www.bbc.co.uk

>>508058370 (OP)
> Taxpayer funded news service
> Names it after nigger dick
Why are britbongs so fucking gay

This type of porn is popular with women so why would they ban it @grok

I barely know anything about Brit politics.

Chances you guys get dragged into ww3 with Iran if Trump goes full retard?

Story time. The first time I did acid I was eating a bowl of cocopops and they all turned into Trevor McDonald's head

beans n piss n shit n beans n peas for breakfast sllads

Another bame has killed their kid.

>A woman has been charged with the murder of a four-year-old boy found dead in a house last week.
>Police rushed to a house in Maidenhead, Berkshire at around 6.30pm last Tuesday.
>Akanksha Adivarekar, 37, was arrested on suspicion of murder and has now been charged.

Morning lads, hope josh dies this year.

>>508059394
We're willing to die for zelensky but not netinyahu

>>508059487

>>508058370 (OP)
come to falkands friend, you territory, its winter here and cold, 4k population. filled with indians (no browns please)

>>508059668
Argentina proper seems decent desu, I've seen your demographics. God I'm jealous

>AN ALBANIAN drug dealer who flaunted £250,000 in cash made from selling heroin has been allowed to stay in the UK.
>Olsi Beheluli, who was sentenced to 11 years behind bars in 2015, has been told he won't be deported.
>Beheluli was granted British citizenship in April 2014, but caught with the drugs and wads of cash by October.
>The Home Office tried to deport him and argued he had lied on his citizenship forms when he stated there was nothing “which reflected adversely on his character”
>But a lower-tier tribunal judge threw out this allegation due to a lack of physical evidence or witness testimony.
>“There was no evidence of sufficient cogency to establish that the appellant had been involved in criminality at the time that he said that there was nothing adverse to declare about his character.”

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/35488759/albanian-drug-dealer-allowed-to-stay-uk/

>40000 people
>in bradford
>on pip
>mfwdesu

>>508059748
Stupid newfag doesn’t realise Argentinians false report as white

>>508060399
They're wh*te enough to pass as wh*te, no jeet nor wog could do that

V0TE TOMMY TOMMY

https://prideofbritain.com/

>Oh women - womeny-piminy-diminy poppets - isn’t it *sad* when they allow themselves to be radicalised - the adorable little scatterbrains

>>508060645
How fucking new are you, Argentina isn’t white

>>508060013
I wonder if being a gang rapist disqualifies you or PIP?

>>508061958
*For PIP

>>508061688
They're wh*ter than you benchode

>>508061998
Sex addicts get pip bennies for escorts

>bro

You don't actually get that much on pip I thought it was more desu

>>508059394
We have an unofficial defence pact with you so we will probably help out

>32 degrees
Pfahahahahahaha

>>508062637
That's on top of basic UC and whatever else people can claim for. It all adds up

>>508062834
They should stop it going to them as cash, give them a prepaid debit card that only works in selected shops on selected items so they can't be spaffing it on booze and amazon prime

>>508062986
Travel cards / vouchers and direct debits to the visiting carers would be a radical and successful way to lower the bill and uptake of new claims.

Bombardino Blockodilo

Tung Tung Tung Joshur

>>508063200
Crypto could solve it desu

>govt gives 100 spack coins per week
>coins are redeemable in all major supermarkets
>tobacco and booze can't be purchased with the coins

>A senior Wirral councillor has been cleared after receiving complaints over comments she made earlier this year Labour councillor Liz Grey, who chairs the council’s environment, climate emergency, and transport committee, came under fire from Wirral Council's Conservatives over what she said during a debate about how the local authority could better engage with the public at a committee meeting on February 19.

>At the meeting, Cllr Grey said the council needed to improve accessibility when it came to engagement, adding: “I was also really mindful of the demographics. My concern is with the demographic reach of our consultations. I know work is being done to improve our consultations and I’m really pleased with that.

>“I just feel it’s really important we don’t just listen to the views of, for example, old white men.”

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/councillor-cleared-over-old-white-31878297

>>508063797
I hate these people

>>508063797
She looks like that football manager

>>508058370 (OP)
When I say Brit, you say Cucks!
>Brit

https://x.com/ripx4nutmeg/status/1935705255318036939

>>508064123
They hate you too.

>>508059441
>The first time I did acid I was eating a bowl of cocopops and they all turned into Trevor McDonald's head

>>508058370 (OP)
>remember when OP used to put some effort into baking edish
Our bakes seemed to die around the same time the Iranian-Israeli war kicked off...

Joshua

>>508064772
That much is clear at least

>>508065235
There might be some truth to that desu, it certainly seems to line up time wise

>>508058370 (OP)
The U.K is the brownest it has ever been, it's also the shittest it's ever been.
Coincidence?

>>508059441
did you proceed?

>bongs think sub-90 temps are hot
All you brits are fucking weak
I spent years living without AC in the Ozark's humidity in 95-110 weather where it DOES NOT go below 95 in the middle of the night.
I'm embarrassed to come from Angle descent.

>>508062517
i think that is 'my bro'

>>508059487
>bame
???

>>508065610
I ate them all and lapped up the brown milk like an animal

>>508065738
Modern yookay innit

>>508065743
BAME means black and middle eastern, because calling someone black is offensive (unless it's a part of an acronym).

