New Lainey toss

Lainey added a new womb tattoo

>>508128038
jfc imagine having no clue about your life, cycles, and physicality in relation to your mental health? chicks literally disassociate from themselves

New womb tattoo just dropped

Its like adding a new graffiti to an old busted building

This is like incel COPE
>No one loved me but i love myself

Bump

>>508128038
You think she’ll auction those ?

She and StoneToss should do a collaboration. I don't know what it might be, but seeing these are the two most popular cartoonists on Pol, it would be cool.

>>508128345
>pouring out of empty cup
wishful thinking or selfironic meta roast induced subconsciously?

>>508128153
>not using the toilet seat
is this bitch retarded?

>>508130292
Common womanism

You're dealing with a broad completely brainfucked by the media. This is what's really on her mind: "I'm moving to the big city because I want to re-create Sex and the City. I want to get away from my parents and enjoy my youth. I want to drink and party. I want to live in a big city where I can be a slut if I want to and my slutty behaviour can remain anonymous. I want to pretend I'm cool in front of people who don't know how goofy I really am and how incredibly unpopular I was in high school. I want to meet pretentious artists and maybe smoke some weed. I want to ignore men on the streets because I am here pretending to be the superstar I never was in real life. I'll act as if those idiots can only wish this 'diva' ever turned to look at them. I want to dress sexy and at the same time shame men for staring at me. I want to pretend I'm a feminist even though I will only advocate for other white women's rights. I want to pretend to be progressive and political even though I don't have the slightest clue on any world issue. I just want to waste a few years of my life and I don't care whose heart I break, I'm in it for the fun. And finally I would only give this up and consider a man for marriage if he's super rich... but if he ever dares to stop providing me with a privileged lifestyle that I am so entitled to, I'll divorce him, take his house and get half his money and move back to my hometown... I got the legal system supporting my every move regardless of how irresponsible I can potentially be. I'm the woman at the end of the day, and men are all evil according to the judge. Yeah, what could possibly go wrong in the big city? I'm going."

>>508130292
Doing the seat hover is a common thing because you don't know how many diseases are still percolating in the moist warmth left by the skank that used the toilet just before you. That's why better restrooms will have paper seat covers. What's ridiculous stupidity is the other stuff that are only issues brought on by her own behavior.

She's so perfect

>>508132214
could it be ... a female, on /pol/?

>>508132214
If one cannot survive the germs in a regular bathroom why should they be allowed to continue in the gene pool?

Her not having children is a bonus to whites at this point.

>>508130292
I wouldn't want to share seats with modern STD riddled whores that spew their bodily sewage uncontrollably either.

>>508128038
LMFAO.

Someone post the ball

>>508135658

>>508128017 (OP)
Anyone remember when she was supposedly active on 4Chan and posting on /pol/ and /adv/?
>Original /adv/ thread:
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/26136051/

>>508135224
u gonna get fungal spores in your lungs just breathing in women bathroom.

What makes Lainey funny is she's already super mid, even her youngest photos show this.

>>508128345
>>508128472
what a motherfucking putrid repulsive whore...

>>508128472
He nails are disgusting. Do any men date women with nails like that. I would do a 360 and walk away if I saw those fucking things on some broad.

>>508136254
Moar laineyballs
>>508136458
>>508136560
She's such a dirty slut it's so hot bros I want to get her blackout drunk and slap the shit out of her while I piss on her as she pukes her guts out in the tub

>>508136895

>>508128345
A lot of women get these sorts of symbolic tattoos after an abortion. I know a woman who got a back piece and she would add a flower to it every time she got an abortion I think she had like five flowers on it.

Napkin doodle tattoo accumulators are the fucking worst though.

>>508129741
Based panty collector. Pro tip: gym dumpsters are a great source to find soiled panties. Women often pee or secrete other vaginal fluids when they lift, and so many of them toss their soiled pantied in the trash. They are all for me. I have harvested over 70 pairs from Goodlife Fitness dumpsters located near universities.

