Where my SEA bros at?

Really miss bum guns. Western people really walk around with shit in their ass and then call Asia dirty. Sorry my people are savages.

>>508075197 (OP)
Flags I have never seen here: Myanmar, cambo, laos, Brunei, east timor. Every post by a Filipino is about how they're superior to whites but also respect us for inventing shit

>>508075197 (OP)
Go to bharatchan

i need to get a remote gig going so i can move to bangkok permanently

>>508075262
check malaysia. the toilets in shopping centres and anywhere else are fucking putrid. they dont have a bum gun, just a dirty garden hose. even in the 5 star places

>>508077367
Bangkok was not my vibe, what do you like about that place?

>>508075197 (OP)
I hate hot humid places. My condolences to anyone who lives there.

>>508075262
Bum guns good for hairy monke ass.

Pattaya Has Fallen
Fucking Social Media

>>508077863
cheap living costs, cash based society, city is alive 24/7 unlike europe where everything closes at 8pm, love the cuisine, love the cheap and affordable sex, great shopping malls and generally a great travel hub in asia be it for thailand itself or other places to travel to (roundtrip to japan for example is under 300 bucks)

>>508078650
>bangkok
>cheap
ngmi
last time it was cheap was when tom yum goong happened in the 90s you retard

>>508078833
still cheaper than anything in europe

my fully furnished one bedroom apartment near sukhumvit road cost me little under 400 bucks total per month and i can survive on under 10 bucks per day and eat like a king

>>508077367
Why would anyone want to live in that hellhole?

>>508078978
>still cheaper than anything in europe
keep telling yourself that newfag
thai rak thai. you're lower than a soi dog on the totem pole

>>508079038
try living in europe and you will understand

>>508079071
>you're lower than a soi dog on the totem pole
thats fine i enjoy being a second class citizen in asia because in europe as a white man i am third class citizen

>>508075197 (OP)
I hear there is trouble in the world, everything is fine here

>>508075262
You can buy them at any hardware store around the world. Costs about 15 bucks and a few minutes to install.

>>508077490
I'll concede to that, public toilets here are atrocious outside of specific shopping malls and hotels. I always keep a pack of tissues on hand so I can at least do a wet wipe > dry wipe.

>>508075197 (OP)
>SEA mentioned
Obligatory Flip master race ragebait

>>508080117
i fucking hated malaysia each time i went there (its a stop over from shitty fucking airasiax) filthy fucking place, full of rude raghead slapheads
alcohol is expensive, locals are gross, everyones full of shit
stayed at the petronas towers once, that was shit, stayed at times square hotel next to the mall with the rollercoaster in it, that was shit
took a huge dump on arrival, flushed the toilet paper... toilet instantly clogs
just a fucking cunt of a country

>>508075197 (OP)
Just being a wagie while watching desert kikes and border kikes get blown up

>>508080191
keep rubbing on the titan gel and eating robust extreme like skittles diba
ay nako, a nation of filthy whores. its a shame now though that the birth rate has fucking plummeted because the replenishment of whores is drying up in a few generations it will be over

>>508077104
>Every post by a Filipino is about how they're superior to whites
Those are the jeets. I do thank Americans and Spaniards that my country is governed by morals and ethics of the Bible. Also I thank white people for bringing science and technology to this shithole. Unironically, the oldest structures in flipland are Spanish commissioned churches built by slave flips.

>>508075197 (OP)
Sup my dude

>>508075262
Based. I like them more than the button controlled ones in Japan and Korea.

Everything fine over here at SEA. Cost of living going through the roof soon.
Currently waiting for 5th July. See if the doomsday prediction comes true.

>>508075197 (OP)
Not politics
>>>/int/

>>508080219
sounds like you spent most of your time in the KL area, and yeah it sucks. Plus it's fucking hot all the time nowadays.
Best I can say about it is that we don't get any natural disasters outside of flooding, and that's mostly in the coastal areas during the rainy season.