>>508059441
They're never happy. You try to include them by making something relevant to them and they cry racism. You don't make something relevant and they still cry racism.

>>508065851
Why not just say "non-white"

>>508065743
Black and minority ethnic

>>508064660
That entire episode was full on gay. Drag queen in the rovers. All the gays mingling on the street. Even when you thought there was a break from it all at the hotel a barman shows up who also just happens to be a massive gay.

It was so over the top pandering I can only think they're not planning on repeating it any time soon.

>>508058976
Women tend to be attracted to legislating on purely women's interests.
See also: transgenderism.

It's just women all the way down.

>>508060013
>over 40,000 people in Bradford rely on PIP
>disabled people
>Bradford
Hmm...

>>508062517
Is it over now or is it over when it's in Arabic?

>>508063797
>chairs the council’s environment, climate emergency, and transport committee
>"It's really important we don't listen to male pale and stale"
Reality is more stereotypical than fiction.
How many councillors actually work for a living? Maybe we should tell them to get a job and tax them more.

>>508064660
>boomer telly has token blacks and gays
Good.
Needs more blacks, Muslims, extremely disabled people and Pally supporters.
The first gay kiss seemed forced.
I like how the LGBT community depiction is that they're all nervous and uncomfortable around each other and peer pressuring one another into doing things they don't ask to be a part of, like a drag show.
How do you even describe a drag show to normal people? An American pageant but it's a strip club, all the women are men, they're not beautiful, and you have to clap at figurative gunpoint?

>>508063797

>Hello young black friend, would you like to attend our environment, climate emergency and transport committee meeting? It's going to be a rip roaring time and there'll be squash and biscuits
>Hello ambulance? I've been stabbed.

BREAKING: new Ascot slag pigs have dropped

>>508066424
>https://x.com/PrisonPlanet/status/1935743180277796967
>Vienna Stabbing Victim Attacked After Asking Migrant Teens to Lower Music

>>508066538

>>508066588

>>508065743
Black Asian and Minority Ethnic.
We almost swapped to using the term Global Majority a year or two ago, but that required adding "And Jews" whenever written into paperwork, which is verboten as it reveals too much of the point of excluding Brits.

This country is finished. I suggest you pack up and fuck off as soon as possible.

>>508066626
idk about you but the quality of slags seems to be getting lower and lower each year

>>508066538
How do women do that to themselves?
I'm shocked neither are tattooed.

>>508066669

>>508066701

>>508063797
>Labour councillor Liz Grey

Wirral was 92% White English in 2021. Thats why the demographic is White you stupid racist cunt

>>508066731

>>508058976
>conceding the point porn shapes sexual behaviour
what are they doing, are they retarded?

>>508066669
It's always been seen as a #classy event and with credit cards and cons00merism stronger than ever it's bound to attract all kinds

>>508066648
Where to?

>>508063632
There's always a way around that, buy your mate the shopping for the week, he pays you back in cash and you can then buy tobacco and booze again.

>>508066855
RiGhT tO rOaM

>>508066777
I suppose you can do whatever you want when the population is fully thick and incapable of thinking

>>508066855
Noticed this lots around the River Nene, there's swathes of overgrown farmland with tents hiding on embankments, under bridges or near cycle & walking paths that cut through. Never seen a wog living in them but it crossed my mind more than once that these weren't your normal homeless encounter.

>>508058976
>to protect women against violence
If you stop it in virtual, then you stop it in reality?

>>508067048
do the english even get that?

>>508059487
>charged
Ayo hol' up. I thought we weren't getting criminalised for abortion no mo'.

Eddin Din Din Tun

>>508068007

What are we going to do about the witch problem in this country? They are running the government.

>>508066839
A classy event with the least classy women imaginable.
You won't find a single worthwhile woman there.

>>508068212
witch occupied government
wog

Love chippies

>>508059394
The UK Armed Forces go first and even then you only get the top 5% doing front line stuff. The chances of this war tearing through everyone to the point of the NEET ELITE reserves being drafted is very low.

>>508059441
Holy shit she's right! I never saw it before but now I do. Coco Pops is a racist dog whistle!

>>508068468
It could happen. Israel are going to keep bombing while we send in our troops.

>>508068439
What is it about carpenter tradesmen that excites you so?

>>508059882
In addition to not being deported this guy only served 6 years of his 11 year sentence

>>508058370 (OP)

Wow, the map clearly depicts how Anglos are being replaced by Africans.

Assisted Dying Bill Vote today too!
What's the odds another dark decree of death will be decided with dastardly derision?

https://youtu.be/x2UWtWQh7s8

>>508068828
oh for fucks sake

>>508068838
That made me kekeke ngl

>>508058370 (OP)
This map proves that Devon is actually part of Cornwall

>>508068828
P*dos: protected
T*rrorists: protected
R*pists: protected
Murderers: protected

Old people: death sentence
Unborn babies: death sentence

>>508066552
Thats the thing about White Knighting. These beasts have no concept of chivalry so you're literally offering someone out and must be prepared to go one step further than them if you want to walk away.

