So a British F-35 did an emergency landing in India and Indian govt isnt allowing it to depart


Why is no one reporting on this. Btw this coincided around same day Israel started offensive on Iran so might be a connection there

>>508064309 (OP)
Saars want to ditch Rafael for big American cock

>>508064309 (OP)
British ship goes through the Taiwan Strait and triggers Chinese response. What are those bongs up to

>>508064504
Hegseth already said they're going to attack china because you are all zogbots

>>508064309 (OP)
Isn't interning military hardware that ends up in a neutral country normal?

>>508064309 (OP)
Did you send us shit ones on perpous? Or are they all shit?

>>508064722
It had to land there because it didn't have enough fuel to return to the carrier. There's nothing else wrong with it and they'll pick it up eventually.

>>508064309 (OP)
investiagations are ongoing

>>508064829
can't the jeets refuel it

>>508064309 (OP)
UK should nuke that mess they created in that region and be done with it all, pakis included.

>>508064309 (OP)
The Jetts could do something extremely funny. I'm sure Putin or Xi would love to get their hands on one

>>508064309 (OP)
We will take it.

After all Britishers looted 45 trillion dollars for India.

>>508064722
Are you guys going to take back Hong Kong?

>>508064873
They're out of jeet fuel

>>508064961
From*

>>508064309 (OP)
Continental indian or british indian?

>>508064873
also, I see it's armed. sitting in a civilian airport

>>508064476
didn't a boieng crash over there recently?

>Spend 999999999999£ on stealth planes with massive operational and maintenance expenses as well.
>Immidiately clutter the wing tips with weird shit destroying the stealth.

Might as well have saved the money and bought something cheaper.

>>508065166
The plane can be reconfigured for varying degrees of stealth or weapon loadouts.

It can't fly because it's broken. /thread

>>508065288
>buy stealth plane
>never use stealth
Like buying a Lamborghini on finance to only drive to tesco and do groceries
No wonder our governments always need more tax money

>>508064873
American jets can't run on poo

>>508064309 (OP)
There's nobody guarding it or anything? Yikes

>>508065566
Part of it is the fact that Lockheed Martin have been dragging their feet on integrating British weapons systems into the software.

>>508065007
good one swedebro

>>508065653
>British weapons systems
they are an even bigger mess than burger ones

It probably got hit over Iran, and it can't fly.

>>508064309 (OP)
If it was indeed carrying out operations against Iran, I'm pretty sure they'd be obliged to impound it for the duration of hostilities otherwise they'd be a party to the conflict.
>implying anyone obeys international law in 2k25
More likely they're holding it hostage and trying to see if Russia or the UK will cut them the better deal for it.

>>508064309 (OP)
>6 days at pajeet airport
imagine the smell, that F-35 is too far gone

>>508064722
Yeah, sorry about that. You can fill out a refund form at http://www.lockheedmartin.com/refunds.cfm

>>508065733
Not really. We're pretty good at missiles.

>>508065653
>British weapons systems, Lockheed Martin
Basically US weapons on US planes. BBC propaganda sure does a number on Anglo brain functioning.

>>508065653
>buying into a closed system in the hopes that they integrate non-native support at a later date
Lmao

>>508064309 (OP)
>>508064663
>Convention (V) respecting the Rights and Duties of Neutral Powers and Persons in Case of War on Land. The Hague, 18 October 1907.
>Article 11
>A neutral Power which receives on its territory troops belonging to the belligerent armies shall intern them, as far as possible, at a distance from the theatre of war.

>It may keep them in camps and even confine them in fortresses or in places set apart for this purpose.

>It shall decide whether officers can be left at liberty on giving their parole not to leave the neutral territory without permission.

https://ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treaties/hague-conv-v-1907

If it is interned, then it was actually participating in the attack on Iran

>>508065924
We helped make it.

>>508064309 (OP)
this is an infinitesimal part of the repareshiuns india is entitled to get from the yookey. They amount to 500 trillion $ in the lowest estimations.

Ccp scanning that bitch inside out, india works with them, they need the belt road to survive more than anyone else in that region!
Fucckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk 4chan.

You know what, fuck UK too, fuck F35, fuck everything.
Especially fuck 4chan.

>>508065653
Yeah that’s never going to happen lmao

>>508066144
Good morning Zhang or Pajeet

>>508064873
Jeet fuel is probably bad for it.

>>508064961
I hope UK nukes you.

