Thread 508086976

Short stocks. Right now.
WW3 begins tonight.

>>508086976 (OP)
Trump said two weeks.

>>508087044
they're doing it Saturday dipshit

>>508086976 (OP)
>get rich
>short
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

this will be the biggest rugpull ever on shorters
too many normies are anticipating a market crash

>>508086976 (OP)
Remember the Gulf War and WW2?

Yeah, US Defense industry stock soared.

Things like Lockheed Martin and Boeing will go through the roof if we have a war with Iran.

>>508086976 (OP)
war is bullish anon.

No way fag.

>>508086976 (OP)
I do not pratice usury

>>508086976 (OP)
Screencaping this. Will check in on Monday for an update.

>>508086976 (OP)
>Short stocks. Right now.
fuck that, I buy the dip, never short an up trend unless you actually know the exact time shit kicks off

>>508086976 (OP)
I just bought 20 pounds of Raytheon

>>508087666
>666

>>508087666
>fuck that, I buy the dip
Based Satan.

>>508086976 (OP)
Want to be rich?
Always do the opposite of what bobos on /pol/ say. Maybe buy shares of Raytheon if you really think we're going to war.

>>508086976 (OP)
Stocks have gone up after invasions, every time.

>>508087044
>>508087158
In fairness against the "two weeks" thing, literally last Friday Israel sent a similar message saying bombing could begin "as soon as next week" or something similar and literally started that night.

>>508088040
if you were paying attention the bombing wasn't exactly a surprise, both Trump and Hegseth gave heads-up on Fox News days before Israel struck

>>508086976 (OP)
Futures are up we prolly are going to war

>>508086976 (OP)
I hate gambling but I do loving discussing the stock market and investments.
let's say your version of ww3 does begin, how will the market be affected?

>>508087295
>US Defense industry stock soared
The MIC really doesn't have any spare capacity any more. They can't really increase production and if hostilities start with China the MIC assembly plants will not be receiving parts to fully assemble many of its weapons systems.

>>508087295
>Boeing

IF ITS BOEING I AIN’T BLOODY GOING!

>>508086976 (OP)
Be sneedy when others are fearful o algo.
Basically put your life savings into leveraged longs

>>508086976 (OP)
explain to me like im a woman how to make money shorting stocks

>>508088208
It wasn't a surprise, it was just ahead of schedule

>>508088642
step 1 is be rich or connected enough to have access to the stock market

Futures are fake and gay

>>508088558
I think the US MIC might just be the ultimate job machine and economic booster of USA. With overwhelming demand, the MIC will pay more and attract jobs jobs jobs. Literally the MIC could bring America out of NEETdom. If there is one thing Americans love more than doing nothing it is war. A good, big war.

>>508086976 (OP)
>THE HAPPENINGS ARE HAPPENING
>THE REAL ESTATES ARE OVERWHELMING
>THE AI IS TAKING OVER
>THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING
>THE YIELDS ARE SPIKING
>THE RATES ARE CUTTING
>THE PETRODOLLARS ARE DYING
>THE BONDS ARE DEFAULTING
>THE INSIDERS ARE SHORTING
>THE MONEYS ARE INFLATING
>THE PENSIONS ARE PONZYING
>THE FAMINES ARE COMING
>THE MARKETS ARE CRASHING
>THE JOBS ARE RECEEDING
>THE UBI'S ARE DROPPING
>THE DEBTS ARE PILING UP
>THE CYBERCRIMINALS ARE HACKING
>THE BLACKOUTS ARE COMING
>THE WORLD WARS ARE STARTING
>THE WEST HAS FALLEN
It's over but I still have to go to work Monday morning. I'm tired bros, I'm tired of this world. When will it finally be my turn to be on top?

>>508086976 (OP)
haven't they been shitting the bed every friday for quite a while now?
people just take their gains from the week to prevent losing a lot of money by trump doing something funny while the stock market is closed for the next 2 days and they have no chance to react before it's too late

>>508088485
>doesn't show ticker
>doesn't show time scale
>lack of indicators
>showing price action that was months ago
>has not shown portfolio
>using some faggy app for trading
>talks about shorting yet has not provided options spread/listing
Holy shit I wonder how many retards on this board will eat up your bullshit kek

>>508089093
Literally a glownigger bot.

>>508086976 (OP)
Don't short. Just dollar cost average out of the market and tell others to do the same.

>>508089307
It's 2003 retard

>>508086976 (OP)
it's okay i'm invested in index funds

i'll win in the long run

1) a = Pick the amount of cash you are willing to lose
2) b = Pick a date you think the market will definitely have collapsed by
3) c = total market assets
4) d = c-a
5) e = d / days_til(b)
6) sell e every day til b starting with the stocks you believe are most overvalued
If you want to be more efficient you should do a gradually accelerating exit, but this is more risky the more your date is off.
35% Tbills
35% gold
15% farmland trusts
10% cash
More into TIPS, energy stocks and gold/crypto less into tbills and cash if you think the government will start printing money.

>>508086976 (OP)
>not buying physical gold and silver
you're clearly not thinking ahead when you realize how useless fiat would be, and thus all your stocks

>>508091859
Only retards buy shiny things.
Smart people stockpile FOOD

>>508092376
Can you tell me if this food item I'm stockpiling is any good? I can link it if you want

>>508087189
This

>>508087756
Not mine, sadly. It's a US biotetch company though. Fuck. I should have pulled out 2 weeks ago and I would have been okay (still was hit hard for some reason in January).
I'm stupid and bought an extra $1000 worth of the same stock because i'm stupid.

>>508086976 (OP)
>Short stocks. Right now.
>WW3 begins tonight.

I've been holding onto my UVIX for 2 months, watching it slowly bleed, dying, gasping for air.
WW3 will turn this into a nice profit, c'mon Dahnald do it. DO IT.

>>508090070
source?

>>508093216
This from Seymour Hersh, some journalist. It was first posted here on /pol/ yesterday.
But it fits Trump's behavioral patterns. Mostly that Trump cares ALOT about stonk markets and major events are postponed till weekends. 2 weeks IMO is wwaaayy too long since Israel is suffering attacks which is politically damaging to Bibi.
So this weekend sounds like the optimal time to bomb. Also this gives Trump and his insider friends time to get out their long positions and go short.

>>508092376
Food only inflates 2-3% on average you are losing money compared to TIPS cause you have to store the food and it can go bad.
If there is sustained food inflation then you are much better of stockpiling bullets.

>>508086976 (OP)
>He thinks stocks will still exist after the total devastation WW3 will be
You should have bought land and lots of food anon, you chose poorly

>>508087044
Do you know how many times the US has said this, before attacking someone on their backfoot...

>>508086976 (OP)
>he was right
I just doubled my net worth with $QQQ puts, srsly
Im shaking right now

>>508086976 (OP)
>ww3
>jewish empire of Satan shit raping Iran
That's not a world war, it's the jews raping Iran.

go all in us oil stocks
$HUSA
$GBR
$MXC

I'm shorting the fuck on that 500% tariff on China Lindsey Graham keeps pushing. They have 85 sponsors in the senate, so it's a go, it about two more weeks.