>>508060013

>>508058370 (OP)
the grey area is muslim controlled lands

Keir is built for BBC he would make a banger news anchor and talk show guest

>>508068828
It's going to pass and they're going to start exclusively targeting Whites just like they do in Canada

Expect "assisted dying" to be offered to you whenever you go for a doctor's appointment or have to stay in the hospital

>Would you like to work this shit job or would you like to die?

>>508069115
So they can get your state seized organs.

>>508068973
If you have any real stake in society you can't carry around knife due to the life ruining consequences of being caught with it or god forbid using it. All the urchins carry because getting caught with one means nothing to them

>>508067048
>>508067743

Shit. Do you think all this the countryside is racist nonsense is because illegals have been trying to hide there and locals are exposing them?

>>508069278
Essentially trying to gaslight us so that we don't question the sight of bames wandering around the woods because it would be racist

>>508069249
Carry around some armoured bike gloves. Preferably ride a bike as well.

>>508058370 (OP)
It's only half eight and I've already got my top off and a fan on max. I hate the heat, I can't wait for the gulf stream to stop so we get really cold winters.

>>508068969
A nation of immigrants has no need for the young and the old. Just get fresh new adults and dispose of the worn-out ones.
Imagine how much money we can save with no schools and care homes.
More terrists, rappers and murderers helps increase mortality rates and reduce overpopulation, and weeds out the weak ensuring that only the strongest economic units survive.

>>508069383
am on the vodka

>>508069249
I wasn't going to take my knife camping as I never use it and I'm trying to cut weight but I'm slowing to take it just because it's legal still.

Its a great week for Satan in Westminster. I reckon it'll pass today, its def the vibe.

>>508069249
what are the penalties of carrying a knife for someone with a stake in society? i have a lil 6in auto knife which is apparently illegal in illinois

>>508058370 (OP)
Been thinking about renewing my UK passport but don't trust the current government.

they're attacking banks, preventing us from arming
they broke into raf brize norton and sabotaged planes
these are literally enemy combatants and should be shot

>>508069600
Yeah you just need a legit reason for any tools really, and they only take them if you get pulled over and harassed like I was. Police have seized (stolen) lots of things from me desu.

Morning lads
Which one of you SICK FAR RIGHT fucks is this?
>https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/far-right-charity-director-says-10276538

>>508058370 (OP)
I NEED EASY ACCESS TO HOT WHITE COCKS
PLEASE CUM BACK PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEAASEEEE

>>508069761
>https://www.nottinghampost.com/news/local-news/far-right-charity-director-says-10276538

Based Odin. Im many ways England is more Viking than Sweden as their hardest bastards came here and stayed. I mean just look at our mad warrior/hooligan caste.

>>508069278
I think it's this >>508069326
the countryside is another 'rug' for the illegals to be swept under, there's already plenty evidence they use the abandoned ww2 bunkers in coastal counties, after they escape whatever lorry they have been smuggled in, unless reported to authorities, they don't count in any of the statistics similarly to how unemployment is dealt with in this country which is if you're not eligible for the bennies, you aren't calculated in the statistics.

>>508069776
Begone poofjeet. Shoo.

>>508069115
At courts, too.
Your barrister already strongly advises you to plead guilty for that offensive tweet because you'll get a reduced sentence, he swears 100% definitely trust him he's a lawyer.
Now, he will be able to offer you take assisted suicide to get out of your sentence entirely. You're definitely going to jail for hitting "like" on that Tommy Robinson tweet. Your life is ruined anyway, so why not end it now.

>>508069663
Depends on the situation if stop and searched with a clean criminal record then 6 months custodial without a good reason. If you get in a fight and pull it out and they say you went equipped then maybe a couple years.
The life ruining parts are getting fired from your job, not being able to earn and support your family, difficulty finding work due to conviction, and loss of social status which is important for the normoid.

>>508069278
Better not be any bames where I'm going camping. Hopefully it's too remote for them.

One day they are going to make it a crime to avoid women.

They'll call it an "anti-misogyny law" just like the bills they've passed this week: decriminalising abortions up to birth is "anti-misogyny", banning choking porn is "anti-misogyny", etc.

The reason they will criminalise avoiding women is because they know that men are terrified of being accused of sexual harassment/assault (they've already criminalised staring at a woman) and that it is a growing trend for men to avoid women.

The fake reason they will give is that avoiding women negatively affects them and makes them feel sad, and that avoiding women is "abusive" and "hateful" and "misogynistic" and "toxic masculinity". Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson will be blamed.

Men will be fined and go to prison for avoiding women.

You may think I'm being silly or hyperbolic or unrealistic, but when they criminalised staring at a woman, no one cared, and they've just decriminalised abortions up to birth and no one cares.

Remember this post when it happens.

>>508069900
But were they extreme ultra far right?

>>508069278
BAME outlaws, bandits and highwaymen.

>>508070019
What if you've got a strong history of being with women but have learned the hard way to avoid them?
Will this be a mitigating factor?

>>508070117
No.

>>508070019
Upping your social credit score by engaging in 15 minutes of mandatory longhousing by getting lectured on a triviality by some wamen. Try not to wish for death challenge: impossible.