>>508065972
Lol, you pay premium for it to get first orders. That's the only "help" you provide because you have zero industries.

The barely few industries you do have are owned by Chinks and Pajeets. And your government is so cucked that it arms police with bread and think cold war era Trident is so OP, that not only it can defeat every country on the world, it needs to be nerfed by cutting budgets.

Worst is, the only defense industry you got is selling old stocks of cluster bombs to Saudi Arabia.

>>508066144
He's right you know

>>508066146
It is supposed to happen with the Block 5 upgrade, whenever that finally happens.

>>508066311
Whatever helps you sleep at night I suppose.

>>508066199
Oh man, especially fuck you!
We're taking out land back, Greenland belongs to North America.

>>508066144
Kek, bitch we make more roads per day than anybody in the world. The crazy guy uncharge of building our roads is so mad, we are barely finding land to build more roads. And we don't need OBOR, can't trust Pak, and we control access to Malacca Straight. That's the whole point why OBOR got started in the first place, so we can stop choking Chinese "trade"

>>508064309 (OP)
uh they have it out in the rain! its not supposed to get wet!

>>508064309 (OP)
Maybe don't leave your jets in a foreign nation?

>>508066417
It's true, what weapon do you even make. It's either "collab with US" or "collab with EU"

>>508066653
>Wat is BAE systems??

>>508064309 (OP)
Is that a fucking rail on the wing tip?
Unbelievable, what's next flying with the missile bay doors opened to deploy them faster? Why not add a fucking round IRST to the nose like the Su 57 at this point, fuck RCS

They want to shit in it.
They want to cut a hole in the floor so thay can shit while they fly

>>508064309 (OP)
They're haggling with China on the price.

>>508065653
>begging for an ASRAAMing

>>508066540
>bitch we make more roads per day than anybody in the world
and yet you have 220 million people with no access to a toilet, gz pajeet.
>you have zero industries
you are one unhinged diarrhea machine ain't you

>>508065007
Hehehehehehehehehe

>>508066540
pick up your trash

>>508064504
>two American assets
>one floats through the national waters of the other
>China: screams and stamps its many feet
>"American":

>>508064309 (OP)
Why was a UK f-35 in India to begin with?

>>508066690
>British Assembly Enterprise

>>508064829
>it didn't have enough fuel to return to the carrier

>>508064961
And now we are overrun with you lot so can call it even :)

>>508066798
Kek, the eternal jeet

>>508066144
Fuck you too pajeet

>>508065288
Why pay an enormous sum on a state of the art stealth plane, pay out of your ass to maintain the RAM coatings only to use it in a "non-stealth configuration" do you hate having money?
Use a fucking Eurofighter for non-stealth missions... Jesus

>>508066814
Roads are the toilet, how much more access does one needs.

>>508066884
Anglos are toxic waste, can't touch them

>>508067023
The Typhoon isn't carrier capable.

>>508065566
Tesco is me favourite grocery store.

>>508066540
You also eat more poo than anyone else

>>508067434
Nah we don't get Lithuanian food here

Why dont you guys just fly if out? Do you not know how to? smirks

>>508067525
Flying it back to Britain over the Middle East may be taken the wrong way right now.

>>508064873
Would you trust jeets to refuel your fighter jet?

>>508067506
Saar we do not eat poo saar

>>508064309 (OP)
DO NOT REDEEM BLOODY BENCHODS

>>508067600
You can bomb Israel and Iran on the way back. It's a win win

>>508067525
That's why you don't actually use Ferrari as Police cars, you will be out of fuel before reaching the location. F35 is ferrari of jets, extremely pricey, faulty and runs out of fuel fast.

>>508064309 (OP)
damn

>>508066939
Can the F-35 be camperized?

>>508067642
That's mud bathing. All mud is made of poo.

>>508064309 (OP)
Doesn't it have to be repaired before it can depart?

>>508064937
Indian is a BRICS society

>>508067170
So you're paying out of your ass for a Gen 5 plane only to use it as a Gen 4 cause it's carrier compatible? Amazing, at least you'll never have a real war again so you can afford silly decisions like these.

>>508064476
>Saars want to ditch Rafael for big American cock

Despite the turkish seething nonsense, noble french Rafales earn it combat credential by beating and shaming the disgusting turkish scoundrels, despite the german and US patreons or these turkish scum.
>>508065105
Boeing is doing fine, but didn't save the disgusting and weak turkish scoundrels.

