So frens, in this political climate, what college/university degrees currently have the best ROI after the jeetdemic.

Canada is even more fucked than here and I'm going to forge a college degree and fly out

>>508056353 (OP)
None of them. All have negative ROI.

>>508056353 (OP)
canada is fucked regardless of what you choose to do. my inlaws are canadian, brother inlaw is a plumber and he hates it and makes shit money, sister inlaw does "communications", whatever the fuck that means, and was laid off and now has zero job prospects

learn 2 butcher.
fuck the in store meat prices.
let's put these jeets to good use

>>508056353 (OP)
Probably something business or engineering. I went business as I’m not superb at math

>>508056692
Only stem, I majored in business and have finance certs. im a neet

>>508056811
Not chemistry though, took me a long time to get a job. Rather look into trades, energy sector, union work. Easy to push 100k+ depending, I passed 100k first week of June.

>>508056952
Im in HVAC right now, no faggot debt denoted in LeafDollars but seriously wondering if the grass is greener.

Im halfway thinking about moving to the US as trades guys kill it down there, but fuck me this political turmoil couldn't have come at a worse time.

Dont know what the fuck to do to make good money anymore that hasn't got a million jeet stem geniuses clogging the proverbial drain.

>>508056952
things in canada are grim when people brag about making 100k CAD (~70k USD) per year. i was having dinner at a restaurant in canada recently and there was a bachelorette party there, they were absolutely swooning over the groom to be because he had his own car, didn't live with his parents, and made six figures. shits fucking grim if that's all it takes to impress a table full of attractive stacies

>>508057381
haha get ready, shits about to get even better

Sometimes I look out to the vast nature in Gods Country out there in Canada and think to myself, how could they have let this happen. How could it have gotten this fucking bad.

Natural resources, freshwater, intelligent enough population, and yet you decided to just toss everything in the fucking trash so global criminals can divvy up whats left and destroy things in this manner for their own sordid goals.

>>508056353 (OP)
Just get a fake degree. All of the background check companies are run by Indians so they can't check without destroying their scam.

What college / degree should I pursue, i want to make a video game but I know nothing about PC except how to turn them on and launch dota.

>>508057381
Any position that pays well and isn't physically demanding will be permanently occupied by a geriatric that refuses to retire. We have a few people who are 70-75 that just keep coming in despite having everything else, good retirement , couple properties, grand and great grand kids. Big issue anywhere there are hiring limits.

>>508057849
Take your pick anons. Get your dream job today! Seriously its just a piece of paper. Even with STEM you learn most of what you need to know on the job. If you can do basic math and have a steady hand you can be a lab tech. Just don't get anything in medicine or pursue something that requires government licensing.

https://www.diplomacompany.com/
https://samedaydiplomas.com/collections/bachelor-degree
https://www.buyafakediploma.com/
https://www.bestdcd.com/
https://www.instantdegrees.com/

>>508058131
Does this actually work?

>>508058131
Just an anecdote, but my first job asked me to send transcripts and I was told unofficial transcripts were fine. That could easily have been faked.

>>508056353 (OP)
Start your own service business doing things other people don't want to do.
Cleaning gutters, washing windows, cutting grass.
People will pay you more than they make an hour to do stuff they are to lazy to do themselves.

>>508056353 (OP)
Plumber or electrician.

>>508058131
>https://www.buyafakediploma.com/
please god tell me youve tried this and it actually worked. A true sign of a dead society once again.

>>508057381
>things in canada are grim
absolutely HEARTY kek
normally i would shit all over a post like this but you're so close to the truth, i'll hold your hand and spell it out for you. you even mentioned it in the post, just look closer
all it takes to impress a pack of stacies is making a barely liveable wage. where's your 70k bro?
instead of posting like a seething retard on a mongolian basket weaving forum, learn about money and make some bread. even if you don't have any skills or education, there are a million work from home jobs that you can get online. just look around a little bit and if you get fired for sucking, reflect on how you sucked, and try a different one. fuck em.
literally all it takes is buy a car, move out, and shower, and you'll have a pack of stacies to yourself. whining about muh economy and muh dei is the same as a nigger whining about slavery. get the fuck up, dust yourself off, stop being a nigger.
when the bar is that low, it's so easy to excel.

>>508057754
the craziest part is the rate at which it happened to canada

>>508057984
i would imagine getting hired at 70 is difficult considering they wouldn't last too many years on the job

>>508056353 (OP)
Whatever gets you a TN visa. Nothing else matters. If your job involves staying in Canada you're a mediocre leftover fuck up like the rest of the people in Canada.

>>508056589
Based post. Very based.

>>508058764
Wow those numbers are way more fucked up then i thought holy shit

>>508056353 (OP)
whichever one has the lowest fees but allows you to get the student bene.