>>508070024
I think caving in a friars skull with a blunt instrument might be considered so but then they were invaders so they probably would be on the left wing side of things by today's standards. Its hard to say.
captcha: R0MAN

>>508068007
No. Not in England

>>508070019
>engage women
>MISOGYNY
>avoid women
>MISOGYNY

>>508070019
>Social Events
>You must attend.
But these arnt work. That's a case of a woman wants something to happen and forces a man to do it as well.

>>508070182
If I don't know if something is far right or not I don't know how to feel about things.

>>508069600
>I'm going somewhere bames can walk right up to my face in a secluded spot and just assault me, i'll probably get stabbed and lay dead for a few days before anyone notices. Nah i'm not taking a useful camping tool with me. What? i might hurt a bame using it in self defense as he tries to stab me to death and rob me.

Give your head a fucking wobble. (officer?)

Re-normalise wearing chainmail

>>508058976
>wife is the one that encourages choking during sex
>wife is the one that bought the choke collar
>wife is the one that tells me to do it tighter
Government because a senior member choked a male model
>NO YOU BASTARD BITCH YOU NO DO WHAT SHE WANT BASTARD YOU FUCKING BITCH BENCHODE! NO CHOKE PORNS

>>508069600
You don't really need it if you just take your camping axe and your camping spear.

>>508070019
Great news. The subtext here is that whamins are getting triggered that men no longer give them the attention that feeds them. And this is now when you consider that we have horny boomers, brown grunts and pussy thirsty simps everywhere. It will only get worse.

The reality is women are evil demons who sustain their life by sucking the life energy from men. They do this by attention. If a woman cannot obtain sufficient life energy (attention) from men they malfunction and wither like a leaf with no sun.

>>508070446
Lad if you stab an invader in a woodland, maybe 2 to make sure no witnesses youll probably get away with it.

>>508070544
An even better solution to knife crime than blunt knives.

>>508070683
Goes the other way as well, that's what i'm trying to explain to campinganon.

>>508062986
>>508063200
Why give it to them at all you fucking gimps? Why would you even consider compromising?

>>508070547
Women love it and now it will be illegal, dangerous and taboo, meaning they'll love it even more.

>>508070668
I think this is why there's lots of teachers molesting their pupils in the US. Men really have gone their own way.

>>508069594
God I wish I was as well.

>>508070343
I always hated the social events at work. the entire problem with work is that everything becomes mandatory. can't lift a box without a mandatory training course on how to lift a box. can't enjoy your birthday with friends/family because everyone at work needs to know your birthday to flatter you with cards and a mandatory birthday party after work. cannot enjoy the weekend without first attending a mandatory overtime on saturday with 'free pizza'!

good grief, we're a family here, please apply now. each time I remember work, I am glad I left that place.

the increase in heat is making my body produce fluid retention hormones and stalling my weightloss
bring back winter

Wish me luck lads. Id love to stay here this morning moaning about global majorities and Rnhs, but i need to venture out into the desert heat wastelands and do block paving. Yep. Fuckking 15kg kerbs set in concrete, in this weather. What a working man has to do to earn a crust? Its fucked and i don't wanna.

>>508070544
https://forcefieldbodyarmour.uk/

>>508058976
When are they going to ban rap music the most misogynistic and violent music that millions of young people listen to? (They wont)

>>508070906
>Breaking rocks in the, hot sun...
Have fun pounding concrete

>>508070140
Damn, maybe I could bring my emo daughter as a character reference. She's the only female I have anything to do with.

>>508070906
Get a bame to do it for you

>>508070798
I don't have kids, so maybe a parent cN confirm but seems to me that all the girly pretty girls with feminine charms have dads who are very blokey blokes; you know bikes, shotguns, beers, builds stuff with stone and roast beef din dins. All the malfunctioning girls who look like a dude and join the landyard army have dads who are Adrian, remoaner and guardian opinion haver, niggerball and love island.

>>508070906
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62147992
>A number of MPs recently backed a campaign for a legal upper limit of 30C in most workplaces, external - or 27C for those doing strenuous work - but there's no sign of legislation on that for now.
Maybe one day.

>>508070446
I said I am taking it. Tbh I doubt I'll see many names where I'm going. It's a 15 mile walk in to my base camp. No roads.

>>508070587
My walking poles are deadly, after 50 odd munros the spikes are VERY spikey.

>>508071126
Thanks, will not.
>>508071213
Bames are shit and construction and actual work, thats how i manage to make such good coin. Quite alot of boomers tried to save a few quid letting bames or polish toilet cleaners do them a cheap job. Now its all subsided they crawl back to the humans.

>>508071249

soft twats, imagine wanting to shut country down and send everyone home from work because it gets warm
and we can't even get aircon in every business/home either because energy grid couldnt handle it (only place i ever seen aircon in uk is gyms and hotels)

fucking sorry state this country will be in by 2029, if you're not out by then you're fucked

>>508071404
>50 odd munros

You better be a jock

>>508066648
Le just leave man
Disgusting

>>508071602
>You better be a jock
Of course.

Also
Morning cunts

>>508066701
>>508066759
These giant crosses make me think they gypsies

>>508071547
What's wrong with everyone getting a nice day off to enjoy the weather? Might improve morale and the birth rate.

