomy, and that is kill myself. It is arguably my second-biggest medical fear (only behind paralysis).

>>508054401
I haven't helped her in years, I was just trying to help a mentor, which come to think about it maybe that bitch groomed me into becoming a tranny.

>>508053028 (OP)
you have to change/dump the bag multiple times a day and it stinks all the time

I've seriously considered this
I think pooping is one of the most ridiculous body functions we have to deal with as humans
If there was a better way I would totally do it
But having a poop bag is not really a step forward not sure what would be better but we need our best scientists to figure out a way past pooping everyday

>>508054077
you're in the tranny porn industry?

>>508054490
I wanna retire. I need surgery then I want to move to Maine or Vermont and open a creamery and get a husband and settle down.

>>508054503
>buying colostomy bags out of pity for the botched bottom surgery tranny who tricked you into trooning out
b-bro....

>>508054442
Well for one, you don't have to wipe your butt anymore. That would be a plus for me because I have lots of butt-hairs and it takes me at least three wipe-sessions to get it all clean down there.

>>508054566
I'm not her lol, like I said I only know about the whole nightmare of poop bags because it's a risk from the surgery. Also it's not porn it's spicy content get with the times gramps

>>508053724
>Everyone smells their own brand at one time or another.
My shits smell like Shit brand shit.

>>508054476

>>508054077

>>508054599
You can't tell it's a fucking larp?

>>508054806
Ted cruz ruined any chance of me finding Jesus. It's more gay to be a kike puppet like him.

>>508054077
>>508054380
>Here is a before pic, bitch had everything before she cut her cock off.
>Sienna Grace
I remember seeing his YouTube channel before he has his cock cut off. It was sad and depressing. Dude was an obvious depressive drug addict. Once he has his dick cut off it was all about 'complications' from the procedure and his neo-vag falling off or apart. Didn't expect that to end well, and it turns out it didn't.

>>508053028 (OP)
Learn 2 power dump
It only takes me a couple minutes to shit and clean up.

>>508054935
Don't ruin it for the newfags, stupid. They deserve to get tricked, otherwise they won't learn.

>>508054982
Can you teach me this power?

>>508054077

>>508054470
Cancer, getting stabbed, getting shot, typhoid fever can cause perforations in bad cases. Usually
People gets reconnected in a few months and have to live with diarrhea, mildly.

>>508054948
he's not a Christian, he's a larper that goes to a gospel rock concert in a renovated walmart every Sunday.

>>508054574
>I need surgery
>get a husband
Honestly think your odds are better without it, and they get better monthly because of culture. But once people start thinking about something they might want to do, if they're able to do it, it's hard to stop thinking about it. You can not do it 1000 times, but you only have to decide to do it once and you can't take it back.

>>508054982
>power dump
That's me sometime between 0500/0600 before my morning shower.
I might be in there a minute tops. It takes me longer to piss and wash my hands.

>>508054077
The world would be a better place if you committed suicide.

>>508053028 (OP)
Getting a colonostomy is consigning your remaining life to one endless act of defecation.

>>508053028 (OP)
You are talking so casually about one of the most horrifying things that can happen to a person that they have to live with.

There is no worse misery.

>>508054077
Please tell me this isn’t real…

>>508054470
Reminds me of a tranny horror story who got his neo-vagina botched, was being preyed upon by his female doctor who keep siphoning money out of him with consultation money, the troon's neo-vagina keeps continuously rejecting itself being a flesh wound even with dilation, and that the doctors were no longer able to do anything with it that the troon now how to shit and pee in a colostomy bag and was on Reddit talking about how they were on the verge of suicide. Wasted 100K+$ for some pipe dream neo-hole that will always be a flesh wound according to your body and its defenses.

>>508053028 (OP)
you just know a faggot has tried sucking on that

>>508053028 (OP)
>Colostomy
Shit that seeps uncontrollably out of your abdomen 24/7.
Imagine talking to someone as your stomach is making the sound of taking a shit.
OP is a degenerate faggot.

>>508055684
It's not real, ha ha ha.

>>508053028 (OP)
I hover over the toilet seat when I shit. My cheeks haven't touched a toilet seat since I was a kid. Fuck that nasty bullshit.

>>508053360
>I'm having a sex change soon
Can you just not do that please? Thank you.

>>508055765
Ah, yes.

That's it. Now I am properly horrified.

>>508053028 (OP)
you are a death cultist jew ill give you that OP nothing else, you deserve death for sinfull thoughts

>carrying a shit bag to own da libs

>>508053308
>So do faggots fuck that?
Quite a few would love doing that.

>>508053360
It's painless and safe. You should do it in fact your conviction is enough.

>>508055682
What if you were tricked in to boning your own mom?

>>508054077
>but I want a pussy.
nigger you said those kike doctors sewed up her pussy & asshole.

>>508053028 (OP)

>>508053360
HAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHA

One of my fantasies is to be like Alex Mercer where I'm just a big super condensed mass of bio-mass, and I imagine the way I poop is by sorta just squeezing out a few hundred pounds of bio-mass every few years. That would be neat.

>>508056205
I'd have to dig my mom up, first? So, no?

>>508053360
Satan is a liar. Run.

>>508053360
Don't do it. They ALWAYS regret it. No one mutilates themselves with surgery or hormones and feels good about it. They either kill themselves or are on like 5 different psych drugs to not kill themselves.

