This man asks for your ID.
>White = Der Fรผhrer (take over the thread)
>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)
>Blue = Waffen SS (Pass)
>Yellow = Wehrmacht (Pass)
>Purple = Allied soldier of the Reich (pass)
>Orange = Enemy soldier (arrest on sight)
>Red = Communist (Arrest on sight)
>Black = Nigger (Arrest on sight)
>Brown = Juden (Arrest on sight)
>Pink = Homosexual (Arrest on sight)
>Grey = Troon (Arrest on sight)
IF YOU PASS
>0-1 Sent to the Western Front
>2-3 Sent to the Eastern Front
>4-5 Sent to North Africa
>6 Sent to the northern front
>7 Sent to guard concentration camps
>8 Sent to vacation at Auschwitz
>9 Sent to the Nazi Scientific Division
>Doubles = Sent to a comfy position in Berlin
>Triples = You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your post
>88 = Promoted to Obergruppenfรผhrer (General) and lead your own RWDS
>1488 = Become the new Reichsfรผhrer (Himmler) and genocide the country flag above your post
>Quads= Axis wins
IF YOUโRE ARRESTED
>0-1 shot on site
>2-3 sent to Auschwitz
>4-5 Sent to concentration camps
>6-7 turned into soap and lampshades
>8-9 tortured for information
>Doubles = You become an Honorary Aryan and are conscripted into the German Army. Reroll for your deployment.
>Triples = the country flag above your post invades the Reich on the side of the Allies to rescue you
>Quads = Allies win
>666 = reroll, if doubles Hitler is assassinated, otherwise executed for treason
rolling for nazis in a coffin
>>508144884rollin for nazi dommy mommies
>Rolling
I believe in one God,
the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth,
of all things visible and invisible.
I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,
the Only Begotten Son of God,
born of the Father before all ages.
God from God, Light from Light,
true God from true God,
begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;
through him all things were made.
For us men and for our salvation
he came down from heaven,
and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,
and became man.
For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Scriptures.
He ascended into heaven
and is seated at the right hand of the Father.
He will come again in glory
to judge the living and the dead
and his kingdom will have no end.
I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,
who proceeds from the Father and the Son,
who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,
who has spoken through the prophets.
I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.
I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sins
and I look forward to the resurrection of the dead
and the life of the world to come. Amen.
>>508145209>High Ranking Nazi scientistShould I be ancient alien technology or warlock division choices choices
everything should be in order, danke
>>508144599 (OP)*Walks by the officer smugly*
>>508144599 (OP)Rolling for Aryan dominance
power to the people, we must seize the means of production comrades!
>>508144599 (OP)Roll during the aftermath of Reinhardtโs death
>>508145820Not my fault that faggot died! Now, Iโm going to the western front because of him >:(
>>508144599 (OP)I'm white ese, let me in.
>>508144599 (OP)Greetings fellow white ayran nazis, i need to pass through to conduct important business with the fuhrer
>>508146249Just doing my duty as a member of the Waffen SS, guarding the concentration camp with my t-rex.
https://youtu.be/iDNQYJUdxks?si=Scvf7E0pLrVEnQW4
>>508144599 (OP)Last time I responded to this thread i was banned for a week. Kindly delete it.
>>508146536Just picking up some strudel take-out for the camp Christmas party.
>>508144599 (OP)JAWOHL
Tigergruppenfuhrer of Heavy Panzer Abteilung 1776
>>508144599 (OP)I denounce the Talmud and the Torah. TKD and TND. We should avenge the USS Liberty by deporting all Israeli citizens, especially dual citizens, to Israel and then bombing Israel into dust. All non-White immigration should be banned. Deport all niggers to Africa. Deport all non-White Hispanics to their countries of origin. End women's suffrage and eliminate all civil rights legislation. 1488 HH.
>>508144599 (OP)I'm aryan, trust me mein bro!!!
>>508147487Fuck, I'm a lampshade now bros. I did my best.
>>508147534Highest ranking, even better!
>>508144599 (OP)Here. This is good year, 2020 stash, good paper.
>>508144599 (OP)Pls officer we wuz Visigoths 'n sheeiit
>>508147803anyone whose name is Rodriguez is Visigothic.
Roderick was a Visigothic name, and its the root of Rodriguez.
>>508147803You get to party with Oscar!
>>508144599 (OP)Rolling for double nuclear winter
>>508144599 (OP)Rolling to get rid of kikes.