>>508130292

YOU ARE A VIRGIN KEK POINT AND LAUGH

>>508128153
>talking on the phone while taking a shit and treating cold sores
Bitch stop multitasking

>>508128153
Only a complete savage talks on their phone in the shitter.

>>508128017 (OP)
did she just end up at same therapist that juden peterson goes to?

>>508137524
I'm not at all interested in that but I respect your hustle

>>508137725
bro there are human beings that walk amoung us that consider it normal to have a face to face conversation while takeing a shit.

>>508134205
She's not a very pretty woman. She's also not very funny or insightful.

>>508128153
The stretch marks and cellulite are nice touches

>>508137917
Us Indians have to stick together. We are very resourceful.

>>508129935
fi suggest a foxford colaboration. oglaf would be even better content wise (if you know what i mean)

>>508136254
>>508137237
I love laineyballs so much, bros

>>508128604

>>508128604
I like the tattoo on the front of her neck, the one that marks to the surgeon where her tracheostomy tube will go after has her larynx removed for her chain-smoking/cum-guzzling/bulimia complications.

>>508138274
We need new Laineyballs centred around the Israeli-Iran conflict.

>>508138546
Get on it.
Bump

>>508128472
why do women start to look more like trannies in their 30s

>>508128345
>we have womb tattoo at home

>>508128017 (OP)
tkd

>>508136254
>>508136895
>>508137237
>>508138368
Loves a lainey ball thread, me.

>>508138068
I don't consider those troglodytes human, an ex used to have a dad who would leave the fucking door open when he was dropping a log so he could carry on talking to his missus or listening to whats on TV.
I didnt stay with her long.

>>508138778
Facial bones keep growing. Estrogen causes the neotonic traits in women but only for so long.

>>508128345
lol what's with the fucking sphinx?
>ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE AND MAYBE YOU GET TO SEE SOME STRANGE LATER TODAY

Juanita post tits.

>>508128345
Women are literal toddlers. That shit all over her arm just randomly placed is exactly what a toddler does to walls.

>>508128472
Clock I want desu

>>508128604

Women endlessly "find themselves", "love themselves", "finally at peace with aging", etc
Straight White men do not do this shit.

>>508128017 (OP)
>Be depressed because whore
>Struggle with it daily by self-medicating with whorey things
>Establish new baseline of whoredom that feels novel and exciting
>Claim to have defeated your dragon
>Celebrate by being a whore
Looking forward to this comic being repackaged and redelivered in 3 months

>>508128472
>>508128604
You just know this bitch has STDs and is absolutely loaded up on Antidepressants.

>>508128017 (OP)
Women with tattoos have to wear long sleeved shirts when they dont want to look like a skanky old hooker.

>>508128472
Actually Would.

>>508134205
I want her to queef in my mouth.

>>508128472
>sphinx
>three of cups
to no one's surprise, she's a tarot poser

Are laineyballs the pinnacle of comedy?

>>508134205
She should get her hairline lowered. I'm Hungarian and suffer the same fate

>>508128017 (OP)
Fugg yeah. Best thread ever!

her ovaries telling her it is the last chance

>>508128153
hot

>>508137599
I think it’s a vape

>>508140016
Polan balls are the pinnacle but lainey balls are breddy gud.

>>508128153
Are tattoos a good replacement for having babbies?

>>508140058
that leg-penis-ball is female hypergamy in one picture

>>508136560
No. Those are coal burner nails 100%.

>>508136254
You may not like it, but this is what women really want from a man.

>>508137524
Most Native and Sane Canadian

>>508140321
100%

>>508140016
>Are laineyballs the pinnacle of comedy?
When I imagine what Lainey's reaction to the ball is, I think yes, they are necessarily so.

>>508136254
Finally someone posted the real Lainey

>>508128153

Hot. I want to be her human toilet. Drink gallons of her piss and swallow all her shit.

