>89 seconds left drump

>>508080068 (OP)
i can't wait until boomers die and we can stop with this "doomsday clock" type bullshit.

Any minute now

>>508080068 (OP)
i love how in 2020 they just randomly threw in dangers of climate change and never mentioned it before or since.
my sister and i were talking about the "end times" the other day and how growing up evangelical in the 80s and 90s all we ever heard was that we were in the end times and every thing happening around the world all matched prophecy. and yet here we are 40 - 50 years later...

2 more minutes!

>>508080068 (OP)
why they add the climate bs doe

>>508080068 (OP)
>>508080121
it made sense when it was about nukes in the 50s but now it's literally just
>orange man bad
and
>muh global warming reee
>>508082408
it's because they wanted to do orange man bad ahead of the election but you can't really do nuclear threats because the US and Russia both massively degraded out stockpiles and most thirdy nations like india or north korea who have nukes only have like unguided bombs which would be shitty if they were used but they can really only bomb india, pakistan and south korea and japan. it would be like Chernobyl level bad but not anywhere on the scale of if the US and USSR did an ICBM exchange

>>508082757
orange man bad ahead of the 2020 elections because large scale nuclear conflict isn't going to happen

It's so dumb. We are way past doomsday, they need to set the clock to 2 am.

>>508082552
Should I start ducking yet, or is it to late to even cover?

>>508080068 (OP)
2 more weeks to midnight

>>508080121
There's no old people dying u retard they get replaced by the next generation and the average age will increase in our lifetime

We wont have a young society for the next 100 years or so you retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vc
2 minutes to midnight - iron midnight


[Verse 1]
Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of bloody treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death

[Pre-Chorus]
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

[Chorus]
Two minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom
Two minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb

[Verse 2]
The blind men shout, "Let the creatures out
We'll show the unbelievers"
Napalm screams of human flames
For a prime-time Belsen feast, yeah!
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat
And lick the gravy
We oil the jaws of the war machine
And feed it with our babies
See Iron Maiden Live
Get tickets as low as $36
You might also like
Born in the U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen
Advice to Joe
Roy Acuff
With God on Our Side
Bob Dylan
[Pre-Chorus]
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
The body bags and little rags
Of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain
To put the finger right on you
As the madmen play on words
And make us all dance to their song
To the tune of starving millions
To make a better kind of gun
[Pre-Chorus]
The killer's breed or the demon's seed
The glamour, the fortune, the pain
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain
Don't you pray for my soul anymore

[Chorus]

>>508080068 (OP)
THE HECKIN CLOCKERINO IS GETTING CLOSING TO MIDNIGHT, I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

>>508083735
very annoying website when you copy the lyrics and theres an ad in it lol

>>508083735
>>508083821
fail

>>508082757
cuz this shit is for drooling retards to hyperventilate about

>>508080068 (OP)
> arbitrary setting
And it stayed that way ever since, everything you need to know

>>508080121
A long time ago it was related to mutually assured destruction.
Now they only move it anytime trump gets elected. They didn't move it the last two times nuclear armed nations were in direct armed conflict with each other (poos-pakis, jews-sandnigs).

>>508080068 (OP)
retarded boomerslop meme. clocks don't go backwards, it doesn't even make sense

>>508080068 (OP)

here`s the new clock

>>508080068 (OP)
>climate change

>>508080068 (OP)
>2023: Russia said they would drop nukes on Ukraine
Wat? Did I miss something?

>>508082757
2025 and glacier national park still has a ton of glaciers, but they’re predicting those will be gone by 2030 which is totally going to happen this time for realsies, y’all :(

>>508080068 (OP)
>doomsday clock turned into climate change shilling

>>508084431
Climates change, like we have seashell fossils in the interior of landmasses, but manmade climate change is bullshit. We started writing down air temperatures during the European LITTLE ICE AGE and act all surprised when it’s getting hotter. Well of course it is, dumbfucks. Interesting how the only ever show the far right side of this graph.
>captcha: M2GOD
lol

>>508080068 (OP)
>conveniently forgot about Cuban Missile Crisis

>>508085132
>pic
coast-cels about to get fucked bigly by the neo-aquarian age

>>508080068 (OP)
>2 more minutes

>>508080068 (OP)
Shits like zenos paradox. Never gunna hit midnight. half of a half of a half of nothing ever happens type shit

>>508085132
99.9% of that chart is made up. Controlled masses vary over time and this governs all timeline determinations. Anything beyond 10 mya is certainly fake.

>>508080068 (OP)
>minutes to midnight
>it's been years and still not there
What a gimmick.

>>508085132
the bottom of that graph are brutal ice ages. if manmade climate change saves us from spending more time on the bottom thats a good thing

>>508080068 (OP)
lol
lmao

>17 mins to 100 seconds due to climate change
>1 second change due to potential nuclear war

>>508084133
pakistan is only capable of nuking india and india is only able to nuke pakistan and china. the only way india could hit a real country would be if their subs work, their nukes work and their sub missiles work, which, it's fucking india.
in theory north korea is the only other nation besides india, china, russia and nato that can theoretically hit a real nation, but that would imply their rockets work

>>508080068 (OP)
>arbitrary
>arbitrary
>arbitrary
>arbitrary

The doomsday clock is the boomer version of sign tapping.

>>508080068 (OP)
I never understood this shit and why it's measured in minutes. Everytime it's mentioned I just think "oh the funny clock"

>>508087947
This is what really gets me. The whole thing is an exercise in fart sniffing by "trust us bro, we're" experts. If you want to be an apoplectic faggot about things you start it at 4 or 5, then you can really jump ahead when it gets hot in the summer or orange man is bad.

>>508080068 (OP)
The clock was never meaningful. Especially in the past 20 years.

>>508080068 (OP)
>>"Climate change"

When that got added to the doomsday clock for nuclear war, I knew it was bullshit.

two more weeks until nuclear annihilation!

>>508088407

>>508080068 (OP)
wtf is a climate upheaval

>>508083735
>Get tickets as low as $36
>You might also like
>Born in the U.S.A.
>Bruce Springsteen
>Advice to Joe
>Roy Acuff
>With God on Our Side
>Bob Dylan
The first time I heard these lyrics I had to pull the car over. They hit me right in the feels and I started sobbing uncontrollably. It's like bruce dickinson was speaking directly to me. That shows the real power of music.

>iron maiden
the songs are cool but the lyrics are worse than children rhymes

>>508080068 (OP)
yawn

>>508080068 (OP)
Lmao what a meaningless metric. What the hell is this even based on?

>>508092752
>What the hell is this even based on?
It was the original two more weeks.

>>508080068 (OP)
The worst thing about this gay shit is these le experts get paid for it.

>>508080068 (OP)
>imagine actually thinking Russia has functional nuclear arms
lmao, they can't afford to upkeep any of their current equipment with all of the embezzlement, nuclear arms cost quite a bit more to keep functional

>>508087819
kek im starting to think these niggers don't know what they're talking about

>>508084372
1000% more reliable

>>508080121
>waiting for old people to die
>not doing it yourself

>>508080121
89 seconds equal two weeks.

>>508080068 (OP)
>muh climate change
fucking fags