Do you ever wish for a zombie apocalypse to happen in real life?

>>508087876 (OP)
just head on down to kensington philly or DTES vancouver

>>508087876 (OP)
No I'm not some doomer faggot. I wish for days of rope and ovens.

>>508087876 (OP)
no

I did when I was a teenager. I didn't have much to lose. I have a good job and a condo now. I don't want to lose my nice things now.

>>508087876 (OP)
No, because have you seen London? Zombie apocalypse already exists irl.
I love it when girls wear those shoes though.

>>508087876 (OP)
Go to downtown LA and you will see zombies IRL.

>>508087876 (OP)
>Do you ever wish for a zombie apocalypse to happen in real life?
Take a look around, it's already here.
Only difference from the movies, is in real life, the zombies don't have a flesh eating disease.

>>508091023
Wait, you were talking about people on their phones?
Oh... I meant sandniggers.

>>508087876 (OP)
Every day

>>508087876 (OP)
Yes. I am a sucker for post-apoc fiction and zombie outbreaks are a big part of that genre. I'd like to participate in one. I got my prepper stuff ready to go, I am a big guy (4u) and quite strong, I can eve run long distance when I need to. I rate my chances as pretty good for initial survival. Long term it will probably suck, back to medieval tech is not fun. Short fun it would be fucking great.

Also, depends if you get slow Walking Dead style zeds or rage virus 28 days later runners.

>>508091405
short term*

>>508087876 (OP)
>Do you ever wish for a zombie apocalypse to happen in real life?
yes
>do i think i will handle it like i think i would?
no

>>508087876 (OP)
Cute feet