>>508128263
It seems millennial chicks pinball their way through life. Romantic horror, candy diets, bad diets, "moods", "need no man", bad vaginal hygene, pop culture, not unpacking their emotions etc. Of course they blame boomer curated society as the boomer curated society is perceived society to be the promised world for millennial chicks to be the prodigal daughters and find that betabux/captain save a hoe to save them through parenthood. Not that us millennial guys did not perceive a promised world, perhaps we adapted one way or another to the proverbial Brave New World/1984. Aside from the millennial normies that despite being shown the grand conspiracy which those videos were very viral at the time they sought to be part of it.

MGTOW is another development and so was the exposure of tinder. Millennial chicks lost their virginity and compensated by having high standards. Some could not keep that in-group/friend group standards and gatekeeping which their lives were very public so they engaged and started to have their private life, being with guys that dont meet the gatekeeping standards. Millennial chick groups are situationships, its not the group they wanted to be in, its the group they settled for. They cope by following trends to show that they belong in the "cool girl" group. They hate people that dont have friends because they themselves dont have friends and reminds them of their own predicament which they avoid to deal with. The toxicity, jealousy and drama tend to be unresolved issues from their lives which they take out on others.

Perfect people in the perfect world, a generation without soul.. Got to keep the faith, got to keep the faith and run away.

>>508140612
Im convinced lainey wrote the reply in this pic: >>508139896

>>508140321
I noticed how women are trying to meme hypogamy, saying they are more qualified than men nowadays and therefore aiming lower.
A bullshit masters doesn't make you hot shit but whatever lets them sleep at night

>>508140612
I've enjoyed the wit of Lainey Ball for years, I wish I knew the origin story.

>>508128038
I once dated a woman who was having a neurotic meltdown for reasons she couldn't understand until she got up out of bed and saw she was shedding her uterus all over the sheets. They're hopeless.

And im out of lainey balls.

>>508140837
It also takes 2 people to make the kid
women can't be the sole "choosers"
the supply of giga chad is only so big
so is the supply of hot women
we are the chads who actually do the approaching, so yes we do the choosing
we reject by simply ignoring unworthy women
women love to pretend they have the upper hand
really we have the advantages that matter
such as being physically stronger
having the time on our hands when it comes to breeding
being psychologically more capable and disciplined, logical and achieving
men can be completely fine just grinding their way up and then picking the woman they want, or picking from a range of women we want until it works with one obviously
no need to settle for meh roasties like Lainey for the average white dude when we can go for proper right wing blondes instead

>>508132214
Unless youve got open wounds or licking your ass afterwards, the germs womt do shit. Yeah all the nigger piss on the seat is gross as fuck, but if you gotta shot you gotta shit

>>508137478
Thats a good fucking napkin doodles. Nobody doodles "live love laugh" and their own name with dumbass stars

>>508141298
and really women are actually the ones who benefit from the sexual transaction
the sperm gives them more DNA to upgrade their own DNA
really they should be the ones literally BEGGING men for it
we only really need sex in order to have children
and for that you play a long and well thought out game, no desperate one nighter crap with random roasties

>>508128038
Why is her blood fuchsia coloured? She should go see a doctor

>>508141457
everything about her just screams STDs

These comics truly show how disgusting modern wowen are honestly

>>508137524
I guarantee this anon knows how to tongue-punch a hotbox. Do you keep them in a bag to let them ferment, and then open it to inhale that sweet snatch stink? Asking for a friend

>>508128604
Fuck that's cringe.

I'm surprised nobody has posted the many, many screenshots of Lainey's claims of being a medium, communicating with the spirit world, and conducting shamanic ceremonies with cacao. She's been on that grift for I think nearly two years. She had a whole mentorship program thing for women to develop their spiritual powers. She should get together with Wes Watson.

>>508140032
lol. Lainey threads are the funniest /pol/ threads

>>508142152

>>508128017 (OP)
>>508128038
>>508128153
>hurr durr it's yet another Lainey thread
...ffs why the fuck do you worthless failures continually simp for this disgusting, repulsive off-topic...thing? Swear to god this board needs real mods who can run this place like Beria ran the GULAG. OP(a faggot is he)'s post shouldn't have lasted longer than 0 seconds.

