>Gets moderately hot in the summer in the Midwest
>RECORD HEAT WAVE, EXTREME HEAT WARNING, YOU’RE GOING TO DIE
Why do we do this every year?
94 degrees is a typical hot day in the summer

>>508135173 (OP)
News doesn't sell.
News never sells.
News has never sold.
Even the roman knew that the news is boring.

Danger sells.
Outrage sells.
Distress sells.
It's all trying to get more attention and eyes on their product. simple as.

>>508135173 (OP)

>>508135173 (OP)
what happened to the wet bulb schizo from last year, he was funny
>t3h WET BLUB TEMPS ARE OVER HUMAN BODY TEMPERATURE
>THAT MEANS PEOPLE CAN NO LONGER SWEAT TO COOL OFF
>instead the sweat builds up inside the body UNTIL THEIR WHOLE BODY EXPLODES IN A SPRAY OF SWEATY BLOOD (lethally)
>WHY DO COAL ROLLERS WANT US TO DIE LIKE THIS

>>508135173 (OP)
>>YOU’RE GOING TO DIE
If you know Chicago summers, it won't be the heat

>>508135173 (OP)
they do it here as well and they record temperatures at airports so they can find the highest

>>508135173 (OP)
>94 degrees is a typical
86 I'd typical, mid 90s is hot especially with the humidity after the rain.

>>508135173 (OP)
i think the weirdest part about the news this decade is how they keep inventing weather terms and pretending like they were always a thing
>atmospheric river

>>508135173 (OP)
I lived in the desert SouthWest where during the summer, it is still 90 degrees outside at night. I flet like a jeep in the oven for years, until I moved.

What's the humidity level?

I grew up in the subtropics, and 85F+ was absolutely fucking miserable because the humidity was always >80%.. I mean, just going outdoors for 15 minutes to check the mail and water the garden would mean you'd return soaking as wet from sweat. Meanwhile, when I lived in the midwest, I could work outside at 100F without an issue whatsoever, whereas in the Southern US it gets to a point where you literally can not absorb the water you drink fast enough to replenish what you lose in sweat.

tldr boomercore "it's not the heat, it's the humidity"

>>508141159
don't you hate it when phoneposting fucks up your antisemitism?

>>508135173 (OP)
when will we do the right thing and ban all cars, trucks and jets?