You cannot call yourself a true Aryan, if you refuse to eat this meal.

>>508152768 (OP)
Hungry now.
Going to cook

>>508152768 (OP)
That's not a chili dog

Only one?

>>508152768 (OP)
Fuck that shit.
pic rel is the meat to eat.

Growing up, my friends forced our Muslim friend from Ethiopia to eat a bacon sandwich. Looking back, what kind of friend does that? Then they started using the n-word and I just lost them as friends because of that. Have not seen them in years. Have not seen my family in years. I am ready for Jannah, definitely preferable to being a tax slave to zionist Jews who use me to genocide my own people. Am not interested in this carnival of trinkets and amusements.

>>508153286
You can have, thats fine.

>>508153278
thats not a roundmeal

>>508153571
>Have not seen my family in years

Have you thought about reaching back out to them?

>>508152768 (OP)
Chang here. I eat these daily, but may I please opt out of calling myself a true Aryan? Thanks.

>>508154010
No.

>>508152768 (OP)
pretty interesting op refers to the burger as a "meal"
this contrasts with american marketing which disparagingly stresses that the burger is NOT a meal and merely "just the sandwich"
case in point
> Welcome to McDonalds
> uhh can i get a big mac?
> Do you want the meal or just the sandwich?
now that we have established that the new norm is to deny that the burger itself is a meal, are you in fact an Aryan if you don't "Make it a Meal" and add 40oz of coca cola and a side of fries flash fried in pic related

>>508154142
>Do we have literacola?

>>508154120
Fuck. Another century of humiliation.

>>508152768 (OP)
>lettuce on top

>>508152768 (OP)
Its like unhealthy candy for children instead of real food.

>>508154556
How is bread, ground beef, vegetables not real food?

>>508152768 (OP)
I'm not a fan of bacon on burgers

>>508154433
where should it be?

>>508153571
You spend your life chasing after trinkets and wealth and then you die and it is all gone. You spend your life paying taxes to satanic zionist Jews so they can murder children and mock Christ, so you can be their slave and amuse yourself as they use you for evil. I would rather fight the evil and save innocent lives. It is the martyrs that I admire, the people who chase after Heaven. Those who submit evil, those who distract themselves with material things, I view them ultimately as cowards.

Pic rel is Aryanslop (or Thulêanslop as I have taken to calling it)
Europeans will seethe.

>>508153571
faggot

>>508153445
>>508153278
pretty sure the point is it weeds out hindus, jews and muslims

>>508152768 (OP)
burger moment

>>508154829
Ameritards not bringing their best to the thread

>>508154724
is that so? sounds to me like you would prefer the sandbox or the wall better

>>508152768 (OP)
This is actually the peak Aryan dish. Plain and simple.

>>508154682
it is real food. people think when you combine different foods together it somehow makes it less "clean" or something. it is nonsense

>>508153445
Doesn't look bad but I can't eat lamb due to thinking of the little lamb as I eat it

>>508153571
>Growing up, my friends forced our Muslim friend from Ethiopia to eat a bacon sandwich. Looking back, what kind of friend does that?
Isn't eating pork permissible in Islam if done unknowingly or forced? So really, if you think about it, your friends just gave your friend a guilt-free chance to try bacon, and bacon IS delicious. They did him a favor really.

>>508154809

Every week I receive reports of the blessed martyrs. My brothers in the Middle East giving their lives to fight against the satanic zionist Jews and save the innocent. They do not spend their lives chasing after trinkets and meaningless nonsense, they enter the highest Heaven as holy martyrs.

To save an innocent life means more to me than to be a selfish man. Some are younger than me and have already achieved martyrdom, some are older. I cannot relate with the people around me, I dream of entering the ranks of the martyrs.

I cannot relate with you people. The things you chase after are meaningless to me. Do you want more money so you can pay more taxes to zionist Jews? I have tasted luxury and destitution. I have experienced the highs and lows. I've had my fill, am ready for Jannah now.

>>508155167
The point of using the bacon cheeseburger is that jews and muzzies can't eat it. It contains pork and mixes meat and dairy. Eggs is a good Aryan meal, but to make it similarly repellent to Semitics, you'd need to make it a ham and cheese omelet, or at least have some bacon and whole milk with it.

>>508152768 (OP)
I dont like tomatoes or the sauce thougu

>>508152768 (OP)
>mutt
>Aryan

>>508156314
Slav (not white btw) cunt talking shit about a food that isn't even from America and calls it mutt food
Pottery

>>508154142
A burger is actually a fairly balanced meal as far as macros are concerned at least, its just that fries and coke are 100% carbs that ruins it.
>>508154745
I dunno in a rabbit cage or something?

>>508154745
I am a fast food aficionado and that is a chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box. They cost about $2 and are from the value menu. They're among the best value menu chicken burgers though so this proposal is still a very nice gesture.

>>508153623
This is how you get roundworm.

>>508156200
Don't forget the hindus

>>508156954

>>508152768 (OP)
Lets be honest for a moment. This is truely the only meal in one that has Dairy, Meat, Veggies and Brad. the 4 building blocks of a meal (though some new research suggest there is more)
it's the Pyramid of food groups that only, perhaps a Pizza and Burrito might also have or some Indian or muslim dish.

this is the White Mans Burrito. deal with that. It's fucking awesome. Fuck Europeans for not coming up with it first. British might argue the Sandwich was invented by some faggot pasty white Earl but we know the Burger is OURS!

>>508154142
based

>>508158351
we call it "menu" in the civilized world. so, you can get a big mac or a big mag menu. we dont consider it a meal. it's a whole culinary experience, called a Menu.

You would think I am kidding, but the prices you endure, they have been like that here for a long long time. $6 for mc chicken is yeaaars ago

>put onion in oven and roast it
>go online
>find out it has a name
>others have made it before O_O wtf
>NPCs are arguing about who invented the dish
>NPCs argue which country the dish "came from"
>they think someone has to invent a dish
>I just put the onion in the oven

>>508152768 (OP)
every single fast food joint in america makes shit goyslop lardburgers, there is no way you can find anything even close to resembling a hamburger in any fastfood restaurant. maybe in a high end restaurant you might get something that looks like a real beef hamburger
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LxEah8Nsleo
you have to go to developing countries to get good hamburgers now

>>508158781
this is 1 reason why NPCs and dunning krugered midwits cant cook by the way

>be NPC
>buy something for the microwave
>Hmm, better check the instructions. Surely it's not "hot enough" and "long enough"
>Omigod! 2416476 nanoseconds at 365646 millifarad at sea level
>Thank god I didn't microwave it for 2416480 nanoseconds

>>508152768 (OP)
I tried a burger once about 18 years ago. It was gross, I have no interest in trying another.

>>508152768 (OP)
Love me some basedbean burger

>>508152768 (OP)
fuck I love burgers so fucking much

>>508155684
You lose your white card when you start defending fucking your 6 year old little cousin. If you’re soo keen on being a martyr then go fight in Palestine tough guy

>>508157343
if that was true, why is it for sale, huh? roundworm my arse…

>>508158958
brown hands

>>508152768 (OP)
That's a good looking burger. Needs some onions.

>on my bike ride
>stop at Toms
>order the 8 burger value meal
>eat 3 of them before I leave
I FUCKING LOVE TOMS

>>508152768 (OP)
The overflowing mayo is disgusting, the bun seem like stale, the tomato is way too much, otherwise I like the beef, bacon, and cheese, and could handle the salad. Anyways, make the same without mayo, and the tomato slice, and I'd eat it (why does a burger need tomato, when it have ketchup already).

>>508158347
You're forgetting about pizza.