So Iran blows up Mossad headquarters and all of a sudden I've found a job and a gf, my chest no longer hurts, and the ringing coming from my teeth has stopped. Coincidence?

The vaccine just flew out of my anus, OP is right.

who the fuck even gets gfs anymore?

>>508060589 (OP)
My eBay sales are going gangbusters.

>>508060589 (OP)
My hemorrhoids just cleared up.

>>508060676
Chad is juggling like 12 gfs at any given time

>>508060589 (OP)
Mossad is a meme. They do everything with the CIA. All of Israel's intel and weapons come from america. This changed nothing.

>>508061262
Ok, genius, then how do you explain the changes? A few days ago it felt like there was an elephant sitting on my chest and my left arm hurt like hell. Now there's just a gentle numbness. It's the Jews for sure.

>>508061797
you could be on to something
keep posting

>>508060589 (OP)
Explain the food on pepe memes

>>508061933
I got my job back with uncle Ralph at his roofing company. He says if he catches me freebasing in the portapotty again he'll save my dad the trouble and put the belt to me himself.

>>508062557
based unc

>>508062557
mad lad workin for that cash

>>508060676
I wouldnt trust a woman to tell me she's vaccinated or not.

>>508060589 (OP)
did you let that rest before you cut it?

>>508061201
You have the strangest little head fantasies
No one has 12 girlfriends