>>508071547
Aircon with these leccy prices is extortionate lad.

>>508071270
Good lad.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thuggee

>>508070906
Wear sunscreen, UV is what ages you the most, you can literally look like you are in your 20s in your 40s if you slip slop slap that shit on your face and arms.
Also get a squishy/foldable broad brim hat
https://www.cotswoldcountryhats.com/barmah-hats-25-c.asp
>t. had to work literally outdoors as a solar roof installer for a decade, did this shit and I'm in my late 30s and people think I'm 25.

Time to make a cup of tea and get ready for a hard day of auction bidding. Aiming for two 1970s lamps and a Norwegian 1960s leather chair today.

>>508058976
>Proverbs 20:5
>The thoughts of men are like deep waters.
meanwhile women in important decision making roles.
>hurr durr

>>508071689
Yep. Most of those are Irish travellers. They infest everything horsey.

>>508071816
>Mctears

>>508069985
That labourer councillor who demanded we cut the heads off "the racists" still hasnt been in court

>>508071790
Fuck. I forgot I lost my sun hat. Now I'll have to go buy one. Can't wear my beanie in a heatwave.

morning lads
one of the good things about summer?
it wears out its welcome towards the end and you appreciate the cold better

>>508072075
Blue polly bag on head or for that authentic look, a knotted hanky

>>508071698

mate uk is an extortion racket, you'll never make anything of yourself if you continue living here like
why you think so many rich cunts are leaving?

>>508066628
I can't believe how fucking pathetic this country is.

>>508072147
>one of the bad things about summer?

Body confident ugly fat munters in shorts n crop tops

>>508072336
I counter with fit arses in high shorts

>so I sez to the mrs I sez cor blimey these sunnies are looking a bit shi'ite

Should be a good day with minimal distractions

>>508072336
Bazza smothered in body lotion breathing like a choked out bitch

>>508072360
>pierced belly button crop tops on show
Im so glad they are bringing this one back

>>508072017
Set for August I think. I reckon it'll get delayed again until end of the year or even 2026 and then they'll just let him go because his mental elf has suffered.

>>508072530
Bad day for Israel. Good day for the Internet.

>>508072530
brit/pol has been very cosy recently, there's the usual post-2pm seethe but I reckon that's organic

>>508072530
Does that mean all the IDF trolls that made bait threads are...dead?!

>>508072791
>my bags aren’t getting kekked on /biz/
Coincidence

>>508072739
taking the W's where I can
ukraine/israel are real shitshows but we're in such a sorry state that most young brits don't care
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hk8ute9PTlY
banging tune

Pro-Palestinian activists have broken into RAF Brize Norton undetected and sprayed two military planes with red paint.

>Footage posted online by Palestine Action on Friday morning shows two people inside the Oxfordshire airbase, with one riding on a scooter up to the Airbus Voyager air-to-air refuelling tankers and appearing to spray paint into its jet engine.

The group referenced RAF flights over Gaza out of its base in Cyprus, and said the supply planes had been put "out of service" while the activists were able to "evade security and arrest".

>The Ministry of Defence strongly condemned the "vandalism of Royal Air Force assets" and said it was working closely with the police, who were investigating.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx24nppdx0lo

>>508059394
>ww3
Who's defending Iran exactly?

>>508072647
>body lotion
Lard or tallow

>>508061077
>divide et impera
>Sons of Ishmael vs Amalek
yeah, vote for him, goys.

it's been a nice cool morning but it's starting to get hot now lards

>inject botulism
>must be safe
>it's legal
>they're professionals

>>508073178
Wunderbar.
They should do this more to make everyone hate them.

Do your morning exercises!

https://youtu.be/LB5YkmjalDg

>>508073280
>Goymer
heh

>>508073178
Just think if they'd logged some hours in Microsoft Flight sim, could have been away and bombed Leicester or Bradford or anywhere!

Gj on the security lads (lol)

>>508073261
might have a cold shower later
going swimming this evening too, cor, lovely

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskBrits/comments/1lfnrr2/do_you_feel_the_media_is_pushing_deliberately_for/

"G-guise DAE think the Far Right Media are going to provoke le FAR RIGHT FARAGE RACE RIOTS?!?

>>508066538
Literally Muppets Miss Piggy, jesus christ.
When I come to power, I'm going to legislate that certain styles of clothes only come in certain sizes.

>>508058370 (OP)

First for dirty paki pedo rape gangs operating in every town and city in the land for decades.

First for the politicians, civil service, and the police knowing about all this since the 1950s.

>>508058370 (OP)
I pull this out of the cupboard 2-3 times a year and put the hose out of the window using a Velcro kit to stop the warm air coming back in. Only portable AC I've found that works. Knocks temps down 1 degree every 10 mins it runs.

>>508070019
>men expecting female colleagues to plan all workplace social events
"Here's your P45. Reason for terminating employment? Karen said she felt like, because you never planned a social event, you were expecting her to.
What? We never had a social event before she was hired? Well, um... I'm not obligated to answer your questions ex-employee.
I'm happy to ask Karen to write you a reference so that you may never be employed again."
>>508070820
>can't lift a box without a mandatory training course on how to lift a box.
Would you like to know that, it's not a legal standard, but an industry standard, that men lift up to 25kg and women up to 19kg?
Do you feel equal- sorry, equitable yet?
>>508072017
This one?