>>508075197 (OP)
Checked

>>508080312
head to davao, the entire area surrounding davao doc is fucking jeet restaurants filthy cunts and they all queue at the HSBC atm, because withdraws are free
putrid fucking animals

>Thai goverment is in a clusterfuck right now
KEK theifland are the next myanmmar
https://youtu.be/zjS06EIuk9c?si=ezwCW_Tmc2PQeX-N

>>508080219
Plus the fact malaysia has a poojeet population about the size of canada
Glad my country has the least jeet influence around SEA

>>508075197 (OP)
All horrible brown people or white nonces live there

>>508082319
see
>>508080983

davao is a poojeet shit show m8

>>508082148
shes just the latest puppet. they are paving the way for yingluck (who i always wanted to fuck) to come back
thaksin is running the show in thailand

>>508080191
Konichiwa, dude!

>>508075197 (OP)
238 days here in SEA, only 6 left...but I'm going to Poland, so I'm not sad. Going places is my life.

>>508082423
>davao has jeets
>jeets are known to hate muslims
>davao is in a muzzie majority area
Been to davao nigga you will only see mostly muzzies
https://youtu.be/cA2yx666Fus?si=dW6C9pWCJeKnQzPt

>>508082545
>Going places is my life.
miserable

i cant tell if my country has committed to the chinese proxy bit because we are also on the path to jeets taking over

>>508077490
Only pajeets have sudden random urges to shit in public. The rest of us shit at home (or in our hotel). My bowels won't move if I'm not relaxing in my room, no matter how many putrid shitfarts emerge.

>>508082423
>thaksin is running the show in thailand
A coup can happen at any moment that could lead to a civil war like myanmmar

>>508082703
its not about that, its the fact nobody ever cleans them

>>508075262
bum gun is not that great, actually. The poop smear around the anal canal is sticky and can only be taken off with soft tissue

>>508082545
Lucky you I've been stuck inside the same house for 36 years

>>508075262
>bum guns with pressure set to the maximum

>>508078021
29 C and overcast today in Malaysia. Humid yes, but you get used to it.

>>508082695
yeah but your country actually is one of the very few examples of diversity is our strength unlike your cousin malaycock who installed literal segregation of muzzies being the top while rest are at the bottom

>>508082571
stfu you idiot, READ WHAT I WROTE
there are barely any fucking ragheads in davao, they congregate all around bankoerohan and davao doctors hospital. entire streets of jeet restaurant slop and filthy fucking medical students
my wife is from davao and i live there so stfu nigger luzon retard monkey

>>508077104
There are a ton of VPNfagging Indians here who either pose as Filipino and start randomly attacking whites as well as some who disguise themselves with Euroflags or Memeflags and try to start Filipino hate threads, which is just absurdly random. Direct marching orders from bharatchan discord servers. They couldn’t make it more obvious and it’s hilarious. I try to give them advice

Reminder all SEA flags on this board are Western sexpats.

>>508082930
based mongers

>>508078021
>says a pajeet
Or are you from annexed part of Nepal?

>>508082713
the tranny faggot king got payment from thakky, so he welcomed him back once the deal was made. he paid off prayut the army boss/junta, now they are paving the way for the return of yingluck
thailand is a third world banana republic, if you think america is fucked up, thailand is controlled by a few families

there will be no coup detat, everyone at the top has been paid.

>>508082912
stop going to mudslime/jeet infested areas. they are savages because they are not governed by Christian values.

>>508083051
the ragheads are in the west, deep south and possibly catobato / gensan areas
the jeets in davao have absolutely infiltrated poblacian

>>508083051
yeah but mindano food or moro food is actually super fucking good beats out thai food imp its just underrated because muzzies don't represent us the tagalogs do which have shitty food cuisine

>>508080191
>most powerful race in the world
This is true. I've seen it firsthand.

>>508082786
That's rape!
>>508082780
No luck involved. Total daily average includes 4 direct flights to UAE, Poland, Turkey and USA. Still less than Mr. Goldberg charges for rent.

>>508082876
The White ruling class in America used to prioritize Whites too. Jews took over and changed that.

