I imagine myself in Tehran, leading my Platoon. Our mission is to stop m*slim dogs from advancing. We mow down m*slim dogs but they keep coming. I shoot m*slim dogs but I run out of ammo so I draw my sling and begin slaughtering m*slims, since m*slims are way more physically inferior to me, I slay them by dozens. Then I get shot, but I didn’t fall, I kept fighting. Then shot again and again. m*slims were shooting me from a distance like the cowards they are. I lie down, facing up to sky and I see YAHWEH (God) smiling at me, I smile back… Then I woke up, in Greater Israel, my homeland. My Jewish brethen gave me a warm welcome to heaven. I finally made it, I finally made it into heaven

>>508145013 (OP)
Underrated thread. Bump