They’re real.

>>508183670 (OP)
Why wouldn't they be real? We are real and the universe is huge with trillions of stars.
And we don't even need to search that far away, since we already have been visited (abductions, ufos, crop circles, cattle mutilation)

Why though?

When will they put the definitive end to this shitshow?

>>508183670 (OP)
do some of them have vaginas? I wanna fuck those little fuckers so hard they will never come back

ayyyyelmao

>>508183670 (OP)
profound

Ayyyyyylmao

>>508183670 (OP)
What do you want to know?

CALLING AYELMAOS OF INTERPLANTERY CRAFT
OH PLEASE INTERSTELLAR POLICEMAN WE BESEECH YOU

>>508184163
How I get my money back? one of you Fers owe me gold and the compound interest is growing.

>>508183670 (OP)
As real, as we are.*
Ftfy

there's an alien autopsy on bitchute brw..

>>508183937
What do you THINK?

>>508184294
Stop fucking around.

We need the next technological leap

>>508184294
Hahahahahhhhhahahaahhaa that’s actually so funny cunt

>>508184424
You just killed a thread
Nafo murderer

>>508184458
You don’t deserve it
It’s true what they say about uhhh, what is it
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
it’s so real

>>508184393
I don't even think they have an anus

>>508184458
Cant regulate the next leap among 8billion, we unironically need a cull

>>508184534
I met them this year

>>508184584
did you kiss them? what do they smell like?

>>508184608
Didnt kiss
Didnt get close enough to smell
They communicated to me with light, not words

>>508183670 (OP)
They are just Frankensteined jewish crispr babies. Golem 3.0

>>508183670 (OP)
How do you know they're what you think they are, whatever "they" might be?

>inb4
Trumps gonna use an old school misdirection card for his Republican followers in the coming days
>"We're disclosing some alien files, REAL THIS TIME GUYS"

>>508184678
That’s the big question

>>508184702
I have something but if I post it I’ll get whacked 10000%

>>508183670 (OP)
if we look at ancient times and stories of angels and gods as possible contact, there is a narrative for changing tactics over time to explain the different versions.

maybe the old testament people were such fucking animals that God had to blow horns in the sky and appear as a giant monster just to send a message.
>stop being niggers. farm. mine. metalwork

in modern times it became maternal.
>stop getting into world wars
>think. feel.

we nuke shit
>lol h@x ur missiles

maybe at some point they decide WE have almost enough of the science and philosophy to understand what they are and why contact was necessary.

>>508184641
based fucking crack ass dope head

>>508183670 (OP)
I've told you niggers I'm a real close contact case and I made contact through an "occult" ritual. My file is classified to the max, and no I'm not fucking with you. If I'm lying let me fall dead as I speak. There's a spiritual connection people don't make about them that they need to if they are going to understand.

>>508183670 (OP)
I'll ask again: Why are these niggers in pic related like this?

It's as if they want us to suffer. They want the planet to suffer the presence of human parasites. They want humans to keep pumping garbage into the environment until everything is covered in plastic. Proof they're demons posing as the good guys.

They'd probably starve without the food source, be it human meat supply or energy. Fucking lowly interdimensional demon niggers.

I'll ask again: Why are these niggers in pic related like this?

It's as if they want us to suffer. They want the planet to suffer the presence of human parasites. They want subhumans to keep pumping garbage into the environment until everything is covered in plastic. Further proof they're demons posing as the good guys.

They'd probably starve without the food source, be it human meat supply or energy. Fucking lowly interdimensional demon niggers.

>>508184799
oh and the reason is obviously related to us being fucking niggers and wiping out civilization. that's the correlation. i see no agenda beyond that emerging.

>>508184735
What do they look like?

>>508184869
What's the cure for cancer and how do we make everyone have 200iq ? Give us the juice

>>508183670 (OP)
Do they know the end to berserk?

Yeah life certainly exists on other planets, it's just microbes. Chance of intelligent life is extremely unlikely.

>>508183670 (OP)
Aliens are already here with us
They just look totally different from what the movie tries to portray them

>>508183670 (OP)
who remembers the image they scrubbed of the one out in the desert somewhere? it was super high res? no ones ever been able to produce it or anything like it but who was there?

>>508184294
I can related to that, damn ayyy also ask me for some gold, never paid back. And then they don't want to be know as space niggers.

>>508185222
I don't know. But I can tell you real chants are vibrated.

>>508185641
explanation in pic

>>508185455
Oh yeah the only intelligent life in the cosmos is clown world earth with our gay pride parades. Totally believable

>>508183670 (OP)
If they weren't already here a few thousands of years ago then it's very unlikely that they're here. Theoretical physics is no more legitimate than magic and there's no proof that interstellar travel is possible or viable.

>>508183670 (OP)
notice something /pol/ ?!! he's white with aryan features, you have to sinngup to die for Izrael

>>508184310
How to get this as a gf?

>>508183670 (OP)
Demons.

>>508183670 (OP)
Alien niggers probe my anus

>>508185641
They got no brains. Or their brains are in their anus.

>>508188966
This.

>>508183670 (OP)
How offended would Americans be if aliens showed up and met with the Chinese before the U.S.?

>>508183670 (OP)
Would it be cool or lame if it turns out they were always on Earth, they just grew up under the oceans next to us?

>>508183670 (OP)
Skinny bob and his family:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZB788PtqQvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsQCXN4o4Ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xju_CY5ZESA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6TLGkrfNKI

>>508183670 (OP)
Demons.

Michael Herrera: Freemason
Christ Bledsoe: Freemason
Luis Elizondo: Freemason

>>508184532
Can you tell them to stop meddling with nukes and lets us learn on our own, thanks.

>>508189006
sorry anon.. that was your uncle

>>508186408
>Oh yeah the only intelligent life in the cosmos is clown world earth with our gay pride parades. Totally believable
My understanding is the gods have tried many times and we keep killing ourselves. Smart enough to get to space is smart enough to invent microcomputers, and they're too dangerous. I provided an idea to increase voltage requirements at some point in time.

I'm sure they're real somewhere, not here.