>>508128153
What a fucking mess these creatures are. Let's let them vote.

>>508142194

>>508142237

>>508128472
>sanpaku
as if there werent enough red flags already

>>508142237

>>508142289

The amount of newfags itt has been remarkable
Like embarrassing

>>508142223
Cope and seethe Lainoid

>>508128017 (OP)
I didn't expect the lainey saga to delve into the fantasy genre

pretty cool

>>508142333

>>508142388

>>508128153
women's bathrooms at a big event, like a concert, are absolutely disgusting.
men would vomit if they saw them.

>>508142491

>>508142364
She is a medium now. She can communicate with spirits and see the future

>>508142541

>>508137571
he might be a virgin, but he can change that with a quick trip to the bordello. you, on the other hand, will always be a clapped out whore.

>>508128153

>>508137725
>Only a complete savage talks on their phone in the shitter
Ironically the way you phrased that sentence, it'd be taken as a compliment here in America. It'd be like saying only the most hardcore badasses talk on the phone on their shitter

You just know

>>508142551
kek if this is true then her mental spiral is only getting worse

>>508128153
If she's not worried about men pretending to be women in the toilet then why is she holding the door closed?

>>508128017 (OP)
look at those claws

>>508142839
nice one anon

>>508142932
It looks like maybe she's getting better. I hope so, it's not fun being a schizo.

>>508142551
does she live in NY? I can save her

>>508143292
She travels bro just dm her. She does go to NY sometimes.

>>508143292
the irony is that she's not an americunt, she's from romania or something

this bitch really thinks she's an artist or something

>>508140032
wife material

>>508143292
Do be aware that she is crazy and hates men and she will cheat on you.

>>508140774
high quality INTP post

>>508142095
I wish she'd come here more often.

>>508128345
what's really strange is that, for one

ancient sumerians had iconography of water flowing into the air out of cups like her tattoo

and two
>and i'm not even fucking with you on this
hungarian is the most similar language to sumerian, with many similar words and both language being
>agglutinative

which more or less means, you can form an entire sentence or statement from a single word, where you keep
>gluing
the words end to end

for example, in english
>disestablishmentarianism
which is formed from multiple words, prefixes and suffixes, into one

COINCIDENCE I'M SURE THO

>>508128472
ugh

i don't know why when a chick get's betty paige bangs, to me, she instantly get's an upgrade on the
>1-10 scale

i hate it sometimes

>>508138858

>>508139896
>>508140800
I like the Lainey ball but I agree with the comment. Lainey ball was a one off pretty hilarious gag but you can only do so much with it but there's more interesting and funny stuff when people are more directly spoofing her

>>508142223
Kek

>>508128604
that's....

sad :(

>>508134205

>>508128345
Christ what an absolute mess

>>508141367
Women don't have a "you gotta do what you gotta do" mentality. For them it's "OMG, I just can't, I LITERALLY cant do this, someone, please fix this problem for me".

Then either some simp or sap fixes it for them, or there is no one, and rather than buckling up and doing what she needs to do, she will just do nothing, to her own detriment, or even demise. If she survives the ordeal she will write a blog post about how this was a man's fault somehow.

>>508142333
Needs a litter box in the last panel

>>508143572
Yeah she's lovely.

>>508142359
will she ever come back

i want to see her spegalerg off the rails again that was great. remember if i change my usa flag to this cheeseburger condiment flag, you don't know who i am now

Is there a YouTube video or anything with a qrd on the Laney saga?