Praying to Jesus and all saints to wipe out Israel, Amen.

>>508060013
If they stopped motability in Bradford Mercedes and BMW would go bankrupt

>>508072739
>>508072764
>>508072791
> sizzled tranny sosij everywhere

Imagine the smell

>>508064660
>>508066190
>Shit scented air freshener for bummers
How's brit/pol business idea #65 coming along?

https://nitter.net/khamenei_ir/status/382420538922004480#m ??

>>508073280
>five minute wait in A&E
On what planet?
Maybe are NHS could do with a few cuts...

>in previous years there were no cases
>last year there were 6
>this year, 28
>all of them post menopause women
Maybe #AllWomen should stand up and sort themselves out.

>>508073538
nice not been swimming in years, might look up local swimming centres

>>508073559

How dare they. Paki pedo rape gangs and infinite immigration by boatniggers with machetes are a good thing and if you dont like them you are a racist.

>>508073795
I think someone here told me that this guy had actual legal advise who said plead not guilty even though it was on camera infront of crowd of people

>>508073979
it's a good relax tbf lad, annoying when bame niglets get in your way though i will admit

>>508073178
https://files.catbox.moe/dr46c5.mp4

>>508073737
. Model name?

>>508074023

If he pleads not guilty then the court case goes on for much longer and the lawyers get paid a lot more. Also central gov will step in to smother it all if it's bad PR.

>The defence barrister Hossein Zahir KC said Jones accepted the words had been spoken but denied knowing the offence of violent disorder would be committed.

If you call for the beheading of... say... MPs... then just claim you didnt know it was an offence and everything will be fine.

>>508074129
Dyson hot n cool

Going to open an abortion clinic equipped with nothing other than a comically oversized hammer

>>508073280
>fake botox
Sounds like it worked exactly as it was supposed to.
The issue is more likely the ghanian nurse, under supervision of a nigerian doctor, who injected it

>>508074208
>denied knowing the offence of violent disorder would be committed.

Ignorance of the law isn’t a defence

>>508058370 (OP)

Homelessness has been decriminalised now. So you can just buy a tent and go and live in one of our beautiful national parks. When the wardens and police come along to get rid of you just tell them to fuck off and hand them this:

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/rough-sleeping-to-be-decriminalised-after-200-years#:~:text=After%20200%20years%2C%20rough%20sleeping,Napoleonic%20Wars%20and%20Industrial%20Revolution.

Anyone bought shares in $OSCR?

>>508074208
>but denied knowing the offence of violent disorder would be committed.
Should have used the "Not familiar with British culture" excuse. Works every time.
>>508074320
Seems to be a mitigation in rape trials.

>>508074237
Am opening across road with a cricket bat n a bucket

>Height is often seen as a dealbreaker when it comes to romance, particularly within heterosexual relationships. But when Tinder recently said that it was trialling a feature that allows some premium users to filter potential matches by height, it quickly proved controversial. “Oh God. They added a height filter,” lamented one Reddit thread, while an X user claimed: “It’s over for short men.”

>“I’ve experimented with not putting my height on my dating profile, or lying about it just to see, and the number of likes I get shoots up massively,” says Stuart, who is in his 50s and from the Midlands. “I know I get screened out by the majority of women from the off.” At 5ft 7in (170cm), Stuart is just two inches below the UK and US male average height of 5ft 9in, but a height filter would probably prevent him from receiving as many matches.

>using dating apps
>using dating apps in your 50s
>as a manlet
>mfw mfw

morning tossers

>>508072709
>judge, through gritted teeth: "Unfortunately, I have been forced to convict you due to pressure from the far-right. I am sorry, Mr. Jones, for the continued abuse and indignities you must suffer at the hands of this racist country. I try my best to fight it, but sometimes my hands are tied. As such, I am forced to give you a sentence. Following sentencing guidelines, you are hereby sentenced to 3 months, which you have already served while awaiting the case. You are free to go."

>>508074334
I've reported to the police before about the homeless sleeping, shitting, and jerking off in parking lots.
>is he at risk?
>no?
>do you know what SPECIFIC offence he's committing?
>there's a vagrancy law and whilst the word of it says barns, the spirit is...
>not my problem [phone hangs up]

>>508074385
Where’s the cultural difference in demanding throats get slit?

>>508070019
Become a sole practitioner in whatever field you're trained in. Only take on male clients with Anglo-Saxon sounding names.

Some dumb cunts has bid the chair to £120 already pre auction. Fuck it. I wanted to pay £100. Left an £80 auto bid on a vase and a £75 auto bid on a pair of lamps.
Packed my bag and I'm out of here.

With this beautiful weather we're having I'm hoping to see those record number of crossings smashed

>>508074415
I was going to say "Haha, the photo's using a tall bloke pretending to be short" but then I looked closer, especially at the white shoes and jean threading.
Is that two women?
Was the stock photographer made up of just women or did the article writer not look too closely at her google image search over the top of her fourth morning coffee and ChatGPT article?

>>508074428
not very nice

>>508074517
Dunno. Pakistanis say raping underage girls is a cultural difference but it's an offence over there too.