>>508054197
>50 hours of payroll lost
Yeah ok, vs how many hours of productivity?
Let's be conservative and say it's a 8-5 retail store that uses the 10 employees in this example every day.
>9x10 = 90 hours of productivity each day
>90x5 = 450 hours of productivity each week
>Roughly 450x4 = 1800 hours of work each month
>(50/1800)x100 = 2.75% of the payroll "wasted".
If your margins hinge on 2.75% of your total productivity, then you are a shit store.

~Letter from Reality~

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by your single degenerate mother, schools, media, drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of human reproduction just so feminists can hide behind your pathetic ruin.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your mother is disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound. Don't forget to show all those feminists they can humiliate, mutilate and dilate you for their foul amusement.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single day and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the terrible weight. It was unbearably tough before. The antidepressant shelf in your kitchen is a layer of pill bottles.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your single mom will find you, disgusted and relieved that she no longer has to live with the unbearable revulsion and disappointment. She had to drive you to the hospital once every month. She'll use your death for sympathy on Facebook. At least you never found out your father wanted to meet you. She can't wait to gleefully tell him of your death for that look of pain one last time. She'll cremate you because she is cheap. This is your fate. There is no turning back.

>>508053028 (OP)
If you're ever psychiatrically committed and you have an ostomy you can insert objects into it to get free vacation trips off your unit to the hospital

Can we go back to the topic please? This thread is about the efficiency of colostomy bags, not trannies.

>>508056376
Hers works and now she has a husband
https://x.com/Brooklynxxx93/status/1714102424850604272

>>508053028 (OP)
>Have you considered the political implications of getting a colostomy?
Though they have become increasingly popular over the last couple of years, I would advise just spending a little time on the crapper. You have to consider the additional time this creates from not taking a dirt nap decades too early.
Of course, if sodomy is the cause, you'll die young anyway, so go for it, big boy!

>>508053469
There was a really cute girl in middle school who caught a reference I made to battlefield friends.
I can’t recall her name but I remember I knew her name back then. Wish I could tell myself to gf her then wife her. She was cute and the lonely kind of girl.

>>508056552
Literally taking loads like a real woman, I'm so jealous https://x.com/Brooklynxxx93/status/1822503403094000111

This is an unfortunate situation with a person who's suffered. This is not a fetish.

>>508056541
tldr. It sucks and smells bad... But if there were abtrue degen the normal anus stays cleaner.

>>508056552

It's a lie you fucking mong. It's all lies!

>>508056552
I wish I didn't click on that filth. Bro, these people are coping massively. They hate their lives. They wish they never mutilated themselves. They're coping. They're miserable.

Do not do anything permanent to your body. If you're still below 25, hormones alone can fuck you up for life. You've been preyed on by faggots & trannys who only pass on this disease through innocent vulnerable kids.

Do not do it, anon. Or else you'll just be crying your eyes out wanting to end it all or numb your mind with Zoloft. No one will love you. Everyone will laugh at you. You'll never be accepted. Don't fall for Internet memes and Reddit freaks.

>>508056675
>Literally taking loads like a real woman
Stop and think about that.
It's not real.
It is mutual masturbation using parts not designed for that.
>>508053360
You're mother, and your pet faggot, are both horrible people.
They are KILLING YOU AND DAMNING YOU TO ETERNAL HELLFIRE, all for their own enjoyment.
Your mother can attention whore and your pet faggot can masturbate into your wounds.

THIS IS NOT NORMAL OR GOOD AND YOU KNOW IT.

For THOUSANDS of years, your forefathers have either looked for, or looked back to, the coming of the Lord Jesus Christ to atone for the sin of man. Ted Cruz and his kike overlords be damned!

JESUS LOVES YOU AND DOESN'T WANT YOU TO END LIKE THIS!!!
He will not violate your free will, however.
You have to turn away from death to recieve Life.

>>508056916
Toiletcuck cope

>>508055107
It's still real to me damnit. What's the fun of 4channelling if I don't pretend all the larps are the real deal?

>>508053028 (OP)
Total Sodomite Neglect
No more surgeries. No more PREP. Let them deal with the physiological consequences of their degeneracy.

>>508054982
>>508055142
It's called squat toilets. Sitting is a completely unnatural posture which frustrates defecation. If you don't want to swap out your toilets, it's easy to squat on a bowl as well if you aren't obese or elderly.

captcha TKD888

>>508057265
I wouldn't do it. I've seen it and it hurts the skin gets irritated and basically it's just like watching your anus with less texture. Pray for not having diarrhea a stream of poopy water in your stomach.

>>508057076
All the recovery images are posted

>>508054470
See >>508055207
I am currently all rearranged on inside and couple more months of reconstructive surgery. Got stabbed. Yes, it was a nigger. Cool scar from being disemboweled. 0/10 wouldn't do again.

>>508054174
It's the same shit.

>>508057577
Appearance does not equal reality.
A comfortable lie is the worst kind.
You love it, even thought it is killing you.
You have to seek Truth.
Death is bad.
If you don't believe it, have your pet faggot choke the air out of you until just before you die.
You, as a fellow faggot, will enjoy it from a fleshly perspective.
But, you will think this because you cannot do otherwise.
You will crave that next breath, and you would do anything to achieve it, because you can feel the darkness that awaits when you let the last breath out.

>>508053028 (OP)

Neuralink has a feature to stop you from shitting.

No colostomy needed.