>>508144599 (OP)ayo niggah yous better let me pass yo ima finna fuck you up if you don't nigga
>>508144599 (OP)I would give them over why shouldn't I? prolly wouldnt ask me anyway I look more german than him
>>508144599 (OP)>This man asks for your ID.>>Whiteno thanks im brown. *shoots*
>>508144599 (OP)Certainly officer. I think you'll find everything is in order.
no one is gonna believe me, but out of all the DOZENS times I've rh0llered for this, I've ALWAYS PASSED.
Like... for real.
Must be fate, eh? :P
RH0LLERIN' !!
>>508148867lol im gaurding the camps. what an honor. i won't let a single kike escape. I numbered them all just to make sure we kill every last one. What do you mean its a waste of time were going to kill them all they dont need numbers. well then how will we tell them apart? fuck whatever hans just put the fucking tattoo i guess. hurry up.
>>508144599 (OP)Ja, Kommandant. Hier sind meine Papiere, darf ich gehen?
>>508144599 (OP)Subhanallah, brothers. Umm. Here ya go
>>508144599 (OP)Jesus was right when he said my kingdom is no part of this world.
>>508149861DEPLOYING TO THE WESTERN FRONT. FUCK THE YIDS AND THE BRITS (some are also yids)
>>508144599 (OP)nice try, op. i am not posting in these kind of threads again since it's against the rules, i got a warning last time and i am afraid
>>508144599 (OP)Let's try this again, I'm sure I've found the right ones this time
97466
md5: 1efa159eaf44c853147e28ac111dca35
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Everything is in order I trust.
I am of pure german blood
>>508151237Damn, finna break some semitic bucks
>>508144599 (OP)Rolling for Dr. Mengeles asssistant
>>508144599 (OP)ayo i aint finna show you nuttin wyt boy DAS RITE
>>508151482we wuz generals n sheeyit
Donโt shoot, Iโm Italian!
>>508144599 (OP)Rolling. Last time my odds were not good.
>>508144599 (OP)>germsThey have never won a war and never will. Most unreliable ally award.
25807
md5: 7b3eed1a4f837ef4e59c27bdb14750c1
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>>508144599 (OP)I hate authoritarian bastards.
But this is a funny prompt.
Rollan.
>>508144599 (OP)I'm the biggest gay nigger in the universe buddy, let me through.
>>508147711>>5081477882 double doubles, very nice you are blessed
>>508144599 (OP)I was only following orders (but I had semi while doing it)
>>508154434An enemy soldier posing as a fruit salesman.
>>508144599 (OP)roll for total janny death
>>508155908Waffen SS sent to Auschwitz. Looks like Christmas came early!!!
>>508144599 (OP)chkeked
rolling for not dead I guess
>>508156120Damn bro... A homosexual shot on sight. You couldn't have rolled a worse hand.
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>508144599 (OP)ffs OP how many times are you gonna post -
>>508145077OH MEIN GOTT HEIL HITLER
roll
burning times.
reaper in stead of the loin.
fuck you jews.
>>508144599 (OP)>asks for your IDShow him dick. Tell him his wife would recognize me.
Rolling..
>>508144599 (OP)rolling for being white (the best race and culture)
>>508157171Well, that didn't work out so well..
>>508144599 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkYVMLR9d4I&t=90s
>YOU ARE WHO YOU CHOOSE TO BE
>>508157444Absolute witnessed. Have fun invading American.
>>508157485we chillin with rommel where my 5s at
>>508145146this one will make a nice lampshade
>>508144599 (OP)Anything but grey, please.
>>508145323Ancient alien magick technician
>>508157568We're starting with New York.
>>508157444>Green = High ranking Nazi Reich official (Pass)>>triples You personally lead the Axis invasion of the country flag above your postWITNESSED
You heard it here first volks, the Axis invasion of the US will be led by an Amerimutt high ranking Nazi Reich official.
>>508144599 (OP)Theyโre under the floorboards sir
>>508144599 (OP)Rollan for keine Niggeren erlaubt
>>508157444Wunderbar. รberprรผft.
>>508157901No, start with Washington State first. Send seven foot tall Aryan waifu to sit on my face and force me to inhale her womanly scent. 1488
>>508144599 (OP)Mein digger, here are my papers.
>>508144599 (OP)I'm not white i don't care whatever roll
>>508144599 (OP)Roll the old chariot along
>>508144599 (OP)The Holocaust didn't happen but it should of.