I know we all like to have fun here but in all seriousness...

PSA: There is no "illuminati" or anything similar. Believing there is can cause severe mental damage. Some even think they are in the illuminati, when they clearly are not. I recently had psychosis due to this, and i say that medication and therapy helps. This post is not to be interpreted as sarcasm or mocking or requesting anything of the fictional concept of humans being in control of earth in a global conspiracy. There may have been something like this at one point, but there is factually no grand human conspiracy against mankind to enslave them anymore.

If you take some of the content of these threads seriously, it can bleed into your real life with very serious side effects including paranoia or even psychosis.

I know this will likely net snarky contrarian troll responses; but i hope not, and i do hope that no one else has any problems -- and that I'm a minority outlier to have reported experiencing these aforementioned unpleasant results!

MJ12>illuminati

>>508063804 (OP)
This post would probably get much more engagement on >>>/x/

I'm the illuminati of my small corner of the world and over the last 5 years I have throw every resume with pronouns, names that don't sound American, or any indication of their race in the trash.

>>508063881
Majestic 12, committee of 300, builderburg group, illuminati, etc... it's all just fantasy or exaggerations. There's no global conspiracy or any heavy hitting organizations outside of public things like the US military or something, and that's regulated by the government which has democratically elected officials who operate the military as transparently as possible without causing national security threats. It's all a bunch of foreign propaganda to make American democracy seem like a lie

>>508064082
Lmfao