>>508134272
No just a guy with daughters. Females talk about everything with each other

>>508135221
There's surviving and there's wanting to sit in someone else's ass sweat. I avoid public toilets like plague

>>508141367
You do realize woman sit to pee. You get someplace busy like a concert or sports event I'm told the seat practically radiates heat from the unrelenting string of asses

>>508143737
if any of you out there are confused why this woul be relevanr/mean something

is because molnar
>lainey's surname
is hungarian

and she, is hungarian

>>508128345

the toxic horror fem
>wrinkled up all over cunt

>>508140638
Can someone explain this meme to me?
I have no fucking clue why

>>508142551
>now officially schizo

Every day she grows closer to /pol/. When will she post her tits here, what do you think?

>>508144408
i feel like it would be disappointing to see her tits

>>508134272
nah when a roastie posts they usually flip the fuck out tell everyone theyre virgins and that they'll never have sex.

its extremely sad to read, because even they admit they're little more than ass-objects sold to the highest bidder. then traded in like a used car. you'll definitely know it when its one of them clogging the board up

>>508144330
explaining jokes...

>>508144454
yeah, those wobbly bags isnt what i like to see at all!

>>508128017 (OP)
esoteric but i get it

>>508134205
Simp incel anons have no idea the lengths a foid will go to in order to look even presentable on a given day, let alone pretty
Everything about them is a trick and a trap, bottom line

>>508144408
where did i hear that, "her tits are so sad it's like two suicide notes taped to a wall"

>>508139311
holy shit my grandmother used to have one of those. i want that too. good times.

>>508128038
Absolutely disgusting

>>508128017 (OP)
The dragon represents her womb.

>>508140876
There were a series of memes where a poland ball raped a russia ball up the ass and then one of you sick fucks decided to draw poor lainey’s face on it. I wasn’t there in the thread when it happened but I think that’s the basics of it.

>>508144541
>withered, sallow milk bags
>only give powdered milk

>>508140876
It just came up during the Lainey threads at the time. I think shortly after the angry toothface thing, someone suggested putting it on Polandball. Why? Who can say. It just came up, happened, and a meme was born.

>>508140758
Relax Prandesh jeeeez

>>508137524
If I lived your sad and wretched life, I’d kill my self.

Do you want me to mail you a pistol?

>>508140981
What do you expect when society tells them they are the exact same interchangeable economic unit as a man is? Mr Shekelberg expects them to show up every day on time rain or shine on his own calendar.

>>508145210
if he were smart he'd sell them to japanese vending machine owners

You know what I just noticed ? Being shilled in 4chan will end your career lol

>>508128038
>can't even track time for a month
Civilization really is on the Y chromosome.

>>508128153
Not surprising this nearly-eggless whore wouldn't consider a little girl seeing some dude with a beard and a dress pulling his crank out.

>>508143137
>getting better
she just got the biggest tattoo yet and it's some weird occultist tarot card stuff, she's definitely not getting better and no you won't fix her

>>508134205
Good lord, it looks like she ran head first into the wailing wall.

What a fucking sociopath. She says a baby isn’t a human being until the woman “consents to having a child.”

>>508137453
Absolute fucking keks

>>508145210
As I type this, I am huffing the lovely aroma from a pair of VSX lycra thong panties with a burgundy coloured stain in the crotch. And I am ROCK hard. Why does this elicit such disgust from you? I bet your kinks are even weirder.

>>508132214
That position doesn't look too conducive to pushing out turds, thighs and butt would be clenched to a certain extent even though she's trying to reduce the load on them by holding the door. I would think she would get sloppy shit around her asshole and there's not enough toilet paper to clean it up. It also looks like a good way to get hemorrhoids.

>>508137453

>>508142359
Absolute A1, top-shelf seething you love to see it kek
This is why I still come here

>>508145483
She hasn't been going on the schizo rants so hard lately. Her downward spiral into girlboss esotericism is more sad than funny. She is funnier making cope cartoons.

>>508128153
>empty toilet paper roll
uh, poopy sisters, how will she get out of this pickle?

>>508142551
You mean to tell me a retarded, self obsessed, narcissistic roastoid also communicates with demons? You don't say??

>>508142551
Chat, is this real?

