Anonymous
ID: K4gzw0n2
6/21/2025, 12:46:11 AM No.508136043
Are we ok?
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Anonymous
ID: 0Hl3nZNn
6/21/2025, 12:49:12 AM No.508136284
Is the turtle okay?
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Anonymous
ID: K4gzw0n2
6/21/2025, 12:50:16 AM No.508136379
>>508136284
Yes, the Lord protected him.
Yes, the Lord protected him.
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Anonymous
ID: gbwaaQ4r
6/21/2025, 12:58:40 AM No.508137074
>>508136284
Turtle was always been okay. They tried to cover up Snorlax for being the cause
Turtle was always been okay. They tried to cover up Snorlax for being the cause
Anonymous
ID: IYasfBq2
6/21/2025, 12:58:53 AM No.508137090
>>508136379
Jesus was his copilot. Jesus is kind of dick.
Jesus was his copilot. Jesus is kind of dick.
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Anonymous
ID: K4gzw0n2
6/21/2025, 12:59:49 AM No.508137175
>>508137090
No, Jesus is based for saving the turtle.
No, Jesus is based for saving the turtle.
Anonymous
ID: lZ1rYPRD
6/21/2025, 1:01:16 AM No.508137309
right wing extremist
ID: 7m10lELH
6/21/2025, 1:06:42 AM No.508137747
>>508136043 (OP)
Must be a different crash than the one that fell out of the sky over here on holly springs church road.
Must be a different crash than the one that fell out of the sky over here on holly springs church road.
Anonymous
ID: zDLw59Cz
6/21/2025, 1:10:58 AM No.508138104
>>508136043 (OP)
It's turtles all the way down
It's turtles all the way down
Anonymous
ID: m+DmczE0
6/21/2025, 1:11:19 AM No.508138136
>>508136043 (OP)
Glad the turtle is fine!
Glad the turtle is fine!
Anonymous
ID: bCqM5Tob
6/21/2025, 1:11:49 AM No.508138174
*80s jazzy funk music*
Anonymous
ID: T87UPkWO
6/21/2025, 1:12:13 AM No.508138207
>>508136043 (OP)
That’s absurd
That’s absurd
Anonymous
ID: 3MLMtexl
6/21/2025, 1:12:44 AM No.508138255
100% a woman. Only women can be this fucking retarded.
Anonymous
ID: lSxHmlut
6/21/2025, 1:13:17 AM No.508138292
empathy kills
Anonymous
ID: mjhZKHOY
6/21/2025, 1:13:36 AM No.508138315
>>508136043 (OP)
How the fuck did he do that? Stall out? Loss of longitudinal control?
How the fuck did he do that? Stall out? Loss of longitudinal control?
Anonymous
ID: whlftEZH
6/21/2025, 1:13:47 AM No.508138329
>>508136043 (OP)
what a giga chad
he was going to write of his $200k plane to save a small turtle and the lord just instant raptured him...
we can only dream of being so based
what a giga chad
he was going to write of his $200k plane to save a small turtle and the lord just instant raptured him...
we can only dream of being so based
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Anonymous
ID: zdyWXiC4
6/21/2025, 1:17:47 AM No.508138660
>>508136043 (OP)
immediate release from samsara
immediate release from samsara
Anonymous
ID: oGJd6z1p
6/21/2025, 1:18:37 AM No.508138716
>>508136043 (OP)
How did he see a turtle in a plane? This seems off.
How did he see a turtle in a plane? This seems off.
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Anonymous
ID: K4gzw0n2
6/21/2025, 1:18:55 AM No.508138744
>>508138329
Amen brother, the Lord will make him an Archangel in Heaven.
Amen brother, the Lord will make him an Archangel in Heaven.
Anonymous
ID: zDLw59Cz
6/21/2025, 1:23:44 AM No.508139181
Anonymous
ID: bCqM5Tob
6/21/2025, 1:27:00 AM No.508139450
Turtles are proof that just chilling out and moving slow through life is the way to go. The hare might win the race, but the hare will die decades before the turtle. Probably by getting eaten by a coyote while screaming like a possessed banshee.
Anonymous
ID: drZusPz0
6/21/2025, 1:30:49 AM No.508139780
I came across this a few days ago.
Anonymous
ID: VSRDgWVd
6/21/2025, 1:31:11 AM No.508139814
Someone draw a chud turtle smirking at a troon jak pilot spinning out of control
Anonymous
ID: kIQc/nkX
6/21/2025, 1:32:46 AM No.508139945
>>508136043 (OP)
I accidentally really ran over a turtle once and felt really bad about it so I can understand.
I accidentally really ran over a turtle once and felt really bad about it so I can understand.
Anonymous
ID: drZusPz0
6/21/2025, 1:32:52 AM No.508139956
I rescued this guy off the road and put him in the creek.
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Anonymous
ID: PqT0znys
6/21/2025, 1:37:38 AM No.508140305
>>508138329
Bet he was trying to look cool. The turtle was a convenient prop that God put in his path. Little did he know, his vanity was being checked.
Bet he was trying to look cool. The turtle was a convenient prop that God put in his path. Little did he know, his vanity was being checked.
Anonymous
ID: K4gzw0n2
6/21/2025, 1:48:54 AM No.508141249
>>508139956
I bet it's the same turtle
I bet it's the same turtle