DUCK AND COVER NOW!!!!!!

SOURCES say that an Iranian submarine has launched a nuclear missile for a pre-emptive strike on America.

experts say that if it's discovered to actually be an Israel submarine then this is because iranian divers hijacked and killed the Israeli crew, America should have acted sooner!

>>508180463 (OP)
damn that sucks

>>508180463 (OP)
I wish this was real

>>508180463 (OP)
I WISH.

>>508180463 (OP)
>20 min

That's a slow ass nuke

>>508180463 (OP)
I thought they only launched UAPs

>>508180463 (OP)
Trust the message

>>508180463 (OP)
Fake and gay

>>508180463 (OP)
no fair. We should be nuked first

>>508180616
>>508180640
Me too, but unfortunately so far its:
> Can I get some nothing-fries with that?

>>508180463 (OP)
SLBM FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>SLBM FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
SLBM FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>SLBM FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
SLBM FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>SLBM FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
SLBM FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>SLBM FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>508180463 (OP)
Stop trying to be Australia, New Zealand.

It’s pathetic

>>508180463 (OP)
I wish it was real. But even then it being just one would be a problem. You can't nuke California, New York and Washington with just a single missile

>>508180463 (OP)
>SOURCES say
>experts say
kek

>>508180463 (OP)
holly shit aussie demonstrating his "brightness" ...

We all are very scared, now go hug mom she loves you unconditionally, we don't.

>>508180463 (OP)
Netflix is soon releasing a trailer for Kathyrn Bigelow's A House of Dynamite, her first new movie in years. She made the Zero Dark Thirty best picture bullshit.

The movie is about a "rogue missile" launched from the sea that will hit Washington DC in an hour and the WH has to determine who fired it and how to respond.

Idris Elba plays POTUS. Not kidding.

https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/a-house-of-dynamite-kathryn-bigelow-release-date-cast-news

Release Date is Oct. 24

>>508180463 (OP)
>33 minutes ago
k keep me posted

>>508180463 (OP)
>experts confirm