>>508145580
lel

>>508128153
"Hey Staceyyyyy"
>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP
"How's it going girlfriend?"
>BRRRRRRRRLRLRLRLRLRR BRAP BRAP

>>508128472
with those nails, she isnt even wiping.

>>508138858
loves lainey, him

How many years have we been bullying this innocent now?

>>508130292
women easily get infections, like really fucking easy. we guys could dunk our dick into a dirty river and be alright but the female urethra is like only a third of the lenghty as our so bacteria can really easily reach the bladder and fuck them up.

Add to that the fact that women splash their piss into all four directions when they piss because most are roasbeef pussies that serve like nozzles for the stream and you end up with the filthiest fucking seats you could imagine.
I would not touch a womens toilet with gloves, let alone sit on one.

>>508137478
>I know a woman who got a back piece and she would add a flower to it every time she got an abortion

>>508146101
I had a gf who would get those things and can tell you this is a problem with them.

I'm... so.... HAPPY... OK ???????

>>508146193
>innocent
she's actually a bully herself, always has been

>>508145617
>I bet your kinks are even weirder.
My greatest fantasy is a virgin who loves Jesus, loves babies and is loyal, will never lie and will always be sweet, loving and supportive :(
It hurt my soul just to type that out :(:(:(

>>508139850
Underrated post

>>508146470
>beeficus

lol

in high school i knew this goth chick with huge tits named
>keitha
she was a thick pale half mexican chick that actually had blonde hair, but dyed it black

my friend used to call her
>BEEFA

>>508146589
you should become a mennonite. No more 4chan tho

>>508146780
>No more 4chan tho
This is actually the final part of my fantasy, sounds great bro but my mind might actually be too fried at this point

>>508128472
>framed ouija board on wall
Pottery

>>508146589
That's cool, bro. My fantasy is to have her soiled panties wrapped around my face like a COVID mask while I furiously stroke my meat to completion all over my belly.

>>508146876
I've gone off grid for months at a time, it's not that hard to detox from the internet. You don't really miss it that much and end up reading books, drawing or listening to music. It's pretty chill

>>508137453

>>508128345
>>508128472
>>508128153
she looks like a public toilet

>>508146947
Difference between us is that your fantasy is completely attainable while mine will always be just a fantasy

>>508128153
She's reaching levels of unhinged that I didn't know were possible.

>>508146165
Fucking kek

>>508146978
Good idea and it's really about time for it
I was sick for quite awhile and only had the internet to get me through days, of course now it's a wretched habit with 10 4chan tabs open and 6 different discussions going
But now I'm feeling a lot better and need to break the bad habit which now only eats my time up

>>508140032
if she were younger, and not broken, she would've been wife material

>>508139850
made me snigger like a fool

>>508137453
omg, the absolute flab

>>508128153
Normie bitch, this is how you do it.

can anyone give me a qrd, this bitch seems miserable lmao

>>508130292
Retarded.
They either cover the seat with toilet paper or don't use it all because only God know what kind of bacteria is on those toilet seat.
You dumb fuck. Stupid. I bet you are underaged. You need to be over 18 to use this website.
Fuck you.

>>508147640
you will always come back though, even the best mennonussy won't keep you contained forever

>>508141442
>the sperm gives them more DNA to upgrade their own DNA

So if a woman fucks enough men, she eventually evolves into her next form? i want to breed a harem and see what I can evolve them into.

>>508148598
I have accepted this as my fate, yes

>>508147369
>she looks like a public toilet

That is one of her fantasies.

>>508148856
I hope you find the one bro

>>508144330
>Can someone explain this meme to me?
See >>508140302

>>508128017 (OP)
OH SHIT OH FUCK FINALLY A LAINEY THREAD POST LAINEYBALLS AND EDITS!

>>508128017 (OP)
wow an early 00s meme
>slay the dragon - Suicide (Opa-Ages)

>>508138068
>>508139002
AHAHAHAHA WTF

I love how you can't even tell the edits from the real ones

>>508138134
Isn't Muhammad Garrison the most popular here?