Sources say that a false flag is inbound in less than fifteen minute on the east coast!
>>508167149 (OP)Cool, who is going to get blamed?
911 scale?
Is it going to happen in 2 weeks?
Did it just fly over my house?
>>508167149 (OP)that fucking cardstand is going to get it
>>508167149 (OP)HOLY SHIT! A FALSE FLAG JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>>508167149 (OP)HOLY FUCK I THINK I HEAR A FALSE FLAG KNOCKING ON MY DOOR! IM SO SCARED SHOULD I ANSWER THE DOOR?!?!!!!1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EBuYeICs-U&list=RD4EBuYeICs-U&start_radio=1
>>508167410Its me, open up and share your tendies.
>>508167149 (OP)Guys I have breast cancer and I worry that every post I make is just my brain manifesting a familiar memory to tether me to earth while they operate on me. I donโt think I am conscious anymore and am being kept alive by machines.
>>508167149 (OP)A real flag would be there in 10.
>>508167251>>508167260>>508167284>>508167410>>508167687I'm here in east coasy america speaking to a mr Giussepe Calsone who assures me that something big is on it's way
>heyfogettaboutitbadabingbadaboom younevahadnuttinlikeitcapish>but mr calsone, what is this thing, can you give us some sense of scale?>likethebiggestannagreatestimatellyouastoryaboutadewholethingitsamake911lookalikeatheappitizerMr Calsone spoke to us on condition of anonymity, of course.
>>508167149 (OP)It's true
I'm there
It's happening
OH SHIT
OH FUCK FUCK FUCK OH SHIT
PUT THAT FUCKING FLAG AWAY DUDE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>508167149 (OP)I'm looking out the window of a skyscraper here on the ground in new york, and i think something is up. I think the source was right. Here's sla picture of some other guys that are looking out a similar window
>>508167410Thank God. It was just Todd Howard. Heโs was making sure I bought the new Skyrim release for the switch 2. Thankfully I did otherwise I might have been in deep trouble.
>>508167149 (OP)Iranian sleepers are still in bed having sweet dreams. Sweet dreams sleeping Iranians! ^_^
OP is a fag. I'm on the east coast and I don't see anyth-
>>508167149 (OP)I see some dancing Ukrainians
>>508167149 (OP)Oh my god it's terrible! That WOP wasn't kidding, this is worse than another 9/11!
IT'S FLYING EVERYWHERE OH MY HEAVENS NOOOOOOOOOO!
>>508167260we need to find one here in CT I'll go knock it over.
>>508167969Somebody attacked OP's tranny doctor. No fauxgina for you OP.
>>508168013>>508168032>>508168074OH MY GOD THE SEWERS ARE EXPLODING AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
>>508167149 (OP)I mean it already happened and it was the hospital in Israel that Israel blew up and said it was Iran. Nobody bought it so it went nowhere but that was your Mossad happening America apparently isn't in on it yet so it's just retarded inbred Polish jew ruling class minds in Israel trying their best but I meat Poland wasn't known for it's smarts throughout history.
>>508168116Chudda, you're wrong! I too ate some of that tainted lasagna and some Blue Rasberry Airheads! OH NO, HERE IT GOES AGAIN, HHHHHHHRRRRGGG!
>>508167149 (OP)oh fuck! false flags on stream!
>>508168194>>508168223Oh no, it's spreading! IT'S EVERYWHERE!
>>508168510How the fuck do these fuckers shit water on command?
>>508168686It's an infectious pathogen, they must be spreading it, somehow
>>508168510my cousin who lives in America used to joke about never hugging or shaking hands with Americans because they shit without washing so you smell shit coming from their back, I never believed her until I started seeing these videos
>>508168888Checked, and You missed it, but you'll be smelling it tomorrow.
>>508167755The witness
>>508167828The view
>>508167993The event
>>508168109The human angle
>>508168167The aftermath
>>508168312My own experience
>>508168510Video proof of the aftermath
>>508168854Footage of the perpetrator.
And here in picrel, is an artist rendering of the criminal himself!
>>508169156Thanks for the chuckle, OP.
>>508168881i AM AN EXPERT AT SHIT SMELLS AND THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN UNLESS YOU ARE BLACK.
>>508168854I do this at work at least twice a week and I will also either leave upper deckers or shit in the trash.
>>508169682For context half of the building is Haitians and they come piss on the floor in our nice white/spanish bathroom. I did let the spanish people know that you can in fact flush TP here.
>>508167260those were better days.......
>>508169745They caught someone else spreading the sickness!
>>508169745My dad sent a video of himself battling this terrible plague!
Idk I thought you were memeing but there's been a bunch of loud booms close to me in the past 5 mins, maybe it's just some retard shoo
>>508169745Oh no, it got the better of him. Luckily, the cameras were rolling. There is no audio, but his exact words were
>hot hot hot hot hot!
So what was the false flag?
>>508167465Just heated and am currently dipping in Polynesian sauce, looking out my window at the sky but nothing flying overhead RN, seems to be a nothingburger from MA/RI perspective
I'll give you 20160 minutes
>>508167461none of these newfags even know
>>508172257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3C2TN-Vp4c
Fun fact. Everyone in Israel said similar things to a lot of "posters" here.
>Oh my god is it flying over my house
Yes. Yes it is.