>>508082912
well its not as bad as the other SEA countries like thailand, Malaysia, singapore, Indonesia etc
>time will tell
Hopefully we have a racist president at the future that despises jeets
I would rather lets spics into our country desu

>>508083241
try putting a flip 7/11 condom on a white cock
its not happening, the reason is flip men have the smallest cocks on earth
thats why every single flip woman wants to have skin to skin with a white man no matter how fat or old. they want creampies from whites

their sisters, their aunts, their mothers, their grand mothers. all want and have had white seed inside their fertile little pukis

>>508078650
>sexpat
Never mind, stay in Bangkok

>>508083364
>I would rather lets spics into our country desu
you're basically a country of mulatto spics
everyone is absolutely mixed meat. for some reason flip micro dicks love chinitas. disgusting.

>>508082930
I've had one sex in eight months, am I sexpat? Also got sucked by a tranny but I made him stop (because fellatio is lame) and then I tried to finger him but a dick popped out so I said forget this bullshit.

>>508083390
>Australia has a pajeet infestation.
Interesting.

>>508083241
>>508083390
You whites have been making alot of white mix flips into our country in the past decade they are already a minority in metro manila thanks alot

>>508083416
i can fuck hookers in europe too. pussy has never been the main reason but i am also not gonna pretend that i dont like visiting a massage place once in a while

>>508083464
Yeah autralia has it worse than FUCKING CANADA so you know its bad

>>508083509
>You whites have been making alot of white mix flips into our country in the past decade
lmao
a decade? your women have been whores for a century or more
even when lapu lapu turned up they all worshipped his big massive cock

>>508077104
I am filipino

>>508083509
Your genetics are too powerful. We need to mix.

>>508083364
>I would rather lets spics into our country desu
You already did that 500 years ago.

>>508083051
What christkek values? worshipping jews and stealing shit? why do you little niggas need security guards at fucking Jollibee?

>>508083611
the intermixing wasn't there compared to latin america so we didn't worship white cock until recently

>>508083595
>Yeah autralia has it worse than FUCKING CANADA
Source?

>>508083615
another highly skilled worker in a white country
if you were all so highly skilled and needed the 7000 islands wouldnt be filthy disgusting shit holes
you need a 4 year degree to get a job in mcdonalds for fuck sake because youre all braindead
>>508083653
they are so stupid they forget basic things like that

>>508075197 (OP)
nothing ever happens
godbless iran godbless israel godbless china godbless america death to india

>>508083695
It's a flag joke and you're retarded. Congratulations.

>>508083686
>flips didnt interacial until last decade
lmao
>chinitas
>mestizos
HELLO MCFLY? HELLO?

>>508083749
czech flag looks nothing like the flip flap idiot
get some contact lenses or try to fix your colourblindness

>>508083629
Yup the results are very spectacular pic real
>>508083653
Well we need more I want to see big booty filipinas

>>508083844
>feminine homosexual with ear rings and a micro cock
>another feminine homosexual

>>508077104
I have all of them but would absolutely bust a nut if papua new guinea, the solomon islands, or vanuatu ever showed up... a man can dream...

>>508075197 (OP)
How hard is it to bag a cute viet girl?

>>508083754
>chinitas
That's a SEA thing China is so close to us we would ofc make contact and intermingle
>mestizos
They make 5% not really big compared to latin america where its completely cucked

>>508083965
the whole vietnam only has cute girls

>>508083965
if you're paying VN is by far the cheapest, the women are the HOTTEST in SEA, but coldest most business like experience ever
look up gaito website you can see reviews if you translate it, you can fuck them in love hotels for like 15 bucks. almost all have fake tits and landing strip pubes. but its like going to mcdonalds getting a burger. its just transactional, theres no GFE there

>>508084020
Don't we control their major food branches there?

>>508075197 (OP)
/vt/ they are on /vt/

>>508084078
Im not paying im good looking

>>508084152
all vtubers are flips but they look like east asian waifus so its not all bad

>>508084152
>vtubers
Those are men