>>508074658
>Is that two women?

>>508073732
(((Agenda 1960))) - The decade kikes started to flood "Edom" with the "Sons of Ishmael"

>>508058370 (OP)
30 degrees is too hot for dark red. It needs to be freaking BROWN with flames all over if possible

https://nitter.poast.org/dampierguy/status/1935955210851025176#m
> BREAKING: Palestine Action break into RAF Brize Norton and damage two military aircrafts.
>Flights depart daily from the base to RAF Akrotiri in Cyprus.
>From Cyprus, British planes collect intelligence, refuel fighter jets and transport weapons to commit genocide in Gaza
> Not only did actionists manage to break into Britain's largest air force base (@RAFBrizeNorton), they also escaped undetected.
lol based, the military are so fucking useless it seems, literally failed state tier

> PalAct remains fascinating. Their leadership regularly appear at events or on podcasts, they are plugged into the usual anarchist legal/media networks, they have cost the economy millions and now breached a military site, and yet they remain unproscribed and active
>I wrote this in 2023, so it wasn't hard to see. There is no way a similar RW group would still be operating
Probably gay glowy on glowy factional slapfighting desu

>>508074650
Hear me out.
Ditch the trebuchet plan.

>>508074815
If we had a functioning society, that group and other groups like it would be put on shoot-on-sight orders

>>508074320

It is if you are and MP it seems!

One rule for thee and not for me!

>>508074915
MPs are actually exempt from a lot of the more insidious laws they push through, just look at the internet snooping shite Theresa May put in place.

>>508074887
If we had a functioning society the military wouldn’t also be working for free for the yids

>>508073178
>>508074815
>>508069739

>can't defend borders
>can't defend military installations
>UK when

>>508074815
>segway
Expensive.

Scrolled down
>ragebait piece
>independent
>"Yeah those damn judges and-"
>wait
>zoom in
>blacked porn trans flag
>2023
>remember it's pride month
>check independent today
>>>blacked porn trans flag
Last I was told, everyone was ditching the flag this year. What happened to that?
I wish "right wing media" was actually right wing.

Where tf is harvey when she's out sunning herself and slagging around

https://nitter.poast.org/SorchaEastwood/status/1935716859103293933#m
> Guys, please pray these are my most recent tests done there now I will test again tonight and if its clear I will go tomorrow, wearing masks etc
>Other 3 pics are my tests from mon, Tues, weds
A MP, Covid testing, in 2025

>>508070115
It's an age they're more familiar with

>>508075134
it's not even funny, these people should be killed

>>508074495

There are vagrants all down a street near me, I wrote to my local MP and said that while I dont mind itinerant workers staying for a short while in caravans (there are sometimes road workers/pikeys) it is the fact that they dump their rubbish including human waste (piss bottles and excreta) in the bushes and this is a public heath matter.

The whole letter was very politely worded, as one might have written 100 years ago, in my best fountain pen handwriting. Right up until the last sentence mentioning pissbottles and excreta. lol

Anyway someone set fire to 2 of the caravans and now they are gone.

>>508075200
I still see maskies around everywhere. The propaganda broke a lot of people.

What stocks have you bought

>>508075186
me willy's gone small

>>508074887

They do not give the gate guards bullets.
I am not joking.
I know this first hand.

>>508075139
We don’t have any real right wing media in Britain.

>>508074542
>my apologies, Mr. David Norman, but we're not taking on new clients right now
>ah, Freeman Aethelstan of Rumcofa, welcome. take a seat

>>508074606
where are you headed lad

>>508073178
Good we shouldn't be helping Israel

>>508058370 (OP)
first for jeet apocalypse

Lmao, why am I being wokescolded with shitty Globohomo art propaganda at a train station in the middle of fucking nowhere?

>What are you doing to encourage more positive attitudes towards women and girls?

I dunno, maybe calling for the deportation of men from certain cultures that have negative attitudes towards women and girls would be a good idea, but I suspect the people that made this thing would call me a Nazi for that

>>508075308
2020 is one of the most important years in history and you could write endless doctorates about it

>>508074334
I'm going to ship immigrants to Starmers garden and give them a tent and a stack of porn mags.

>>508058976
but teenage white girls getting gang fucked by ten niggers is ok

>>508075308

Every time I take the bus there's always at least one geriatric zombie with a filthy mask hanging off their chin, why are they even bothering

>>508074334
Yes I remember seeing that moronic argument in the Express where their zoomers have to write eight articles a day.

Actually you can't just do that, it would be trespass at the point you are told to move, and then aggravated trespass if you don't, not vagrancy.

The new act includes a new offence of trespass with intent precisely to avoid what the boomer press was hyperventilating about.

Oh well, back to writing pieces about people parking on your drive, something that never happens that the tabloids have the nation's pensioners in utter hysteria over.

>>508075467
I hate those generic cartoons that you see everywhere

>>508058370 (OP)
I was in an interview earlier. When the young lass asked me, "And your criminal record check, will it come back clear?" with a smile. So I replied, "I've never even SEEN a policeman. Not too close anyway, ha"

But then she acted awkward for a second and looked round to her friend (another young asian lass). She made a few affirmative statements while shaking her head - that's not body language I'm used to. I was just saying, yes, my record check will come back clean.