>>508067830
Jet fuel can't melt brics beams

>>508064309 (OP)
I just hope both teams have fun

>>508067855
The specifics of how they are used is up to the navy.

Probably something simple like the pajeets are not allowed near it and the fuel tanker is busy in Israel

>sat out in the rain for a week
That will be 4 months of repair and 20 million dollars to make it mission capable again

>lone F-35 makes emergency landing all the way out in India
007, that's why they won't let it leave

>>508068017
It's our country, if they have a problem with us being near it, they can fly it away. But they can't dp that can they.

>>508064309 (OP)
>isnt allowing
Seems a good excuse to bomb jeets.

>>508068222
We have more missile types than total weapons systems you use.

>>508067855
>So you're paying out of your ass for a Gen 5 plane only to use it as a Gen 4 cause it's carrier compatible?

The F-35 is the only aircraft that is compatible with brit carriers because they lack a catapult system.

>>508068661
All Soviet Jets are ramp capable.

>>508068112
You're a funny guy ranjit

>>508068661
We actually invented the catapult system and the offset runway but we decided on neither for the new class of carriers.
Catapults have their disadvantages.

>>508068841
Mainly they're expensive.

>>508068882
>Mainly they're expensive.
That wasn't the reason.
Although it was the reason for not having a nuclear plant.

>>508068955
There are suggestions that they may be retrofitted with them at a later date.

>>508068741
You know for some reason I can't really picture the UK buying Flankers and Fulcrums.

>>508069008
You guys are the reason. Else they are broke enough to happily buy it through the Parliament resolutions.

>>508064309 (OP)

You'd probably seize it as well if it had a Paki flying it. Yes you can make emergency landing. Paki pops out. Oh dear.

>>508069006
It's possible that they may be used to launch drones but not really aircraft.

One of the disadvantages of a catapult system is that the aircraft needs to have the undercarriage reinforced, which makes it heavier and reduces payload.

>>508064309 (OP)
Why is a British fighter jet in India in the first place?

>>508064309 (OP)
Literally another case of Indians taking technology from Whites because they can't do anything themselves.

>>508069182
Buyer's remorse

>>508069182
>Why is a British fighter jet in India in the first place?
Went to fetch some curries for the lads.

>>508069182
It was having a technical difficulties sir. We fixed it. Now the British are refusing to fly it. This is very much racism sir.

>>508069182
why are german airborne tankers being used to refuel iraeli jets?

>>508067170
But the Rafale is ;-)

>>508064961
>After all Britishers looted 45 trillion dollars for India.
as if it wouldve made a difference in your shithole anyway
wouldve been funneled to baba's and other mounds of shit for you to worship

>>508069501
Because Germans have an experience of putting Gasoline in Jews.

>>508064961
you brits should've annihilated these turds.

>>508066546
It's OK, they covered it in shit already

>>508064576
alhamdulillah i love saint hegseth now
may abu hegseth succeed in cleaning our land from the infidels
allahuakbar

>>508064873
Jeet fuel melts steel jets

>>508064309 (OP)
It's because F-35s are shit, and therefore rightful Indian property...

>>508066546
So, the only day Britain had a clear weather to be able to fly an F35, it ran out of fuel.

>>508067739
What you on about?

>>508064309 (OP)
They're saying there's some technical fault in the aircraft.
Is this why the F-35 is mocked so nuch?
Or just shoddy british maintenance?

>>508065105
Are you working for Dassault faggot ?

>>508064961
>After all Britishers looted 45 trillion dollars for India
thank you come again

>>508070977
or just GEO locking by american design.

Microsoft office has detected the airplane is not where it should be and has shut down the whole airplane.

Btw why is a english airplane in india? Whats the story here.

>>508066540
Watching an Indian brag about anything is like watching a downie cheer after making a macaroni painting

>>508067056
>Roads are the toilet
Only designated roads.

>>508072532
It was flying from a brit carrier conducting misisons from Arabian Sea off Indian coastline. Probably supporting Israel.

The official story is it could not land on the mothership due to bad weather. Ran low of fuel, asked India for permission to land at one of our airports. Take on fuel and return back.
Everything ok so far.

Now they're saying the jet needs repairs before it can leave. This is unusual.

>>508064663
Not during peacetime.

>>508065799
>trying to see if Russia or the UK will cut them the better deal for it.
Jeets want to sell it to china

>>508074602
As outrageous as it sounds, it could unironically happen based on past history.

>>508074756
>past history
When has India sold western military tech to PRC?