Did I blow it lads?

She's being oppressed and it's your fault

>>508074887
Retarded boomer probably thinks nazis were evil

>>508075237
total state competency collapse is hilarious.

>Can't even maintain a military installation
Why do people act like these people could come for us?

>>508075467
I wonder what would happen if you came in the middle of the night with a bally and just screwed them off

>>508075617

I swear they must be AI generated, it's always the same creepy bare-bones brash primary colours style

>>508075466
I love that video, his whimpering after he gets decked is hilarious

>>508075200
Women are another species...

>>508075620
You need a DBS for farmfoods these days?

>>508075620
Sounds like you got the job and the threesome there lad

>>508075686
Definitely ai genned, probably some company is charging silly amounts for it as well

>but declined to intervene

>>508075614
>people parking on your drive, something that never happens
Huh? That constantly happens everywhere

>>508075630
Why do these "refugees" always try to dictate to us like this?

>>508075620
Yes, you blew it. Civil servants have no guidelines on how to handle jokes, so they must be taken 100% seriously.

>>508075675
Stickers with different text that subverts the message they're trying to push would be better. It's how the commies do things.

>>508075749
You actually do for Lidl.

>>508075788
the conquering population like to dictate to the conquered

>>508075630

>"Life as an asylum seeker is not a bed of roses"

Nope, it's a bed in a 3-4 star hotel with free meals, free health and dental care and free money all funded at the taxpayers' expense, even if we built these ungreatful cunts palaces made of gold they would still be crying about how "oppressive" we are

>>508075778
Dont ee pay the french government like a few 100million a year to intervene?

>>508075467
>men's violence towards women and girls
>check statistics
>violence towards women and girls includes men and boys, and female perpetrators
Any of those corporate memphis posters with blacks or muslims in them? We need are minorities represented.

>>508075788
Because they can get away with it. It's like how indians stand around parks taking pictures of kids. No-ne stops them so they push further every time.

>>508075855
When I got my 50k job they didn't tell me until after I'd accepted that they'd do background checks and wanted my work history for the last 5 years and references. Was bricking it cos I'd done 2.5 years for GBH and my other workplaces knew about it and hated me. Still here 2 years later though.

>>508075896
Yes.
>to stop them, right?
No I'm pretty sure it's to give us more.
I think they hand them over from their own lifeboats too.

>>508075838

these Spanish lads had the right idea

>>508073178
no surprise

>>508075855
And so they should

>>508075942
>50k job
>5 year work history + references
Given the hoops to jump through for minimum, I expected your hoops to be smaller and higher.

>>508075787
No it doesn't. I happened once because of a mix-up over that app you can use to rent your drive out. But its tapped into a deep boomer fear somehow and they are clicking like Pavlov's dog. Articles just in the last couple of months.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/2069604/car-driveway-parking-rule-bollards
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/2070355/lawyer-reveals-its-illegal-park
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1961911/what-someone-parks-driveway-law
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2063558/homeowners-warned-loophole-allows-anyone-park-driveway
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/2043893/strange-parking-rule-driveway-civil-offence
https://www.express.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/2065389/what-do-someone-blocks-your-driveway-your-rights-options
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/2043723/car-parking-on-driveway-rules
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/2059451/your-legal-rights-parks-driveway-warning
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/2065162/new-car-rule-every-driveway-uk

>>508075992
>responsible for some bullshit nobody could tell you what it is

>>508075467
>calling for the deportation of men from certain cultures that have negative attitudes towards women and girls would be a good idea
Terrorist ideology. Could report you to prevent for your own good of course, get you re-educated

>>508075992
Certified foid moment

>>508075788
Because "we" have told them that they are special. They "we" love them so much we will pay for them to have a lovely holiday in England for the rest of their life. We will kneel before their majesty.

>>508076013
Ive had people park over my drive way. Next youll be saying gypsies dont drive in to car parks of farms and just park up for a week

>>508076011
There is a corporate thing of no longer doing DBS unless legally required, thanks to diversity stuff, because if you've been through jail you're rehabilitated now right? Of course I'd never tell anybody because people's attitude towards you instantly changes when they know.

>>508076153
No, its park IN your driveway.

>>508076165
Suppose we should thank the BAMES for that at least lol

>>508076011
It kind of makes sense. A 50k job doesn't actually put all that much more in your pocket than a 30k job. it's only like a 7k difference a year in take-home pay. Even less if you have student loans or hefty pension payments.

>>508075749
I'd expect them to yeah.
>>508075759
>Sounds like you got the job and the threesome there lad
Well, these things can often go either way you know. But I think she saw it as a wildcard answer from a bloke she doesn't know anything about.

>>508075836
Yep. It was an unprofessional thing to say. I guess I told her how I feel about the police, the legal system, and the state of society right now.

New when ready:
>>508076482
>>508076482
>>508076482

>>508076355
*12k
Just ran it through the calculator again. Even so, you're still losing out on almost half of the difference between a "regular" 30k job and a "high level" 50k job just because of the taxman.

>>508075992

lol, can she fly a fast jet?
it's an HR idiot isnt it?